You just came up on a magic genie lamp. What are your 3 wishes?

[thacapt]

1. 35 trillion dollars
2. Live 400 years without going over the age of 30 (physically)
3. World Peace

 

[cant break the unbreakable]

Unselfish:

World Peace

End the need for money

Eradicate all diseases and suffering

Selfish:

Have everything go my way whenever I want

 

[cant break the unbreakable]

Unselfish:

World Peace

End the need for money

Eradicate all diseases and suffering

Selfish:

Have everything go my way whenever I want

 

[ratherunique1]

a legal billion dollar grow op
trillion dollars
fresh cut at the snap of my fingers

 

[antonlavey]

Everybody saying unlimited wishes needs to smack themselves in the face, real hard.

 

[ratherunique1]

a legal billion dollar grow op
trillion dollars
fresh cut at the snap of my fingers

 

[antonlavey]

Everybody saying unlimited wishes needs to smack themselves in the face, real hard.

 

[waveyjoneslocker]

1. I could rule the world
2. Everybody spoke English
3. I live for 500 years, while my 18 year-old body never changes.

 

[waveyjoneslocker]

1. I could rule the world
2. Everybody spoke English
3. I live for 500 years, while my 18 year-old body never changes.

 

[danny almonte 3]

to have a transforming car that turns into what ever i feel like driving that day that also has the capabilities of never breaking down or running outta gas

to have my wife able to change her appearance completely (skin color, hair style , body type, etc) as i wish, without her or anyone noticing she transformed  (megan good type on a monday to a 1950s marylin monroe on a tuesday, alessandra ambrosio on a wednesday, 27 year old halle berry on a thursday and for the 3 day weekend, an oprah winfrey type

 just because i can)

to be able to pull a 100 dollar bill outta my pocket whenever i reached in

 

[danny almonte 3]

to have a transforming car that turns into what ever i feel like driving that day that also has the capabilities of never breaking down or running outta gas

to have my wife able to change her appearance completely (skin color, hair style , body type, etc) as i wish, without her or anyone noticing she transformed  (megan good type on a monday to a 1950s marylin monroe on a tuesday, alessandra ambrosio on a wednesday, 27 year old halle berry on a thursday and for the 3 day weekend, an oprah winfrey type

 just because i can)

to be able to pull a 100 dollar bill outta my pocket whenever i reached in

 

[kramer]

1. A million more wishes
2. 75 degree weather all the time

3. A trillion dollars

 

[kramer]

1. A million more wishes
2. 75 degree weather all the time

3. A trillion dollars

 

[365k]

1. Immortality
2. Unlimited Cash
3. World Peace

 

[365k]

1. Immortality
2. Unlimited Cash
3. World Peace

 

[k2theablam]

Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

Originally Posted by K2theAblaM

Originally Posted by JaysRcrak

Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

- 80% of the world's human population is gone
- When someone says something stupid, irrelevant, or just talking out of their *%* no one else can hear them
- Not having a useful skill (i.e cooking, woodworking, metalworking, mathematics, knitting for all I care) by age 20 causes that person's heart to explode on their 20th birthday.

Are you EVER positive about anything?

Pity the guy that uses wishes to bring down others, rather better himself or his fellow man. 

I fail to see how that isn't positive.  No overpopulation, less starvation, and less over usage of resources.  Plus everyone has to be semi-intelligent and have a useful skill.  Sounds more like helping out mankind as whole instead of one useless %%!@$#* that is my "fellow man."

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But you're willing to have people's heart explode who aren't up to your standards of skill and knowledge and wipe out 80% of the world's population? Very honorable of you.

 

[k2theablam]

Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

Originally Posted by K2theAblaM

Originally Posted by JaysRcrak

Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

- 80% of the world's human population is gone
- When someone says something stupid, irrelevant, or just talking out of their *%* no one else can hear them
- Not having a useful skill (i.e cooking, woodworking, metalworking, mathematics, knitting for all I care) by age 20 causes that person's heart to explode on their 20th birthday.

Are you EVER positive about anything?

Pity the guy that uses wishes to bring down others, rather better himself or his fellow man. 

I fail to see how that isn't positive.  No overpopulation, less starvation, and less over usage of resources.  Plus everyone has to be semi-intelligent and have a useful skill.  Sounds more like helping out mankind as whole instead of one useless %%!@$#* that is my "fellow man."

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But you're willing to have people's heart explode who aren't up to your standards of skill and knowledge and wipe out 80% of the world's population? Very honorable of you.

 

[fac3 tak30v312]

1. Gain all the knowledge they have learned
can't speak of two or three here

 

[fac3 tak30v312]

1. Gain all the knowledge they have learned
can't speak of two or three here

 

[luckyp90]

Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

Originally Posted by K2theAblaM

Originally Posted by JaysRcrak

Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

- 80% of the world's human population is gone
- When someone says something stupid, irrelevant, or just talking out of their *%* no one else can hear them
- Not having a useful skill (i.e cooking, woodworking, metalworking, mathematics, knitting for all I care) by age 20 causes that person's heart to explode on their 20th birthday.

Are you EVER positive about anything?

Pity the guy that uses wishes to bring down others, rather better himself or his fellow man. 

I fail to see how that isn't positive.  No overpopulation, less starvation, and less over usage of resources.  Plus everyone has to be semi-intelligent and have a useful skill.  Sounds more like helping out mankind as whole instead of one useless %%!@$#* that is my "fellow man."

edit: Forgot "donkey" is edited

Or you could easily solve those problems in other ways without killing people you jerk

. Plus im pretty sure your 3rd wish is going to **@@ alot of *!$% up.

 

[luckyp90]

Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

Originally Posted by K2theAblaM

Originally Posted by JaysRcrak

Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

- 80% of the world's human population is gone
- When someone says something stupid, irrelevant, or just talking out of their *%* no one else can hear them
- Not having a useful skill (i.e cooking, woodworking, metalworking, mathematics, knitting for all I care) by age 20 causes that person's heart to explode on their 20th birthday.

Are you EVER positive about anything?

Pity the guy that uses wishes to bring down others, rather better himself or his fellow man. 

I fail to see how that isn't positive.  No overpopulation, less starvation, and less over usage of resources.  Plus everyone has to be semi-intelligent and have a useful skill.  Sounds more like helping out mankind as whole instead of one useless %%!@$#* that is my "fellow man."

edit: Forgot "donkey" is edited

Or you could easily solve those problems in other ways without killing people you jerk

. Plus im pretty sure your 3rd wish is going to **@@ alot of *!$% up.

 

[crazy dav0]

Teleport

Fluency in every language

Food for all

 

[crazy dav0]

Teleport

Fluency in every language

Food for all

 

[drop knee 101]

what part of no wishing for more wishes dont some of u understand?

 

[drop knee 101]

what part of no wishing for more wishes dont some of u understand?