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Lol @ white collar crime being finessing a free dinner at olive garden
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Age 16/17 I discovered unlocked cars. If an apartment complex had 50 cars in a parking lot, chances are atleast 10 would be unlocked. You would specifically go to cars that were in a 'blind spot' of the apartment and out of view. My friend who hipped me to this told me to avoid the old schools with 20 inch rims - those were the dope boys.
People would have whole wallets with credit cards laying on the seat. Hell, there was even people who left there keys. But I wasnt trying to catch a felony. I would only take loose change and dollar bills. One night I was doing my thing in a Buick Park Ave and as I went to close the door some Suge Knight looking cat was behind me with a baseball bat. That was the end of that for me.
Age 18-19 Still wasn't working and caught the shoplifting bug. I hit Best Buy for the first time with a bunch of iPods, digital cameras and prepaid phones. I was kind of shocked when I walked out the door and nothing happened. I always assumed if you walked out the door with something you didn't pay for alarms would automatically go off but that's only high dollar electronics. I limited my activities to once or twice a month and mostly took stuff for personal use (told myself I was gonna learn coding, design and editing but never happened). Years later I learned a lot of these dudes who treat it like a job easily make $200-300 a day selling the stuff to pawn shops and corner stores in the hood.
Age 20-22 Discovered part time/seasonal jobs so I cut back on the scheming. Now that I finally had a steady source of income, I started doing more white collar type shenanigans. This was during the peak of MySpace when you could buy 10k friends for a hundred bucks. I pretended to be a local impresario in the fashion/modeling industries. I'd meet chicks at the Olive Garden or Red Lobster, finesse them into paying my meal. As far as smashing? Still lived at home so that was out of the question.
And since I was under 25 Enterprise, Budget and Hertz wouldn't rent to me. Found a limo company that had Cadillac, Lincoln and Mercury sedans available. You could rent them for half the day at 40 bucks. The backseats in the Deville and Grand Marquis were so big you could get it poppin comfortably. I felt scumbag-ish, but remind myself for these chicks meeting me was probably the highlight of their "career". If they didn't already have a portfolio or representation by a certain age it was already too late.
Age 23-25 I finally started working full time, living on my own which ceased my adventures, 25-29 I started getting into more skilled work, driving cargo vans, small box trucks etc. 30-35 I been working a minimum of 55 hours a week and have a permanent career. But now that I entered my late 30s i fantasize in the back of my mind about running cons cause of how dismal life has gotten. I got all my bills paid, but never have free time to truly enjoy anything. It sucks.
I pretended to be a local impresario in the fashion/modeling industries. I'd meet chicks at the Olive Garden or Red Lobster, finesse them into paying my meal.
Age 16/17 I discovered unlocked cars. If an apartment complex had 50 cars in a parking lot, chances are atleast 10 would be unlocked. You would specifically go to cars that were in a 'blind spot' of the apartment and out of view. My friend who hipped me to this told me to avoid the old schools with 20 inch rims - those were the dope boys.
People would have whole wallets with credit cards laying on the seat. Hell, there was even people who left there keys. But I wasnt trying to catch a felony. I would only take loose change and dollar bills. One night I was doing my thing in a Buick Park Ave and as I went to close the door some Suge Knight looking cat was behind me with a baseball bat. That was the end of that for me.
Age 18-19 Still wasn't working and caught the shoplifting bug. I hit Best Buy for the first time with a bunch of iPods, digital cameras and prepaid phones. I was kind of shocked when I walked out the door and nothing happened. I always assumed if you walked out the door with something you didn't pay for alarms would automatically go off but that's only high dollar electronics. I limited my activities to once or twice a month and mostly took stuff for personal use (told myself I was gonna learn coding, design and editing but never happened). Years later I learned a lot of these dudes who treat it like a job easily make $200-300 a day selling the stuff to pawn shops and corner stores in the hood.
Age 20-22 Discovered part time/seasonal jobs so I cut back on the scheming. Now that I finally had a steady source of income, I started doing more white collar type shenanigans. This was during the peak of MySpace when you could buy 10k friends for a hundred bucks. I pretended to be a local impresario in the fashion/modeling industries. I'd meet chicks at the Olive Garden or Red Lobster, finesse them into paying my meal. As far as smashing? Still lived at home so that was out of the question.
And since I was under 25 Enterprise, Budget and Hertz wouldn't rent to me. Found a limo company that had Cadillac, Lincoln and Mercury sedans available. You could rent them for half the day at 40 bucks. The backseats in the Deville and Grand Marquis were so big you could get it poppin comfortably. I felt scumbag-ish, but remind myself for these chicks meeting me was probably the highlight of their "career". If they didn't already have a portfolio or representation by a certain age it was already too late.
Age 23-25 I finally started working full time, living on my own which ceased my adventures, 25-29 I started getting into more skilled work, driving cargo vans, small box trucks etc. 30-35 I been working a minimum of 55 hours a week and have a permanent career. But now that I entered my late 30s i fantasize in the back of my mind about running cons cause of how dismal life has gotten. I got all my bills paid, but never have free time to truly enjoy anything. It sucks.
had me DYINGLol @ white collar crime being finessing a free dinner at olive garden
bruh this had me rollin.Lol @ white collar crime being finessing a free dinner at olive garden
Hella gas and gos
I was kind of a scum bag tbh, we’d go into retail stores and just walk out with polo and Burberry shirts and if security tried to stop us we’d just knock them out.
I was an ******* man.
They say it starts with small animalsused to kill robins, crows, and blue jays with the BB gat.