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imthatone with yet another boring, pointless promo.

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i'd be surprised if you crack the top 20 in the power rankings.




- WWE is hoping to have next week’s RAW and SmackDown do strong builds to the Vengeance pay-per-view, almost like go-home shows with talents from each brand. The final week before Vengeance, the company will tape TV from Mexico City and they will be treating them like special shows.

- Vince McMahon recently made the decision to announce the real weights of WWE Superstars instead of worked weights.

- WWE has hired Chris Russo, no relation to Vince Russo, to a deal. He worked at the Wild Samoan school and did commentary as well as ring announcing.
 
Originally Posted by GotHolesInMySocks

i'd be surprised if you crack the top 20 in the power rankings.
Let's be honest, he did get 1st place for the HIAC. That has to attribute to the power rankings somehow.
 
Originally Posted by hombrelobo

Originally Posted by GotHolesInMySocks

i'd be surprised if you crack the top 20 in the power rankings.
Let's be honest, he did get 1st place for the HIAC. That has to attribute to the power rankings somehow.
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]He holds 0 logic towards the brand. No plan with piss poor execution. He can't stand people whom are better than him in every walk of life. So it won't matter. Undefeated. Won't matter. Champion, won't matter. # 1, won't matter. Stats are there and yet he will still be a doucher some how. Why? because that's what GHIMS is. He says the same lame joke and line every single time he posts. You're wack, that will never ever change. [/color]
 
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Peep Game

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128 Points

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deek deek deek man, you can't call yourself the industry's poster boy when you were backstage with GHIMS begging for him to give you a gimmick. But it's nice to see you walkin around with some confidence finally. I don't know if you had it and lost it, or you never had it in the first place. You finally steppin up to the plate is a good thing, cause you looked lost out there staring into the camera. As THE franchise player of this company, this is the deek I need to see, one that's gonna bring somethin to the table, a marquee type affair, so you can't be out there tryin to make the ONLY MVP look bad.

You say NTDown is the OVW of this industry, I beg to differ man. The COO tries his best to bleed NTDown of it's talent to NTRaw, but all he does is take the scraps and the filler and expose them on a bigger platform. Why else would there be nothin but talkin, backstage skits, and GHIMS standin in the ring for 45 minutes at a time??? You guys can't wrestle, you can't rock a crowd, and I'm surprised USA just hasn't cancelled ya'll yet. But it's all good, the MVP is ready to bring you to the big leagues man, you've played on the practice squad long enough, and time'll tell if you make the final cut, or if GHIMS calls you in his office and gives you that bad news. Til then...
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I've been lookin for some MVP gifs for a LONG time.
 
JR: "Well folks, as you may know, last week the COO GotHolesInMySocks cancelled NTXT due to, what he claims, the underwhelming competition for the young man

that has been creating an ever so increasing buzz for himself since the NTXT auditions were announced. brasilianmami.

Well I've actually been told, by some of the officials, the REAL reason behind GHIMS' haste-like decision.

Apparently, our COO had brasilianmami being pegged as the "next big thing" in NTWE even before NTXT's inception.

GHIMS, though had been becoming increasingly concerned with brasilian's bizarre infatuation with NTWE Diva hopeful, Kaitlyn.

Week after week, brasilianmami would reference Kaitlyn as his snuggle bunny, vanilla milkshake?, ect. all of which came to a head last week, when the two were caught together at the NTXT Audition Ceremony.

Let's take a look."

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"It seems as though GHIMS' rushed the decision to move brasilianmami on the roster to help keep his focus for his inevitable NTWE debut."

*music hits*

I AM PERFECTIIIIIIOOOOOOONNN. i am perfection!  I AM PERFECTIIOOOONNNN.

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JR: "well speaking of debuts."

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First off, allow me to properly introduce myself.  Hi.... I'm brasilian. mami. 






No, not gender refrence. Gender preference. So you forever alone clones in the audience can pull you pants

back up and deactivate your beast-mode.

brasilianmami, you're asking? It's homage, to my flawless dime-piece, plus an extra dime, of a girlfriend. My girlfriend, I know some of you losers are thinking, " My Girlfriend. that statement sounds familiar to me"

Start with My, flip Girl and Friend put "that is a" in between them.

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That's probably the statement you low life ingrates are use to saying.




They say no one is perfect, so she is as close to perfection is it gets. I am the exception. Thus my name, reminding everyone of how superior she is, who is only as perfect as her man. Pay attention drones. Man.

Speaking of my girlfriend... Babe, if you are watching this... that wasn't me in that video........ 

