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Originally Posted by BK201
Originally Posted by WISEPHAROAH
Only way id beat is if she was bent over on a guillotine and right after I splashed all over her cheeks it came down. I despise this woman and wouldn't give her the satisfaction of letting her know she made me climax.WISEPHAROAH wrote:
God bless the internet and its anomnity. So the other day I was having a conversation with a guy and it was a serious 1 on 1 respectful convo and for some reason I wanted to slap the dog !+*+ out of him for no reason whatsoever.................. My dog used to take my sisters old maxi pads out the trash and tear them up, one day I smelt it out of curiosity,I was 10.................... sometimes I think humans were seeded by alien beings because I swear some asians look like greys(I'm not racist in any fashion).................... I wonder if my mom and dad ever did anal.................... if jesus came back and he had sex with your girlfriend or wife, would you give him a pass?................... the other day I was watching a porno and the chick had crazy body and she was dumb thick and I splashed and the camera literally on cue cut to her front and she had a penis, I'm usually good with that stuff but modern medicine is incredible, I cried then laughed and cried again............... today in the rain while driving a homeless man crossed the street and I thought about hitting him but I didn't want to damage my car............. when I was about 14 I actually measured my penis with one of those rolling handy man things................... I have a chronic stealing problem from my poor days, when I go to the super market I steal deordorant,toothpaste and facial scrub just because I can. Your turn