💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

[storm2006]

Caught up on two episodes worth of discussion in the thread (~4 pages). Will comment only comment on the most recent episode

Imagine your wife saying she’s not attracted to you Couldn’t be me bruh but Jacob is an ugly dude so I get it She would probably opt to smash Paige before him tbh

I literally feel like EVERY time I see Virginia she has a drink in her hand

Vinny and Bri give me Deonna and Greg vibes. Dude is a soft simp. I don’t think I’ve ever said I love you after two weeks. That seems OD quick (no disrespect to any of y’all who have).

atlsfinest frshstunna you gotta get one of your barbers in touch with Ryan. His beard is bad but the cut is ATROCIOUS. There can’t be enough emphasis but on how bad his cut his. Bro really must not have friends because I wouldn’t let any of my boys leave the house looking like that.

Haley and Jacob have such a contentious relationship. You can hear the skepticism in both of their voices as they answer these questions Haley lowkey always drinking too. She just must get more sleep and have a better skin/facial regimen than Virginia

Paige is a masochist. No other way around it. Why are you meeting up with this BAN AGAIN. Reminds me of when I transitioning girlfriends. Watching this, in retrospect, I have NO clue why she kept meeting up with me If my history is any indication, she’s gonna blow up on him.

Ryan was NOT with da ****s when Clara was answering his questions. From the vegetables to the cookie dough to the doughnut consumption was like the whole convo

Paige getting strung along for another few episodes with the “reset button”/“start over”

This 180 by Jacob and Haley was mind bottling but I think they’re just being cordial

This ***** Vinny had ZERO sauce in the salsa class. Famb just gets hurt over the smallest things

Erik and VA with the I Love You

Dr. Viv will bring the heat next week

 

[mytmouse76]

Hailey isn’t that much cuter than Jacob imo I think the 80s stuff and just being so boring is the biggest problem. If he didn’t have those against him I don’t think she would be too bothered by his looks. It’s one of those things that if everything else was good it wouldn’t be a big deal but when you don’t like one big thing you find a bunch of other smaller stuff you’re not gonna put up with either. Not that looks are small.

I do like that Jacob is asking uncomfortable questions. She knows she’s full of it talking about I would’ve came home if I knew that’s what you expected lol

I don’t understand Vinny’s temper because his reaction never matches the situation. He left cuz she she made a joke about spilling champagne then he was all in his feelings about salsa.

 

[storm2006]

Hailey isn’t that much cuter than Jacob imo I think the 80s stuff and just being so boring is the biggest problem. If he didn’t have those against him I don’t think she would be too bothered by his looks. It’s one of those things that if everything else was good it wouldn’t be a big deal but when you don’t like one big thing you find a bunch of other smaller stuff you’re not gonna put up with either. Not that looks are small.

I do like that Jacob is asking uncomfortable questions. She knows she’s full of it talking about I would’ve came home if I knew that’s what you expected lol

I don’t understand Vinny’s temper because his reaction never matches the situation. He left cuz she she made a joke about spilling champagne then he was all in his feelings about salsa.

I was thinking during brunch “Haley does look a little weird” Not to be sexist but she’s also flat chested and doesn’t really have any mass. She could probably do really well in like NYC but I don’t see her flourishing in the A.

Vinny is just soft. I think they’ll make it but in the long run, he needs to clean that up. I get it, though. One day my girl washed me at mini-golf in DC and I was probably silent/short the first ~20 minutes of the walk home. BUTT - next time a few years later she washed me again and eem put the score card on IG with the caption “Is that a world tour or your girls tour?” But through growth, I was able to accept the washing/public humiliation and there was no silence or shortness. Vinny will get there.

 

[atlsfinest]

Ok, Shawnice. I see you

 

[steebie j]

Shawniece looking right!

she cleans up nicely cause on that Couples Cam, she be looking rough.

 

[Master Zik]

Cot damn. I knew I wanted that.

Should've shot my shot when Jephte was ****in up.

 

[beh235]

Shawnice as a wife>>>>>

Jephte better be appreciative

 

[steebie j]

Anyone watch MAFS Australia?