That was me and a bombshell with a tight *@#, that  works out 8 out of 7 days a week.

and you've been slacking on going to the gym. Step it up.






While everyone talks about the intrigue, or lack there of, of the NTSeries, MY (and I can't believe I'm saying this)... MY debut to the NTWE roster has been pushed to the side like an after thought, similar to toine2983's entier career.

There is no reason why my talents, my gif executions, my techniques, and my CHARISMA should be poorly masked, and no I don't mean masked like that sorry excuse of a doppleganger GotHolesInMyShoes, 

poorly. masked. by some ego-tistical tournament for bragging rights.

I, unlike some of you low-level rejects, don't need a "stacked team" to help get me a win instead of  showcase my talent, or in half the rosters' case... lack there of talent.

Even with a team i would still out class and out shine any man, and I use the term man very loosely, in that ring.




So starting now, until i get the attention and respect I deserve, I am going to lay waste to any man that even looks at me the wrong way and leave him lying on his back... realizing why I Am Perfection.




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Now Quote. THAT.

*picks mic back up*




Oh and theDEEK, I  realize that you have some sort of sick fetish with me, seeing as you name drop me in every other promo. Well get this, kid. You're no 4Wresting and I am not one of your furry friends. So cut it out.

I mean, if you're so intrigued by my presence, why don't you pay attention to my debut match as I leave my opponent lying on his back.

On his back, a position that you have never had a woman, or even your opponent for that fact in. 

Take some notes and maybe, just maybe you can persuade one of the highly uninterested divas in the back to emulate that position before you die a miserable virgin death.











 
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Forwarded Private Message:
From: Peep Game.niketalk
To:brasilianmami.niketalk
Sent:October 5, 2011, 5:34 pm

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This is the guy you all revere.

Someone so unreliable, they cant even bother to follow through with a little annoucement.
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Does the "A-show" really expect to get by without some sort of comraderie or teamwork? 

This guy has couldnt care less about your silly team.

Atleast you have dudes on the blue squad who are showing that intensity. that passion to triumph.

and through that passion, unity and bonds will form in the most unlikely of scenarios.

Simply because we all want to prove what we already know.

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We're better than you guys.

See, Im the last person to believe in "teams", but he who goes to war alone is the most likely to die on the battlefield.

So (once again) I, nay....WE  will deliver in ways 4W and whatever squad he inevitably comes up with can not.

For one night, I'll put my quest to defecate on each and every one of you reading this to a halt and partner up with people i'll never acknowledge again.

Gentlemen I am nothing if not competitive and whether you want to admit to it or not,

the only reason this hack is your "champion" is because you all refuse to bite the hand that feeds you.

I have more personality in my foreskin than this charisma-less tramp will ever attain.

The whining and the second-guessing of my leadership ceases now.

You all know who'se been running the show around here.

Yes, I specifically waited for your birthday to come at you. I hope I ruined it.

and thats it.


     
 
happy birthday to my biggest fan 4 wrestling. yes that was me who called animal control on you when i found out all 13 of your birthday party guest were infact stray cats...
 
It's too easy to see through Club. No one and I mean NO one should be falling for his crap.

Club doesn't care about anyone but Club.

At the end of the day he only cares about him VS. 4W. Read what he wrote and think about it (Especially all of you on NTDown).

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Lulz at that picture.
 
Originally Posted by 4wrestling

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Really? Really... Really?!

It's been almost three days since you claimed you would start acting like a leader and pick people for team Raw. Everyone seems to think great things of you, you were given the role of top dog without much effort. But now it seems your so-called 'greatness' was just a fabricated vision in the eyes of the weak. If you want to stay at home blowing out banana cat shaped birthday candles wasting away as champion, so be it.

But you've kept NTRaw waiting on your actions (or lack-there-of) long enough. We cannot let your invisible 'leader' act continue.

So now I speak to you, NTRAW. We are being lead into war by the crazy cat lady of the NTWE and I'm not liking our chances of winning under his reign. The top brand is in need of someone who can guarantee victory against the inferior show that is NTDown.

Like Michael Jordan in his prime I can and will lead you all into victory with my extraordinary talents if you know what is good for you. I know GHIMS is a man of smarts, so I expect to hear the answer everyone is already hoping to hear.

NTRaw,

I am your hero.
I am your leader.
I am your most valuable player.
I am your savior!

I... am.... AWEEESOMMMEEE

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4w, no hard feelings. Hell, if you end up finally acting like you have a set of balls, I might offer you a spot on the team.
 
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