đź’’ Married At First Sight đź‘°: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

How poorly will the "experts" do by the end of decision day?

  • 0/5 - Truly the worst match making season ever!

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • 1/5 - Worse than usual but not a surprise

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • 2/5 - Just about right (not counting divorces after decision day)

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • 3/5 - The best they've done in years!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4/5 - Like Curry from 3, start of a couple matching streak?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5/5! - Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Real life?! Are they being paid to stay married now? Reunion tho

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14
Whooo boy....

Been a busy week for your boy. Finally got some time. Man oh man. Where do I even begin :lol.

That boy EriKKK is on COKE. I know a coke snarl when I see it. Buddy came in whipping his nose like young thug on damn near every scene. His affinity for loose hanging polos and American flag tank tops also bothers me. All bad. Mfer just look sloppy :lol. He trying to keep up with a party girl...and she leading him on a crash course fast. He can’t hang, and it shows :lol. I’m dying at all the bottles they had. 1Ltr of Casamigos....GONE. Couple 5ths of Tito’s (surprised they drink that) and some more white people drinks. And some beers. They was toasted early lmao. But man on man, they play the getting “too comfortable” and turning to victims all too well. While Chris is a whole F *****, he for sure has a right to be pissed at how they were patronizing him. And then to keep touching him, pushing and prying. The racial dynamics of that were all to clear to see. “You sure it’s yours” and the constant “you better take care of your responsibilities” talk....from people that don’t know you was wild.

Notice how Bri & Vince approached the same topic...but in a completely different way. You can listen, give advice and hear people out without being patronizing...and go back to minding your got damn business. And that’s what they were doing. And it was zero problems. The interactions were stark. Erik and Virginia are the complete opposite. On another note, what’s ole boy that look like a dwarf name? He had his BROTHA side FINALLY (bass in his voice and all) come out at the lunch table when Erikkk and Virginia came in hot :lol. ***** was trying to shut that down early, before it went left. But Chris wanted all the smoke.

Paige, Paige, Paige....insecurity is a mother*****. And that boy Chris too good, when he get in his manipulation bag. Almost unfair. He operating at prime scumbag levels. Mfer put on a Jordan at the garden performance in this episode. A star in each and every way, unfortunately. He going to keep pushing and pulling Paige until something finally breaks, or he gets an out.

Bri and Vince chaos potential coming in nicely, just as I suspected. Lovely couple....but Vince is a cat that’s obviously unrushed....and Bri is a micro manager, who presses and is expressive. Great couple, they could work thru these things. But these are things that drive people apart. And you can see Vince being a shut down communication type, that blows up later. Rooting for them, but also intrigued by the dissension.

The other boring white couple (can’t remember their names) are just not going to work. She’s really not into him like that. All in all, a very entertaining week in MAFS.
 
Vince did say he tried to check shorty when the cameras was off, but then she gon talk bout she ain’t really like that n it upsetted her :lol ...Yo bout to be in for a few headaches cuz I can already tell she not the type to listen, good thing he pretty laid back tho
 
This boy Woody traded getting waxed just for a game of paintball.

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Maybe I'm missing it cuz sometimes i half pay attention but what makes Bri so bossy? they showed her dropping something and telling him to pick it up and then they got in the bed and he said he could see bossy side coming out or something like that. then they weren't really speaking the next day at indoor skydiving did anything else happen?
 
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Maybe I'm missing it cuz sometimes i half pay attention but what makes Bri so bossy? they showed her dropping something and telling him to pick it up and then they got in the bed and he said he could see bossy side coming out or something like that. then they weren't really speaking the next day at indoor skydiving did anything else happen?

She hasn't really done anything too crazy yet, most of it's from how she was labeled from jump (by her family and herself). I do remember the convo they had about where they would live together (townhome/condo) Vinny spoke up and she immediately killed his suggestion and he just went along with it :lol:
 
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Thursday 8pm Couples Can episodes with all of the successful MAFS couples.

Amani was talking about what she planned to do in the day. Getting waxed was brought up and she asked if he wanted to do it. Not just legs or chest either :lol Then she was like what I gotta do to get you to do it? All this fool Woody suggested was a paintball game cuz he know she don't want to.

Then they basically went and did paintball and next he's gonna get his private parts waxed :{

Maybe I'm missing it cuz sometimes i half pay attention but what makes Bri so bossy? they showed her dropping something and telling him to pick it up and then they got in the bed and he said he could see bossy side coming out or something like that. then they weren't really speaking the next day at indoor skydiving did anything else happen?
From what I've seen on the show there hasn't been a lot of evidence that Brianna is bossy imo other than her and him repeating she is bossy or back during the wedding how it was said and implied. Her attitude does seem like she can be bossy but in a mean spirited way.

However, they did talk about stuff that wasn't filmed that sounded bossy or annoying. Vincent had a whole conversation the night before when the cameras went away about how her bossiness and how he didn't like something she said or how she asked him questions.

I don't think it's gonna be a big problem in their relationship but the show needs some type of conflict in all couples to have content for the entire season :lol

They even tried it with Amelia and Bennet.
 
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Okay ladies and gentlemen....are we going 0/5* for this season?
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Bri and Vince the only couple with potential to make it out honestly. Chris clearly auditioning for other roles let’s me know we have hit our peak with this show. I think part of the appeal was that you felt like some of it was at least genuine. But nope not with this season, they letting us know that Chris is a salaried lifetime employee with this one :lol:
 
I can see Brianna and Vincent but I’m not as high on Clara/Ryan as the rest of y’all. I think the whole him not ever being in love thing could play a major factor in her saying no.
 
Brianna and Vincent got a chance until Dominican Papi turns up and blows up on her :lol:

Good point. Hypermasculine Dominican men and bossy women (who might make men feel emasculated and not conformed to traditional gender role) aren't a good mix. Not trying to stereotype but Dominican men don't like to be questioned or emasculated, especially in public.
 
Clara falls first and fast. She isn't saying no unless Ryan becomes Chris overnight
Which is why I think Ryan who has never been in love might be like
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If they met on Bumble and dated for a like a year or two (not sure either of them would be compelling on the messaging front but bear with me) then I’d have high probability on them. But in this shows timeframe I could say Chris saying some **** like “I really like you but I’m not in love with you so it’s a no for right now.” I need to see if he leans into her falling fast the next few weeks before being certain but it’s a jumpball to me at this point
 
This fool Chris goes from a honeymoon to a solo vacation :lol:

Every episode just confirms how much of a dummy Paige is, no self esteem and she probly been getting pump n dumped for a min now...I bet Chris smashed right after Cal left and still hittin it now if yo stuck around in ATL :lol:

Chris walking late into the interview with Pastor Cal fitted in fresh Hollister was like a wrestling entrance, all that was missing was some music :lol:

The pilot threw drunk shorty straight under the bus with the quickness, but she be wildin tho married and still passing out on dudes couches :smh: ...How the hell they clear shorty for this show?

:lol: at Ryan being fake organized and the old dude backing down overnight after trying out his foot down with his chick :smh:
 
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