Wildest stuff you ever seen at work vol: someone $$#$ on the floor...

[mmg]

was just having this discussion earlier today with my dude

i remember when i used to work at target, i walked into the bathroom, someone had literally took a #%%# in the middle of the bathroom floor, i did the grandpa simpson, walked out the bathroom and told my manager

when i worked at a cell phone spot in a pretty wealthy area i used to have stripper come in and pay their phone bills

by pulling moist money on their bras

 

[odog24]

every retail job comes guaranteed with a story about someone taking shooting rocket feces all over the bathroom.

the cleaning lady was describing it to me but she speaks spanish and i didnt but by the tone of her voice and the facial expressions she used i could tell it was bad

 

[erickm713]

The mall was busy so I had to park in the back of the lot, kinda far from the entrance to my job.
As soon as I parked I look and see this lady just going to town on this dude, I mean she was giving this dude mean dome in his truck.

No tint, windows rolled down, country station playing.

I just bust out laughing and text some of my coworkers and tell them to come check this #%%% out.

 

[raichu098]

I worked at Zaxbys & these two dudes were fighting in the parking lot after work. Dude pisses in a cup a proceeds to throw it on the other guy's truck. Then he threatens to @$%&_ in the guy's truck

LULZ for days

 

[lightweight champion]

Originally Posted by ErickM713

The mall was busy so I had to park in the back of the lot, kinda far from the entrance to my job.
As soon as I parked I look and see this lady just going to town on this dude, I mean she was giving this dude mean dome in his truck.

No tint, windows rolled down, country station playing.

I just bust out laughing and text some of my coworkers and tell them to come check this !### out.

I have a similar story. Same thing, mall job. Except it was either late July or early August a few years ago where I saw this dude in his truck with his driver window down and he was leaning over onto his steering wheel. I thought dude was having a heat stroke or suffering from exhaustion because he looked like he was sweating. I started to walk towards him to help him out. I was maybe 15 feet away from him and I guess he saw me so he sat upright. About 2 seconds after he sat up I seen this chick get up and wipe her mouth. I looked at dude and he looked back, he gave me a nod, so I gave one back. No words were said but the message was communicated, "Play on playa."

 

[atlien seeko]

Sat in a pissy seat in a car once. Old man pissed in it and just watched me sit down. I was pissed. Drove home with my pants down, took a shower and came back :-/

 

[zapatohead408]

some chick came in with a guy. She was cheating on her husband with this guy and they were gonna be buying him some shoes. They repeatedly asked me to not say anything about the other guy if her husband came back to return them.

they were so funny and open about it.

I like them though because they bought some Livestrong Air max 2012's

 

[leothebest]

I work the night shift at the front desk of one of my college's residence halls so i have a book of good stories. My best one was when i was new on the job. i started work at 12am there was a guy sleep in the chairs that are to the left of the desk . After an hour of him sitting there he gets up and walks past the desk to the elevators, but instead of him getting on one of them he just stood in the corner and fell asleep standing up. 20 minutes later i hear the sound of liquid hitting the ground, my guess is that he was pissing but i was not gonna go over there and check. After 10 more minutes he finally got on the elevator. The guy must have been sleep walking because later on when i told him what he said he doesn't remember it and he still denies it to this day

 

[thegame2006]

Worked at costco for the winter season and this lady came up to me and asked if there were any of these bags of chocolates left and i told we sold out and she started to cry! In front of her kids

I just walked away and laughed and showed a coworker

My summer job i see guys getting road D**** all the time! Its weird how many times i see it.Once a girl had her top off and thought no one would see her.

The sh** you see on the road.

 

 

 

 

 

[jerome in the house]

Jizz on the toilet seat. Never used that bathroom ever again.

 

[futuristic]

This miserable fat lady came into the store I used to work at, and basically stunk up every single aisle. She left an invisible trail of the worst smell imaginable in every place in the store. I have never in my life experienced anything like it.

