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Jared Lorenzen
didnt know who he was, so i googled.......
i seen the pics first, and couldnt believe dude is a quarterback. figured dude was on the line.
Due to Lorenzen's sizeable girth, he has been bestowed a collection of colorful nicknames. The nicknames include: "Quarter(got)back",[sup][2][/sup] "Hefty Lefty",[sup][3][/sup] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[sup][4][/sup] "The Abominable Throwman", [sup][5][/sup] "J.Load",[sup][6][/sup] "Round Mound of Touchdown",[sup][6][/sup]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[sup][7][/sup] "Battleship Lorenzen",[sup][8][/sup] "Butterball",[sup][9][/sup], "Lord Of The Ring-Dings"[sup][1[/sup], and "He Ate Me".[sup][11][/sup]