💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

[Master Zik]

Paige want to work on the friendship now

This dude Chris hints at smashing on these scheduled meetups and then pulls god out of his Hollister sleeves as an activity. Talkin bout bible study

 

[elpablo21]

Viviana, Chris and Paige talking was the most pointless **** I've ever seen. A complete cluster**** of nothing being said

This goofy had to let it be known it was a BENZ. Brand new

Erik was coppin pleas on Reddit about his MAGA status and his love for flags the other day. You can tell how incensed he gets when his "traditional" views get challenged

"Opposing views on the country" Yeah ok buddy. He's going to mentally strangle VA into giving into those beliefs

Viviana in that light blue dress doe, whew

Good to Champagne Vinny loosen up and admit where he messed up

Jacob trying to make it work so they're boring as **** again. He's one step away from checking the mayo queen again doe. I'm tired of this woman crying

Ryan being talking in random *** generalities mane.

"So what's your favorite sex position?"

"Trust"

Man when is the 2nd Honeymoon episode. These ****s dragging

 

[storm2006]

Pretty good episode. Included commentary on each couple below.

Virginia and Erik

• Them putting out Virginia’s password information was wild I am torn about her talking to all these dudes as a 28 year-old party girl. What do you y’all think?
• Erik is MAGA
• Looking at them, they actually might make it. Wow.

Paige and Chris

• Chris is a dummy. She just wants at least a text or a call each day. I do that with yambs from dating apps. They’re ******* married. He’s playing games, man.
• Bro talmbout some “I’ll teach you how to play basketball”, won’t play cards yet asks her to lead Bible Study .
• Bro really exclusively rocks Hollister I also hate how he plans these events but never prepares anything (nothing for bible study, making her bless the foods, etc.)
• Famb is it just me or does he always look hurt and/or confused?
• This ***** bought her a brand new Benz The way he said it, though

Clara and Ryan

• Ryan is giving me virgin vibes to be honest. Who says their favorite sex position is “regular” and not “Missionary” or even “Me being on top”. Or his pipe game is weak so he wants to make sure she’s in deep before he lays it down
• Why does she keep ending up with dudes who don’t want to smash? I get that she was a STRONG jaw but looks like she has nice teddies and she’s cool
• Ryan sounds really shook and sketchy talk out this “foundation” BS.
• On everything, I had the virgin vibes bullet typed before Dr. V said it Real 1s know.
• Clara basically saying she’s just been a bussdown in the past
  

Haley and Jacob

• Why she said she gave that man a pity smash, said she wasn’t attracted to him then said she had to work hard to switch up that mans whole flow in order to even have a shot then put the nail in the coffin by saying if they were dating it would have BEEN a wrap
• I could a e not sharing a bed after 24 years but 24 days?!? Old couple flow just three weeks in
• Day 27 and they’re just getting back into the same bed? Got damb. Fortunately they have 5 weeks left.

Breanna and Vincent

• They always have the couples activities on deck Its refreshing to see, though
• Not really much to say about them because they’re Gucci and they seem to be a normal functioning couple that communicates when they do run into problems. Again - refreshing too see

All in all good episode. I got Breanna and Vincent as locks. I could actually see Erik and Virginia as well as Clara and Ryan but it’s going to come down to the wire and little things over the next 4-5 weeks. The other two have absolutely zero chance

Edit: Looks like y’all had most of the same thoughts and observations as me. Glad to see we’re all thinking on the same plane here

 

[elpablo21]

Played his part? Did bruh just cosign for the thing

 

[aepps20]

No calls, texts but wanna hang sometimes...Yo wants shorty to be a smash buddy don’t want say it on camera ...She still not getting that it’s no way he wants her as his wife, they gon keep playing this bs game

He already knows he can hit whenever, stringing it along

WHOA WHAT A SPECTACULAR MOVE BY CHRISTOPHER JORDAN

 

[frshstunna]

Played his part? Did bruh just cosign for the thing

He work in finance at a car dealership right? Yo probly just gave shorty his discount but talking like he walked in and dropped cash on the table

 

[storm2006]

Is that a CLA? Bro could have AT LEAST copped da C300 if he really wanted to act like he was doing it

 

[atlsfinest]

Is that a CLA? Bro could have AT LEAST copped da C300 if he really wanted to act like he was doing it

He got the littlest Benz they make! Probably doesn't even have leather seats..."still a new Benz though"

 

[steebie j]

Definitely a starter Benz

 

[storm2006]

He got the littlest Benz they make! Probably doesn't even have leather seats..."still a new Benz though"

Definitely a starter Benz

I’m saying bro!!! at nylon upholstery and “Starter Benz”. I honestly wouldn’t even have said anything if he didn’t go out of his way to say “Brand New Benz” like he copped her a big body GLE or some ****

 

[atlsfinest]

He work in finance at a car dealership right? Yo probly just gave shorty his discount but talking like he walked in and dropped cash on the table

Chris gave his baby mama a CLA on a 36 month lease and he's out here fronting like he's a baller

 

[atlsfinest]

"as seen on Married at First Sight"

"Lifetime Network reality personality"

Pastor Dwight is out here clout chasing. He's milking his 5 minutes of screen time for all it's worth

 

[storm2006]

Chris gave his baby mama a CLA on a 36 month lease and he's out here fronting like he's a baller

The fact he tried to stunt with the “Brand new Benz” line while wearing a smedium Hollister shirt Someone mentioned it but I really do wonder where he’s getting all this Hollister from?

