💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

How poorly will the "experts" do by the end of decision day?

  • 0/5 - Truly the worst match making season ever!

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • 1/5 - Worse than usual but not a surprise

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • 2/5 - Just about right (not counting divorces after decision day)

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • 3/5 - The best they've done in years!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4/5 - Like Curry from 3, start of a couple matching streak?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5/5! - Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Real life?! Are they being paid to stay married now? Reunion tho

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14
Paige trending, MAFS trending, Pastor Cal trending :rofl:

Chris is in the HOF automatically. He said he aint drag her and now he dragging her about the sex issue.

My ex is an amazing woman as well

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Pastor Cal: Paige is an amazing woman
Chris: Well to be fair my ex is amazing as well

Yo this man had to have studied scumbag tactics like game tape before this :lol: ...He straight playing with shorty tho, it’s not right and sad to see but we all called shorty the types to be manipulated from jump, unfortunate
 
This fool Chris goes from a honeymoon to a solo vacation :lol:

Every episode just confirms how much of a dummy Paige is, no self esteem and she probly been getting pump n dumped for a min now...I bet Chris smashed right after Cal left and still hittin it now if yo stuck around in ATL :lol:
Man I do hope Paige gets pregnant. I actually want Chris to take some Ls and leave with some negatives cuz he is getting off the hook completely right now.

He needs to be put in a tough situation after doing this.
 
I noticed this before, Vinny is really sensitive and he's bringing some baggage with some previous relationship or incident.

I kept peeping the wording he used before he got married when he was with his boys. They kept saying something like as long as she accepts him for who he is or something.

Like look how terry cloth he is just leaving over this. Shorty aint even say anything out of line. Its just weird.


Vincent turning into Gus Fring >>>>>>>>

I'm here for it lol
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I didn’t realize Ryan and Clara weren’t having second until she said she hasn’t seen him with his shirt off WTF

I have no words for Paige. She had 8 days to break up with him first and didn’t. I was hoping the ex would come on the show but I was like nah they not giving it up like that but here we are :lol:

VA is nuts thinking it’s ok to drink enough as a married woman to the point she’s falling asleep on other men’s couches. I bet her best guy friend wouldn’t stand for their wives doing that once they get married.The whole guy friends conversation feels so early 20s. Glad I’m not there anymore :lol:

Vinny gotta toughen up but Bri could’ve just said sorry even if she was misinterpreted. I think they will last.
 
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Chris talking about he scared to fall in love with Paige. Dude should host a master class on manipulation. I’m done feeling sorry for Paige. She’s an idiot. Why u still trying to make things work with a ***** that don’t want u? She was probably a buss down before getting on the show. I still believe Chris and this ex fiancé conned there way to this show for money and attention.

I can see where Vince is coming from. Just cause something is said in a joking manner doesn’t mean it’s universal. I experienced the same thing. It was all good as time went on cause I understood that was her personality.

Proud boy haircut Ryan not wanting to smash. Dude haven’t eem taken his shirt off around her.
 
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Even tho Vinny soft it’s been multiple times he said he ain’t like how shorty talking to him and felt “disrespected” , she probly been saying a lot off camera and it finally built up for yo to be really mad ...Cuz she def a talker and got the strong know it all type of personality, I can see her annoying me too :lol
 
Thing for Vinny is he can't let things compound to the point of a blow up, so when he finally snaps it's on something small so it looks out of character. Different communication styles can mesh. As long as he is up front earlier Bri seems like the type to make amends and soften her approach over time. Her personality reminds me of my girl's alot :lol:


Chris coming down the hallway like Willis Reed in Game 7 ready to clinch the title
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This cat and that dumb *** smirk every 2 seconds
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Tells you he knows he's providing f'ery in real time. This man is sick ya'll

Paige is a victim but she was not built for this process at all. She has no foundation to stand on besides a faith that's filled with gaps to begin with. You let this man GTD DAILY....DAILY!?!
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VA really isn't getting it. Is she cool with Maga Erik on another woman's couch? **** she might be because she would be out that night anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She wants her life to be completely the same except I have a ring on my finger and a man to come home too, if I decide to

Jacob gave Haley an out with the accusations, it's something easier for her to latch onto instead of saying she isn't attracted or the pipe is busted
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Ryan/Clara reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite and Jessica a little. He wasn't big on the word love but he literally acted on it as if he was. I can see the same path where his actions show up but she may get hung up on him not saying the word until the end.

I need a gif set of Pastor Cal going through the motions, Fam be going through it

From taking in all of Chris' scumbaggery to being a GTD Auditor to the other couples. Fam was like I don't need allll the details buuuuut did ya'll smash?
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Mega Man needs to grow his hair

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I don’t feel sorry for Paige at all anymore too. She def was a bussdown before. Shortie really that desperate and letting him raw doggie after finding out he got another kid on the way ?

:lol: at Chris saying he ain’t wanna be disrespectful as to why he kept having sex.

I knew Vinny was gonna blow up eventually :lol: .Brianna is getting wild annoying.Like it’s just champagne calm down. She’s trying to be the alpha and it’s not gonna go down like that.
 
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Paige definitely wanted to smash buddy that night. I have been that scumbag before :smh: The tension was as thick as Paige in that blue jumper. Can’t say it enough I do not feel bad for that woman anymore, kinda starting to think she outchea putting on her best performance for a future Tyler Perry role at this point.
 
Yeah I don’t feel bad for her. Dumb ***** let him whisper **** in her ear. Should have mushed him and walked away. Then she turned around and watched him drive off.

Chris is so worried about his image and not being the bad guy. Fool doesnt realize it’s over, there’s nothing he can do to look like a good guy. He’s top 3 BAN of all time on this show.

I was impressed with the pilots crib. Spot was fresh for a white guy.

Neon guy cracks me up. I was dying.

Briana a control freak. Has something to say and do all the time.

This fool is Dominican, he should be used to this behavior.
 
I didn't see the end end of that Chris/Paige/Pastor Cal meeting.

He definitely smashed later that night after production left. You see Paige watching him drive away and pull out her phone so you know she waiting for that text/FaceTime :lol

Chris gained a side piece for a while.
 
Very VERY Verrrrry proud of the producers for making these matches. MAGA KINGS and Queens. People that stormed da capital. Folks that age like Benjamin Button on I'm reverse because of liquor. Shy guys that have bass in their voices and won't be conned by da ladies. Racists and racist adjacent. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST CHRISTOPHER "MONEY" JORDAN. Watching money every week is truly a pleasure. Just when I think he can't surpass his scumbag feats he makes a way.
 
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Bruh. “I found out after I told him I was pregnant” “We may still be trying to work things out” This man has ZERO shame.

Bet you he still clapped Paige’s cheeks that night doe:nerd:

Paige is either incredibly naive, insecure or both. She definitely seems like the type of chick that would put up with basically anything. All Chris needs to do is hit her with a couple of compliments and he's right back to clapping cheeks 😂😂😂
 
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