 

[Shanegerous]

Walked in on two people boning when I was catering a Microsoft event last summer.

 

[rick2345]

People doing the nasty in the bathrooms. Twice lol

 

[gaseousfashion]

Two summers ago a male "relieved" himself on the toilet seat.

Luckily, I wasn't there that day b/c I would've quit before cleaning that up.

 

[itzjono]

just some the customers that walked in..nothing ever really happens at my job

 

[AZwildcats]

At TJ Maxx, while I was walking the floor I saw some fecal matter in the middle of the womens section. I mean it was in absolute plain sight in an open area. I thought to myself there was no way somebody took a dump in the middle of the store and nobody saw him/her. On my way to tell my manager, I encountered a similar size piece of $#!$ just hanging out by the perfume. My mind was blown. I couldn't stop laughing. When I found a third one by the shoes, I figured somebody was messing with me. This could not be possible. I went to the security office and reviewed the security tapes with LP. Turns out an old lady had a small dog in her cart who would take dumps in the cart. Instead of throwing in the trash, the lady just brushed it off the cart onto the floor each time

 

[memphisboi55]

 

[s2n]

Work in hotel management, used to be on the Front Desk in some busy places so I've seen plenty - just a few;

- Room in Key West covered in S#*& - all over the carpet, curtains, walls, even the ceiling... 2 dudes stayed in the room... charged the hell outta their credit card

- Saw a drunk lady stumble up the cobblestone driveway, as soon as she got near the door she hit the driveway face first- blood everywhere and out completely, we thought she was dead - called 911 - she was ok just a nice split in her head.

- Working in a busy 5* Casino/Hotel, had this rough, wasted woman (wasn't a hotel guest) approach the desk rudely asking for directions to the bathroom, she was in a short dress, as she was grimey I directed her to the shady bathroom that's a good few minutes walk away, not the close and clean one we use ourselves. As she was walking off the guys up the other end of the desk were laughing and clearly disgusted, as she walked away through the lobby there was a stream pouring down her leg - she didn't give a damn she was so wasted. Pi$$ trail all the way behind her.

 

[s2n]

Also at the Hotel in Key West during Spring Break:
- heard a huge crash in the mezzanine floor above the lobby, ran up to check it, two massive Florida linebackers had smashed through and splintered some closed fire doors like they were nothing.
- also on the mezzanine floor above the lobby a couple of guys pissed over the edge into some plants in the lobby.
- over one night someone took a dump in one of the elevators, and then covered it in a "Slippery when wet" sign from the pool.

Needless to say, security and housekeeping are kept busy during Spring Break.

 

[hellaones]

Worked at a car rental agency last summer and I remember this butch came back and rummaged through the trash for a cup of lean and started sipping the remains of what she found 


People leave all kind of stuff behind but I almost always go thought the pics in cameras and phones

 

 

 

 

[mr kuter]

Great post, keep the stories coming

 

[lana85]

I work as an executive assistant/assistant building manager and Ive heard several stories about people having affairs. People having sex in the bathroom and offices. l

The nastiest had to be this one lady who sh*tted herself. She had a trail from the 16th floor all the way to the lobby doors. It was so gross.

 

[hizzle]

When I was working at Circuit City a guy got shot in the head at the gas station down the street. It was about 150 yards away from our store and the guy ran in to the store, bleeding everywhere. He lived and wrote a thank you letter to the store.

 

[jayhood23]

I wasnt there but a few ppl were telling me that at my weekend job this guy that works there passed out drunk for about 3 hours in the bathroom in a pool of his own puke. They just told dude to go home for the day and he still has his job

 

[elcubanodel510]

Leaving work one night(after closing). Me and my coworker were having a cig before we left  when this random car full of girls starts passing us slow as hell. When they get in front of us a chick jumps out the sun roof holding a "I <3 Gay Porn" sign while they're all yelling out the car.