White House says aliens don't exist

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WASHINGTON -- Sorry, E.T. lovers -- the White House says it has no evidence that extraterrestrials exist.

The White House made the unusual declaration in response to a feature on its website that allows people to submit petitions that administration officials must respond to if enough people sign on.

In this case, more than 5,000 people signed a petition demanding that the White House disclose the government's knowledge of extraterrestrial beings, and more than 12,000 signed another petition seeking formal acknowledgement of an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race.

In response, Phil Larson of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy wrote that the U.S. government has no evidence that life exists outside Earth, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted any member of the human race.

"In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public's eye,'' Larson wrote.

But he didn't close the door entirely on a close encounter of an alien kind, noting that many scientists and mathematicians believe that, statistically speaking, odds are high that there is life somewhere among the "trillions and trillions of stars in the universe'' -- although odds of making contact with non-humans are remote.

It's not the first petition to force the White House to engage on a somewhat off-beat topic since the "We the People'' webpage was unveiled in September. The White House also has been forced to explain why it can't comment in response to a petition demanding "Try Casey Anthony in Federal Court for Lying to the FBI Investigators'' (because it's a law enforcement matter).

And various petitions demanding legalization of marijuana have gathered more than 100,000 names, to which the White House argues that marijuana is associated with addiction, respiratory disease and cognitive impairment, and legalizing it would not be the answer.

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TELL ME LIES ...TELL ME LIES... MAKE EM' SOUND GOOD :DRAKE VOICE:
 
if the white house admitted to ETs i mean really though......you know what would happen.

i can understand, but yes they are lyin
 
Originally Posted by G14


"In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public's eye,'' Larson wrote.
I literally laughed out loud at that statement.
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Meanwhile Julian Assange's figure is being ruined because of some feminist activists being offended by what his friend said.
 
Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by G14


"In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public's eye,'' Larson wrote.
I literally laughed out loud at that statement.
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Meanwhile Julian Assange's figure is being ruined because of some feminist activists being offended by what his friend said.
So true.
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Originally Posted by SonOfTony

so what's area 51 then?
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GOOD ONE

BUT THE GOV' WILL LIE & LIE  UNTIL UFOS LAND ON THE WHITE HOUSE....OH WAIT

 
Area 51 is where they test secret millitary weapons etc etc. if you believe that kinda thing.
 
Cuz the White House always tells us the truth... We're definitely the only thing living in this universe....
 
Area 51 isn't Roswell. Smh at you simpletons. Like ET's would travel light years and crash AT THE END. 
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Yeah they exist, but technically, we don't know yet. Neil DT is my hero.
 
HOLY #@%! solegit08til post got deleted completely and he didn't violate any of NT rules.   
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Originally Posted by G14

the White House argues that marijuana is associated with addiction, respiratory disease and cognitive impairment, and legalizing it would not be the answer.
Alcohol and regular cigarettes are legal though?

How many people have died from overdosing on weed?

How many people have died from lung cancer from reg. cigs?

How many people have died from drunk driving or alcohol poisoning?

And they should have asked why Area 51 was denied for so long and why the government conveniently loses all evidence relating to UFOs?
 
Originally Posted by Tony Goalie

Why do people care about these things?


keep asking yourself this... if you cant come up with an answer, then you sir are the definition of a peon. (no flame)
 
I'm sorry but did you expect them to say anything else? The ramifications of them saying aliens exist would be like nothing seen before.
 
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