--Women with sleeve tattoos, especially women my age
--Non black dudes with the part, fade and perfectly lined beard combo
--People that used to have those huge earrings and now just have floppy ear skin with no huge earrings (why you quit being "different" homie?)
--People that wear white loafers
--Women at work talking about football on Monday
--People that wear Jerseys on casual Friday
--People that use creamer in their coffee instead of milk or soy... Might as well just pour oil and corn syrup in your coffee
--People one car behind that honk the horn because I'm letting a pedestrian cross the street instead of running them over
--Old women on social media trying hard to get noticed
--People that try to use my hat as a way to start a conversation