Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

[Mark Antony]

just lean forward and wipe. **** don't drip down when y'all stand?

Your **** drips?

My mans busting out diarrhea dumps every day of his life. The body mechanics of sitting to wipe don't even make sense.

 

[ksteezy]

No hate but you're **** must be small as hell if you can adequately clean yourself after taking a **** by reaching your arm up under the toilet seat while sitting.  And my stepdad would be your step grandfather. 

It's all good doe. 

Because sliding forward a bit is not an option...

The second I stand up my cheeks mush together causing more spread of the doodoo

 

[ksteezy]

This thread Tho

Bravo NT BRAVO

 

[Meangene45]

I got mass so I got to stand and bend slightly and grab my ankle

 

[blastercombo]

If you stand to clean you must have hank hill booty

 

[Chopper]

Because sliding forward a bit is not an option...

The second I stand up my cheeks mush together causing more spread of the doodoo

Right. Scoot forward lean to the side, easy access. Dudes think you gotta put your hand between your legs 

 

[coldcity]

sitting requires wiping from back to front. :x :x :x :x :x :x



When's the last time ya'll cleaned your belts?  I thought about this the other day.  You take a dump everyday, some days with a belt.  Yeah you wash your hands after getting up, but not before you buckle your belts... :x  

you toss ya shoe string when it taps the stall too Jerry?

 

[djyoung08]

If you stand to clean you must have hank hill booty

for the beasts
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[captainsneakerhead23]

 

[coldcity]

Because sliding forward a bit is not an option...


The second I stand up my cheeks mush together causing more spread of the doodoo

Right. Scoot forward lean to the side, easy access. Dudes think you gotta put your hand between your legs :x

 

[ao17]

Stand and wipe?

The ****?

 

[DadNboujee]

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What team are you?

#TeamLoofah or #TeamFoldedsheet

 

[Chopper]

 Folded sheet b. Team loofa has too much potential for a mishap. Dude talking about **** on his belt gotta be team loofa. 

 

[tr1ll]

If you stand to clean you must have hank hill booty

I do. |I

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What team are you?

#TeamLoofah or #TeamFoldedsheet

More like team #County

 

[Meangene45]

I got a nice firm booty with some size. My mass>>>>>Amber Rose

 

[carver]

#teamfolded checking in

 

[captainsneakerhead23]

#TeamNeatFold ..

#TeamLoofa joint looks too reckless, definitely has doo-doo on your hands & clog the toilet up potential

 

[coldcity]

#teamfolded B

 

[SC kid]

Stand up dudes foldin oragami swans just to smear they ***

 

[bamez]

 

[ksteezy]

Bruh

 

[blastercombo]

If I'm at a public place I'll use ALL the toilet paper no damns given.


Also


#teampeeoneverythingwhileattheclub

 

[rayne]

I stand up,

buss it wide open,

look back at it,

and wipe

This made my day

 

[trueprada]

 yall is crazy 

 

[Meangene45]

I can't even use public restrooms to take a ****.

I piss on everything in a public restroom.