💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

How poorly will the "experts" do by the end of decision day?

  • 0/5 - Truly the worst match making season ever!

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • 1/5 - Worse than usual but not a surprise

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • 2/5 - Just about right (not counting divorces after decision day)

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • 3/5 - The best they've done in years!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4/5 - Like Curry from 3, start of a couple matching streak?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5/5! - Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Real life?! Are they being paid to stay married now? Reunion tho

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14
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Seems like boring wife just wasn't ready to be a wife. That talk with boring dude wasn't making a lot of sense. It didn't seem like dude was rushing her to act like they been married a year. Its just they smashed so you'd expect some closer-ness.

So yeah maybe like whats was said he aint lay the pipe right, or maybe she just doesn't want to be honest about not liking him. Cuz all that something is missing and we haven't gotten deep not flying.

Don't get the whole lying about the meet up/girls night either :lol

She about to go back to always being a bridesmaid again and eventually she'll get desperate and have to settle for probably worse.
 
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Chris AKA Pulpit Pimpin laying that talk down on Paige and she ain't hip. He gonna keep messing up, she'll get mad, and all he gotta do is sprinkle some Jesus, spiritual, and prayer buzzwords and he'll be back to restart his shenanigans. She really needs to call him on this ********.
 
Its funny to me how Chris cant even lie to her about the situation with his baby mom. Son saying on camera the thought crossed his mind and he had a convo about getting back with her and he still loves her.

Just lie *****. He should've kept it to you come first and before everybody, smash the next 8 weeks or w/e, and then get the divorce. Son doing the most subtly disrespecting her.
 
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Haley drunk herself into laying it down with Jacob, she was never feeling ol boy to begin with
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Erik and Virginia playing the "victims"
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Chris just dropped 63 in the Boston Garden. Ether'ing VA, reloaded the clip in the van and then telling Paige you still love your ex who is carrying your child while buttering Paige up moments before
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Chris got a warped sense of living a life of faith and Paige does too. She follows it too blindly and he doesn't follow it all. A Pastor's son who basically got away with everything growing up and was coddled to hell. Fool think he's "anointed"

Bri gonna need to take it down a notch. You can be assertive, confident and not control everything single thing
 
Haley doing something similar to Chris when claimed to his family he did with Paige. Having sex thinking it's gonna make them closer or make her like Jacob more and then when it didn't she didn't know what to do. So now she's being distant while there, while he left for hours the next day. I actually like Jacob more after this episode. Dude is still weird, but he's going into this with his head on straight and trying to communicate and dig into what the deal is.

I just finished reading that book Modern Romance and they found in that, the biggest key to success in an arranged marriage is that while they tend to start off lukewarm they commit to the relationship and investing in each other and letting feelings and things grow as time goes on, where Haley wants to feelings first without the effort of commitment. She's thinking I could have done better on my own, even tho I was single for 7 years. I noticed they didn't show their date either, which means it was probably boring. Jacob needs to get some outside excitement in there if he wants any hope.

Can't even feel bad for Paige at this point when she starts smiling cause Chris says he's "spiritually attracted to you" after telling her he'd could go back to his ex tomorrow. I bet he is spiritually attracted to you, cause he knows that's all it takes to manipulate you.

Chris reminds me of Jameis Winston. He's also a dude who never makes a good point, but thinks he's smarter than everyone. Virginia is annoying and is pushing people's buttons. Erik needs to know when to step in and bring the maturity to the relationship. I didn't have a problem with him at dinner, as he was real direct and calm, but Virginia's energy coming across asking people to do shots while Erik tries to have a serious conversation definitely didn't help. He needs to stop trying to keep up with her and her energy or it's gonna cause problems. Seemed like he's letting it slide on the honeymoon cause he did say he's not gonna live like this once they're back.

Bri gonna needle at this dude Vincent and not even know she's doing it till he explodes I feel like that's the direction it's headed.
 
This boy Woody traded getting waxed just for a game of paintball.

Fam must've secretly wanted to buss it open and get stripped clean.

Deonna really getting there with her pregnancy.

Jessica reminds me a lot of boring girl of this season.
 
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That is crazy I noticed now too they didn’t show Paige and Jacobs date :lol:

oh yeah Vincent is gonna blow up on Bri eventually. She needs to chill.
 
Chris a sucka and a BAN. He got the game of a ***** that had to go overseas cause he couldn't cut it.

I feel bad, Paige look strung out. Sad and miserable all the time. Maybe she staying on for money or she might really be that dumb. Some broads really want to be married and find love that bad.

Shout out to MAGA Virginia, she's crazy but she spoke up and called him out. ***** said I went above and beyond by telling her I had a kid. I had to rewind it cause I thought I missed something else.

Ryan with the Proud Boy cut telling his girl to speak when spoken to had me crying.

I can't remember the ***** name with the old man but that's foul as **** she told him it was a girls night and it was couples. That's weak. She's seem uninterested from day one though.
 
This boy Woody traded getting waxed just for a game of paintball.

Fam must've secretly wanted to buss it open and get stripped clean.

Donna really getting there with her pregnancy.

Jessica reminds me a lot of boring girl of this season.

Deonna/Greg, Jessica/Austin, Danielle/Bobby are all boring af. Nice to see they're working out, but they just aren't interesting. I wish they'd get less time lol.


As far as them copping pleas for Chris, weren't we hipped to production making the final call for matches? It's all entertainment at the end of the day, even when it's at the expense of someone's real feelings.
 
They feeling the heat :lol: saw a clip of Pastor Cal on an Atlanta radio show basically saying the same thing on the vetting process like fam slipped through a maze of cracks like others have

I know they'll never admit some of this is for TV but damn :lol:

I'm not trying to hear all this. If they're vetting process is so thorough, why didn't they find out that Mia from the Dallas season had outstanding warrants and she couldn't leave the country for her honeymoon? Why didn't they find out that Christina from the New Orleans season was literally homeless and living in her car?
 
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