Recent content by BALH ENH

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Crazy thing is, I know. In a sense, Im not really trying to pursue shorty. I have no real interest. She keeps contacting me for what-****ing-reason. Its just something to do. Rolling the dice.

She keeps popping back up. I have no chase in this. This has been going on and off for 8 months now. I just want to smash one more good time.

Yo. Talking to this *****. Im trying to plan a date within the next 7-15 days. She's 'busy' everyday til the 4th (I dont even know). After getting shot down 3 times this year already, my patience has ran dry. Me being the *** that I am, I text her asking if she was free July 23rd between...

A decade in the culinary industry, 5 years sous chef, and im getting job offers from KFC and BK almost every-damn-day. I know the scene is trash right now but godamn. Thank god I dont have to rely on a 9-5.

Literally forgot I had these. Happy saturday.

This isnt maintenance. Car moves maybe 3 times a year, and when it does, something breaks. BUT ITS ALWAYS BEING WORKED ON. I feel like he's breaking **** on it intentionally at this point. I cant explain it. Its just something you have to notice over a time span. 10 year old bmw shouldnt be...

Ever met a mechanic that works on their car every-single-day? I mean, every single day? And theres nothing wrong/being upgraded? Good or bad sign?

Aint been to happy hour in minute since my last episode with the fat *****es. Im just tired of seeing linebackers at the bar everytime I step foot in almost every spot out here.

Yea. So, killing the broth left in the bottom of a bowl of ramen...Is taking it to the head frowned upon or not (in a public setting)?

Aint shot a shot in about 3 winters. Cant convince myself to throw my jersey back on. Still dreaming of this Porsche and condo in Tyson's.

2, two, dos, whopping inches dude. I cant get **** today because of this. Its 35 degrees outside, not a lick of ice anywhere out here. Its rare out here but still, what in the entire hell.

2" of snow and the city is shut down. Im pissed. This aint no snow.

Money. Thats all I got.