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- Nov 25, 2005
So my boy that I've known since 2nd grade (We're now 19) has been staying at my house for the last 2 weeks because of some family problems he'sbeen dealing with. I'd consider him my best friend because bro's always been my right hand man and sh*t.
So anyways, I get back from balling yesterday for a solid 3 hours and get out of the shower only to realize that my Lacoste Red Cologne is missing. I only have3 DAMN colognes and they're always right next to eachother. So I'm like %%@... I know my colognes don't walk by themselves. This is the point whereI start thinking I mighta misplaced it. And I smoke a lot of weed so this is also the point where I start doubting my ability to remember where I might haveplaced it. But then I realize every time I put my cologne on I just spray it and put it right back.
So I walk up to my boy:
Me: Yo Bro, have you seen my Red Lacoste cologne?
Him: Your what?
Me: (Frustrated and suspicious) My RED LACOSTE COLOGNE dude...
Him: Oh naw man...
So I decide to pull a little Sherlock Holmes jumpoff and walk outside to his car and give it a little peek...
WHAT THE FU*K DO YOU KNOW? THERE'S A NICE FULL BOTTLE OF MY DAMN COLOGNE IN HIS BACK SEAT.... guess he musta gone on the sneak tip while I wasballin'... but didn't realize i only have 3 DAMN COLOGNES and I probably would notice if one was missing...
So I confront my n*g and tell him he's a fkin liar and he's like " Oh, Damn I forgot man. My bad" yea right....
My boy tho? %%@....
So anyways, I get back from balling yesterday for a solid 3 hours and get out of the shower only to realize that my Lacoste Red Cologne is missing. I only have3 DAMN colognes and they're always right next to eachother. So I'm like %%@... I know my colognes don't walk by themselves. This is the point whereI start thinking I mighta misplaced it. And I smoke a lot of weed so this is also the point where I start doubting my ability to remember where I might haveplaced it. But then I realize every time I put my cologne on I just spray it and put it right back.
So I walk up to my boy:
Me: Yo Bro, have you seen my Red Lacoste cologne?
Him: Your what?
Me: (Frustrated and suspicious) My RED LACOSTE COLOGNE dude...
Him: Oh naw man...
So I decide to pull a little Sherlock Holmes jumpoff and walk outside to his car and give it a little peek...
WHAT THE FU*K DO YOU KNOW? THERE'S A NICE FULL BOTTLE OF MY DAMN COLOGNE IN HIS BACK SEAT.... guess he musta gone on the sneak tip while I wasballin'... but didn't realize i only have 3 DAMN COLOGNES and I probably would notice if one was missing...
So I confront my n*g and tell him he's a fkin liar and he's like " Oh, Damn I forgot man. My bad" yea right....
My boy tho? %%@....