IDK if anyone peeped the preview but there was a highlighting of him hooping with Paige and he blew by her for a lil layup. I can already tell that entire scene is going to be suspect and infuriating from his kicks to his fit to the way his handles/layup package/jumper look

 

[elpablo21]

Can't even knock the pastor's hustle. I wouldn't expect anything less tbh

 

[mytmouse76]

Twice the experts have asked Paige why she’s stayin in the marriage. They basically told her to leave. We’ve seen some bad marriages & I don’t think they’ve ever done that except maybe Kate with Luke.

Christianity has her down bad. My God and hers aren’t the same cuz no way he would want me looking a fool on tv like this.

Shes more into the idea of being a wife than anything.
He doesn’t put in any effort. He’s never been the one to pray over their meal. He had her lead the Bible study but i bet he’s the type to think the man is the head of the household and I’m 99.9% sure Paige believes in that too while being the one to drive this little bit of a relationship they have. I couldn’t believe when she said she felt bad that he didn’t have the space to express himself when he first found out Mercedes was pregnant. Also I can’t stand the way she throws her bottom jaw out when she’s speaks really slow.

Yall remember at the wedding Chris asked Paige if she was high maintenance and into brand names cuz that’s the type of girl he likes but we see him in those weak *** outfits every week. ***** has a few pairs of red bottoms and you can’t tell him ****.

 

[wavycrocket]

Just catching up. Mane oh mane. The Hollister Hustla’ is a fool

 

[storm2006]

The Hollister Hustla’

 

[Master Zik]

"as seen on Married at First Sight"

"Lifetime Network reality personality"

Pastor Dwight is out here clout chasing. He's milking his 5 minutes of screen time for all it's worth

Nothing but sharks in Chris orbit.

 

[wavycrocket]

Ryan sound like this when talking about Sex. Wtf



Bruh either a super virgin, or on the DL.

 

[wavycrocket]

Chicken Box for his wife. Baby Benz for his BM.

Incredible

 

[frshstunna]

Chicken Box for his wife. Baby Benz for his BM.

Incredible

Yo set up a dinner and brought over just a tray of chicken like they having a kickback

 

[turbo95eg6]

Twice the experts have asked Paige why she’s stayin in the marriage. They basically told her to leave. We’ve seen some bad marriages & I don’t think they’ve ever done that except maybe Kate with Luke.

Christianity has her down bad. My God and hers aren’t the same cuz no way he would want me looking a fool on tv like this.

Shes more into the idea of being a wife than anything.
He doesn’t put in any effort. He’s never been the one to pray over their meal. He had her lead the Bible study but i bet he’s the type to think the man is the head of the household and I’m 99.9% sure Paige believes in that too while being the one to drive this little bit of a relationship they have. I couldn’t believe when she said she felt bad that he didn’t have the space to express himself when he first found out Mercedes was pregnant. Also I can’t stand the way she throws her bottom jaw out when she’s speaks really slow.

Yall remember at the wedding Chris asked Paige if she was high maintenance and into brand names cuz that’s the type of girl he likes but we see him in those weak *** outfits every week. ***** has a few pairs of red bottoms and you can’t tell him ****.

The dude wears mids on a constant basis, trash CW’s too

 

[storm2006]

Y’all are wild As you rehash it, I can’t tell if Chris is a scumbag, lacks awareness or both. Perfect example:

Chicken Box for his wife. Baby Benz for his BM.

Incredible

I’m left equal parts “Wow this dude is grimey” and “Wateryewdewin?!?” Couple that with his fits, the way he talks, etc. I just think he’s a lame with no awareness that on his Kevin Samuels “High Value”/Started From The Bottom tip so he acts the way he does. He could have came through, order something with her off a food app and not dropped that BM information and that whole scene leaves viewer with a COMPLETELY different view of him.

But Nah. He came through with a plate from the local spot and tells her he got his BM a “Brand new Benz”. Maybe he’s just a douchebag? That may be the scumbag x lack of awareness combo.

Like I said last week, I’m already preparing to be furious at his hoop session with Paige. Bro is going to have zero wiggle yet use all his energy to try to sauce up and blow by a girl who basically said she’s never hooped. I got a feeling his jumper is going to look broke but they’re only going to show made shots

 

[wavycrocket]

Y’all are wild As you rehash it, I can’t tell if Chris is a scumbag, lacks awareness or both. Perfect example:

I’m left equal parts “Wow this dude is grimey” and “Wateryewdewin?!?” Couple that with his fits, the way he talks, etc. I just think he’s a lame with no awareness that on his Kevin Samuels “High Value”/Started From The Bottom tip so he acts the way he does. He could have came through, order something with her off a food app and not dropped that BM information and that whole scene leaves viewer with a COMPLETELY different view of him.

But Nah. He came through with a plate from the local spot and tells her he got his BM a “Brand new Benz”. Maybe he’s just a douchebag? That may be the scumbag x lack of awareness combo.

Like I said last week, I’m already preparing to be furious at his hoop session with Paige. Bro is going to have zero wiggle yet use all his energy to try to sauce up and blow by a girl who basically said she’s never hooped. I got a feeling his jumper is going to look broke but they’re only going to show made shots

He give me Playoff Paul George vibes. Just aloof. Unaware. All bad.

 

[Master Zik]

He give me Playoff Paul George vibes. Just aloof. Unaware. All bad.

This is super on point. Even matches up with PG's poor BM decisions