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Ppl glorify this douche like he was a saint.Originally Posted by torgriffith
Happy Columbus Day!
Dude got more body counts than hitler
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Ppl glorify this douche like he was a saint.Originally Posted by torgriffith
Happy Columbus Day!
Dude got more body counts than hitler
Isn't he also known as Zhuge Liang or Kongming? I'm a dynasty warriors fan and I've read "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" one of the greatest books I've read lol here are more pics of him from video game adaptations lolOriginally Posted by Mo Matik
Chuko Liang and the Lute of Death
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/mind****s/lutea.jpg
Chuko "Sleeping Dragon" Liang was a brilliant Chinese strategist and possessor of one of the top 10 awesomest nicknames in history. A chancellor of Shu Han during the third century, his cunning is widely so celebrated that in China his name is synonymous with intelligence and tactics, which is way better than General Tso, who only wound up with a Chinese restaurant dish named after him.
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/mind****s/lute2.jpg
"No, General Tso, it is your chicken that is weak and lacking in discipline."
Chuko was a master of the mind @+$@. But he was still capable of making mistakes and it was his greatest miscalculation that required him to draw upon his greatest of mind @+$@ powers.
According to historians, during the War of the Three Kingdoms, accompanied by a consort of just 100 soldiers and the rest of his army miles away, Chuko saw an opposing army with over 100,000 men marching towards him. The opposing general, Sima Yi, was a veteran who had fought Chuko in multiple battles. Familiar with the Sleeping Dragon's clever ways and, deciding to take no chances, he led the massive army to capture Chuko.
Ordering his few men into hiding, Chuko commanded that the town gates be left wide open and, positioning himself atop the city wall, he proceeded to play the lute as the massive enemy army approached. Upon his arrival at the town gates, Sima Yi, who had fallen victim to many a Chuko-led ambush, halted his army and studied Chuko's calm manner as he ripped a solo on the chords.
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/mind****s/lute3.jpg
Convinced it was a trap he could not yet comprehend, Sima commanded a hasty retreat, more than a 100,000 soldiers pulling back from one man and his musical instrument. Chuko thus earned an entire wing in the BSer's Hall of Fame.
Originally Posted by MarTdiZzle23
Isn't he also known as Zhuge Liang or Kongming? I'm a dynasty warriors fan and I've read "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" one of the greatest books I've read lol here are more pics of him from video game adaptations lolOriginally Posted by Mo Matik
Chuko Liang and the Lute of Death
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/mind****s/lutea.jpg
Chuko "Sleeping Dragon" Liang was a brilliant Chinese strategist and possessor of one of the top 10 awesomest nicknames in history. A chancellor of Shu Han during the third century, his cunning is widely so celebrated that in China his name is synonymous with intelligence and tactics, which is way better than General Tso, who only wound up with a Chinese restaurant dish named after him.
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/mind****s/lute2.jpg
"No, General Tso, it is your chicken that is weak and lacking in discipline."
Chuko was a master of the mind @+$@. But he was still capable of making mistakes and it was his greatest miscalculation that required him to draw upon his greatest of mind @+$@ powers.
According to historians, during the War of the Three Kingdoms, accompanied by a consort of just 100 soldiers and the rest of his army miles away, Chuko saw an opposing army with over 100,000 men marching towards him. The opposing general, Sima Yi, was a veteran who had fought Chuko in multiple battles. Familiar with the Sleeping Dragon's clever ways and, deciding to take no chances, he led the massive army to capture Chuko.
Ordering his few men into hiding, Chuko commanded that the town gates be left wide open and, positioning himself atop the city wall, he proceeded to play the lute as the massive enemy army approached. Upon his arrival at the town gates, Sima Yi, who had fallen victim to many a Chuko-led ambush, halted his army and studied Chuko's calm manner as he ripped a solo on the chords.
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/mind****s/lute3.jpg
Convinced it was a trap he could not yet comprehend, Sima commanded a hasty retreat, more than a 100,000 soldiers pulling back from one man and his musical instrument. Chuko thus earned an entire wing in the BSer's Hall of Fame.
Originally Posted by hella handsome
/threadOriginally Posted by donpoppa
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Originally Posted by Rexanglorum
Miyamoto Musashi: The Samurai were the best trained warriors in history and Musashi was the greatest among them. He was simply a Master swordsman. As a young man, he spent four years in the woods training daily. He trained himself not just in the use of his weapons but he made his mind, body and blade become one and when he emerged from the woods, he fought dozens of duels and won all but one (he had one draw) and he capped his combat career by killing the man whom many in Japan considered the best Samurai at the time. Having defeated his greatest foe, he became a man of peace and started his own Dojo where he taught that while one should be well equipped to kill anyone, one should avoid violence.
Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze
Jrose5.
He was banning infidels while you were being conceived in a run down strip club bathroom.
/thread.
Originally Posted by OnlySomeJordans
Norris, Chuck