Ines gotta be the Sherri Martel of the MAFS douchebag stable.

This chick ain’t ****

 

[Master Zik]

Good to see growth from Lyin' Mike. Good to see he's in a better place mentally and emotionally.

How did I miss this! I just happened to scroll down and see the gallery.

Lyin Mike coming clean. Never thought I'd see the day.

Wonder what kind of chick he's scamming now? Cuz this gotta be a part of it.

 

[atlsfinest]

Why did they put Virginia's password information out there like that?

 

[Master Zik]

Chris making no kinda sense.

I would ask why he's still on the show but I know he got to be.

 

[atlsfinest]

Chris making no kinda sense.

I would ask why he's still on the show but I know he got to be.

 

[frshstunna]

Chris making no kinda sense.

I would ask why he's still on the show but I know he got to be.

No calls, texts but wanna hang sometimes...Yo wants shorty to be a smash buddy don’t want say it on camera ...She still not getting that it’s no way he wants her as his wife, they gon keep playing this bs game

He already knows he can hit whenever, stringing it along

 

[Master Zik]

Its just crazy to me he just cant lie. He makes himself look soooooo bad just saying **** that makes no sense.


I'm really beginning to think Ryan is a trans virgin. Fam cant even name a sexual position.

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[frshstunna]

Its just crazy to me he just cant lie. He makes himself look soooooo bad just saying **** that makes no sense.


I'm really beginning to think Ryan is a trans virgin. Fam cant even name a sexual position.

Yea it ain’t that hard to say “ima do the bare minimum” and keep it moving...But he thinks so little of shorty that he probly figures he can do/say whatever and still have her...N she ain’t show that it ain’t gon work, so he’ll keep wildin

 

[Master Zik]

I can see the drunkard and Erik staying together and it just being a toxic relationship.

This dude Erik is just left and right laying down absolutes and ultimatums.

 

[beh235]

Just turned it on and Erik def confirmed MAGA status

 

[atlsfinest]

Just turned it on and Erik def confirmed MAGA status

"Blue Lives Matter"

"I don't talk about social issues"

"I'm don't care if you're black, white, blue or purple"

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

Dying at Money tryna use bible study and Harolds to ride dat donkey

How this man manage to outdo himself every single week

him tricking on his ex. Shorty is the real villain got his lame *** open spending all kinds of cash

 

[beh235]

These two dummies....

 

[atlsfinest]

Chris is wearing another Hollister shirt!

Is he sponsored by Hollister? That's the only way I can understand a man over 21 wearing this much Hollister

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[steebie j]

Hollister Chris and his vocal fry voice don’t want Paige man. Dude stressing about making ONE phone call a day to Paige. He got Paige sitting there like an idiot writing down his schedule to see where she fits in. If he wanted u, he’ll make time for u. Dude brought up some sob story about his ex being in a wreck to justify buying her a car....a Benz at that. That story had nothing to do with anything. For a dude that claims he has “money”, his fits are trash. I hope my daughter ain’t as dumb as Paige. She’s being played like a fiddle.

I really believe Ryan is a virgin. I eem suspected that before Dr. Viviana brought it up. Dude weird. But Clara was out there passing them cheeks like a collection plate.

Erik confirmed he’s MAGA.

 

[frshstunna]

Ryan scared of the yambs , she too freaky for this man...He carrying it like a virgin that’s embarrassed to admit it, Yo not ready

Just a straight up horrible match with the pilot and drunk shorty...She ain’t ready to give up partying and her “guy friends” for nothin ...He just seems more desperate every episode trying change her, they even got differences about the “country” his Trump supporter vibes be everywhere

It’s like sometimes the old dude realizes his wife ain’t messing with him but then hear bout how much he wanna make it work ...He Shoulda been checked out, he never smashing again n she don’t like or respect him...She wanna finish out the season so she gon keep beating round the bush bout what the problem is

Chris a real sicko, waits till after chicken n bible study when shorty thinks it’s going good to tell her he buying other joints new cars....Yo luvs the chos or really has NO type or self/situational awareness