Who is your favorite out of shape athlete? Vol. Round Mound

Jared Lorenzen
didnt know who he was, so i googled.......

i seen the pics first, and couldnt believe dude is a quarterback. figured dude was on the line.

Due to Lorenzen's sizeable girth, he has been bestowed a collection of colorful nicknames. The nicknames include: "Quarter(got)back",[sup][2][/sup] "Hefty Lefty",[sup][3][/sup] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[sup][4][/sup] "The Abominable Throwman", [sup][5][/sup] "J.Load",[sup][6][/sup] "Round Mound of Touchdown",[sup][6][/sup]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[sup][7][/sup] "Battleship Lorenzen",[sup][8][/sup] "Butterball",[sup][9][/sup], "Lord Of The Ring-Dings"[sup][10][/sup], and "He Ate Me".[sup][11][/sup]


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Jared Lorenzen and it's not even close. there have been "out of shape" basketball and baseball players...but how many QB's pushing 3 bills?

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and he wore #22 under center.
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who was ol' dude from Grambling (i believe....maybe it was Bowling Green???) big QB, not Lorenzen big, but kinda close...anyone remember him?
 
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