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GHIMS: We are here with NTWT's MEGAH POWAHS who will face the Jessies later tonight as we make our way towards NTWM.
HOMBRE: Well Mean Gee-HIMS, despite my many feuds with other NTWTers, my focus tonight is on the two Jessies.
We're going to make 4w look worse than Ben Balder in an engagement thread.
We're going to make Club look worse than he already looks outside of this thread thanks to Diego.
Let's face facts, THE MEGAH POWAHS are the greatest posters, this thread, NT...YUKU has ever known.
JNSQ: When we're finished with those bastards the Jessies, 4w will be know as 4j...4JOBBING.
CLUB!!! You may have learned how to do a front kick from Steven Seagal, but I hope he's taught you his patented "run like a prissy broad"
before I hit you so hard, your beard ceases to exist and you stop looking like an Argentinian rapist.
Let me also say that the MEGAH POWAHS have a secret weapon.
GHIMS: Secret weapon? Is it Sting? Has to be Kurt Angle right? I know they're under contract, but I read it in a high school newspaper,
seems legit.
JNSQ: Son...anyway, our secret weapon is the great Hyper Cutter.
HOMBRE: We call her Elizabeth.
GHIMS: The First Lady of NTWT?!?!
HOMBRE: Hyper Cutter will be out there with us to fight off the NTWT Divas US Champion im that one.
She'll go on to defeat im that one to become the new NTWT Divas US Champion at NTWM.
For tonight, all the Jessies will see is Hyper Cutter's Kiss of Death.
JNSQ: POWAH HAND SHAKE!!!
HOMBRE: Well Mean Gee-HIMS, despite my many feuds with other NTWTers, my focus tonight is on the two Jessies.
We're going to make 4w look worse than Ben Balder in an engagement thread.
We're going to make Club look worse than he already looks outside of this thread thanks to Diego.
Let's face facts, THE MEGAH POWAHS are the greatest posters, this thread, NT...YUKU has ever known.
JNSQ: When we're finished with those bastards the Jessies, 4w will be know as 4j...4JOBBING.
CLUB!!! You may have learned how to do a front kick from Steven Seagal, but I hope he's taught you his patented "run like a prissy broad"
before I hit you so hard, your beard ceases to exist and you stop looking like an Argentinian rapist.
Let me also say that the MEGAH POWAHS have a secret weapon.
GHIMS: Secret weapon? Is it Sting? Has to be Kurt Angle right? I know they're under contract, but I read it in a high school newspaper,
seems legit.
JNSQ: Son...anyway, our secret weapon is the great Hyper Cutter.
HOMBRE: We call her Elizabeth.
GHIMS: The First Lady of NTWT?!?!
HOMBRE: Hyper Cutter will be out there with us to fight off the NTWT Divas US Champion im that one.
She'll go on to defeat im that one to become the new NTWT Divas US Champion at NTWM.
For tonight, all the Jessies will see is Hyper Cutter's Kiss of Death.
JNSQ: POWAH HAND SHAKE!!!
