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Got scammed by face82 on NY for my CDP 11/12 pack.
NT was jocking dude hard too smh.
this is nothing too crazy
i took a small duece
just slipped out my butt
one of those wet ones
driving while standing up so i wouldnt sit on my own duece
this is nothing too crazy
NOTHING TOO CRAZY
Damn son. I genuinely feel for you.I've got a couple
Something light. A couple Christmas' back me and my ex exchanged Christmas gifts. We were kind of on rocky terms and we had taken a little break. She went off to Kuwait to go visit her mom ( her mom was in the service) and I was back home doing my thing. She comes back home a day before New Years and "made up" and exchanged gifts. She got me 2011 BC 3's and I got her an iPhone. I was in a happy place, got my favorite shoes and my girl in one day...
Later that day the iPhone I had just got her was laying on the counter and we had just activated it with a new number and I was the only one with the number at that point. Or so I thought. The phone kept ringing while she was in the shower. I'm like "wtf, who could be blowing her up its a new number?" Pick up the phone, it's her ex boyfriend. I ask him "what the **** you doin calling this number?" He says ask (girls name) she's been texting me and just told me to call her she got a new numberjust waited for her to come out the shower and started hitting her with all the questions cornering her till she cried. Took my shoes and promptly left that ***. Wearing my BC3's are so bittersweet
About a month ago I was getting it in with an NT thick broad. Was a dummy and tasted her first. So I get up, face like a honey glazed ham. Told her to put it in her mouf. She laughs and goes into her bedroom. I grab my clothes and leave. Didn't even put my draws back on. I'm a big dude. I was wearing jeans. Chaffed legs and all. Got played
This thread is finishedMy numbers dropped for the lottery last night. Biggest L I ever took by not going to play them!!! Last Night B ' for 518 thousand
Topic says it all.
I've taken some pretry hefty Ls in my life.
I think biggest one of my adult life was last year; I was in my car in the parking lot getting ready to leave school. I look up in the mirror and notice that there's some gold up in my nostrils that needs to be excavated. So I do some picking.
When I say I did some picking, I straight up drilled that *****. TTGL style. California Gold Rush out that ************. I would pull a booger out, examine it, flick it out the window, and then get back to picking. Grossest **** I've ever done, but hey, I was in my car, alone, and nobody was watching.
Except this super fine girl who was staring at me from her car the entire time. I recognized her as being from my class, too. (Luckily it's a super huge 100 student-class).
The look on her face was one of pure revulsion. Like her very soul had literally **** itself in agony.
Biggest L I've ever taken
Yeah man. A playa wasn't trying to force the issue and have a rape charge ya feel me?About a month ago I was getting it in with an NT thick broad. Was a dummy and tasted her first. So I get up, face like a honey glazed ham. Told her to put it in her mouf. She laughs and goes into her bedroom. I grab my clothes and leave. Didn't even put my draws back on. I'm a big dude. I was wearing jeans. Chaffed legs and all. Got played
What? I don' even
I don't get it. You performed oral, finished, asked her to do the same, and she just laughed at you and walked away? And then you just left?
What?
Nah sonYeah man. A playa wasn't trying to force the issue and have a rape charge ya feel me?
Oh GodShe told me "I don't do that". So I said "you are tonight". She hit me with the "Ninja please", Wiz Khalifa laughed and dipped.
She told me "I don't do that". So I said "you are tonight". She hit me with the "Ninja please", Wiz Khalifa laughed and dipped.
I took too many bong hits and threw up all over myself and then threw my jeans (with my ipod still in the pocket) in the tub like a dummy.
LMFAOAbout a month ago I was getting it in with an NT thick broad. Was a dummy and tasted her first. So I get up, face like a honey glazed ham. Told her to put it in her mouf. She laughs and goes into her bedroom. I grab my clothes and leave. Didn't even put my draws back on. I'm a big dude. I was wearing jeans. Chaffed legs and all. Got played
I took too many bong hits and threw up all over myself and then threw my jeans (with my ipod still in the pocket) in the tub like a dummy.
One time we convinced a dude to drink the bong water.
Damn dude you ****** up. You could've had that NBA money.
When I was 18 and a freshmen in college, I ended up finding out that a girl I talked to was Charlie Villanueva sister. She looked good and we hung out and stuff, but she was stuck on some other Black dude who always played her lol. So I was trying to get the edge, and I don't know why but I started Googling Charlie, and found all of his social network websites. I literally messaged him on FB, Twitter, and even wrote a question on Formspring on advice to get with HIS sister.
Long story short she found out, I guess he told her and was like "WTF YOU HIT UP MY BROTHER ASKING HOW TO GET WITH ME"
I felt mad dumb. It was one of those moments where you do something dumb but can't explain why.
WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE MORE AND MORE STORIES IN THIS THREAD WILL INVOLVE PEOPLE ******** THEMSELVESI told this story before but is ******* on myself while I was hooping. When I was younger we were hooping in the street. A game of 21 and everybody was close so I needed a tactic to win. I started to fart every time dudes would shoot the ball. Dudes was cracking up dying laughing so I wasn't stopping anytime soon. I ended up taking the leas and was on my way. Long story short I tried to let one go and it ended up being more. I felt the dookie ball shoot and clinched my cheeks and caught it praying it didn't drop. Ran 4 houses down to the crib no timeouts or nothing. After changing and tossing the disgusting underwear my whole thing was I hope these ****** don't know. I had to front on the whole I had to **** line. But anybody who was smart and seen my expression knew whst happened