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Walk up to her tell her to sit down and make her say ahhh then piss in her
You're at a party, and you and a girl keep making eye contact...
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go spill your drink on her
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"I think your real sexy" ?!
You don't even know the broad and you're feeding her compliments? How many times have you heard of that @$%! working? In real life I mean....?
Advice OP: See Mayor of NYC's comment.
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Originally Posted by spsfinest212
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Well said.
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It's threads like these that lead me to believe that the extinction of the human race is inevitable within 4 or 5 generations.
It's becoming increasingly evident that guys today have absolutely no clue how to talk to a girl unless it's by leaving a message on their Facebook or poking them or whatever the hell people do on social networking sites.
Girls will inevitably become disinterested in this new breed of ball-less male, instead turning to each other for company and thusly sealing the fate of humanity.
It's becoming increasingly evident that guys today have absolutely no clue how to talk to a girl unless it's by leaving a message on their Facebook or poking them or whatever the hell people do on social networking sites.
Girls will inevitably become disinterested in this new breed of ball-less male, instead turning to each other for company and thusly sealing the fate of humanity.
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yup
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too often n's just stand there trying to think of some slick %*%+ when a cordial greeting would suffice
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"Hey baby, I noiced you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you, too"
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I was hoping someone would make this a gif.Originally Posted by boogie bwoy
Originally Posted by spsfinest212
great execution.
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Originally Posted by spsfinest212
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This happend to me a couple of days ago, But I did not do anything because it was at a chidlren's bday party of my daughter's classmate..
This single mom keeps eyeballin me.. but in fairness she was smokin.
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Works everytime.
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works all the time
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WORD!!! I don't get why dudes always over-speculate this. Just go holler at her. It's so f'n simple!! Especially if your feelin your drinks! I just walk up to her and be like "How you doooin??" With a comedic accent. Works all the time
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Introduce yourself. Get her name, you know, have a conversation. Ask her would she like to dance. Commence to:
(If you can't dance, don't dance. It'll mess everything up)Then complete the bagging, exchange numbers or whatever (I know some dudes are stuck on "I give her my # she can call me if she is interested"). How long to stay around her? Ehhh, it depends. Got a good convo going? Just keep talking to her, can't hurt. If you sense it getting a little stale, no harm in ending the convo, telling her to enjoy the rest of her night, and telling her you'll speak/whatever to her later. See what's she and/or her friends are getting into afterward.
If you're not a naturally slick type dude, don't try to say slick %$*@. You gotta be on your toes or else you'll look like an !!$ when you get stuck. Just play it cool.
Really it's just engaging in a conversation, not really that difficult. And realize that you have nuts.
(If you can't dance, don't dance. It'll mess everything up)Then complete the bagging, exchange numbers or whatever (I know some dudes are stuck on "I give her my # she can call me if she is interested"). How long to stay around her? Ehhh, it depends. Got a good convo going? Just keep talking to her, can't hurt. If you sense it getting a little stale, no harm in ending the convo, telling her to enjoy the rest of her night, and telling her you'll speak/whatever to her later. See what's she and/or her friends are getting into afterward.
If you're not a naturally slick type dude, don't try to say slick %$*@. You gotta be on your toes or else you'll look like an !!$ when you get stuck. Just play it cool.
Really it's just engaging in a conversation, not really that difficult. And realize that you have nuts.
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Say i know i been puffin alot, but babygirl...
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Let's look at the positives! You're at a party damnit! Why are you stressing and stuff? Go get something to drink, do a windmill in the middle of the dance floor and everyone will be looking at you.....
And hey, at least it's not a guy right!?! That would be weird, he's just smiling at you and winking....
And hey, at least it's not a guy right!?! That would be weird, he's just smiling at you and winking....
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Hey was you waiting for me?
Little dude got game.
Little dude got game.
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i was watching the game with my girl and i said "gif potential" and she was just like "%%#"?Originally Posted by OptimusPrimeAPhiA
I was hoping someone would make this a gif.Originally Posted by boogie bwoy
Originally Posted by spsfinest212
great execution.
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"don't be scurred, It's only *&^%$." - Redman
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This has worked for me once
