💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

[storm2006]

He give me Playoff Paul George vibes. Just aloof. Unaware. All bad.

This is super on point. Even matches up with PG's poor BM decisions

There you go, aloof is the perfect word and the Playoff P comparison is accurate. When I think about him in relation to the Scumbag 4 Horsemen (Luke, Michael, Brandon and Matt), he is much more frustrating than any of them. It’s hard to describe but even though he similarly puts his wife through hell (she might be going through it the worst of the 5 tbh) he’s just different than them in a way that makes his actions so much more annoying. I gotta think about how to put it into words

 

[elpablo21]

 

[Master Zik]

Talk about downgrading with MAFS

 

[storm2006]

Alright, I’m going to be THAT guy....how the hell did controlling and basic *** Erik pull that? Something ain’t right here....

 

[atlsfinest]

Paige is tryna cover up that wagon with a sweatshirt. She knows what she's doing.

 

[atlsfinest]

I don't believe it. Erik's square, MAGA behind can't pull a chick like that. Something ain't adding up

 

[Master Zik]

I just assumed his ex is MAGA too.

I think he said it was a military marriage though.

 

[atlsfinest]

Erik pulls the "I'm older than you", "I've been marriages before" card alot. He needs to chill

 

[Master Zik]

Erik pulls the "I'm older than you", "I've been marriages before" card alot. He needs to chill

The more I see of him. The more I dislike him and hope he ends up unhappy. Not sure that happens if they divorce or stay married.

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

Roc nation Ryan needs to throw that woman some D already good lord.
Feel sort of bad for Jake. Shorty been bs’ing the whole season and he has to put her on blast every episode.

 

[steebie j]

Holy moly

how he was able to pull her is beyond me. Bruh downgraded considerably.

 

[steebie j]

Michael turning on Paige and blaming her for their marriage failing

Jake stay straight shootin. Haley ain’t know what to say about the “hug” situation.

 

[steebie j]

My lady was trying to come for Erik’s Shelby Cobra. Talmbout it’s a mid life crisis whip. Had to school her on what the Cobra is

 

[da r entertainment]

Paige is tryna cover up that wagon with a sweatshirt. She knows what she's doing.

Ain't no hiding that ****!

 

[Master Zik]

Wow 2 corny gifts. Fronting like they like them.

Big ol pic of her on a towel and GPS coordinates

 

[frshstunna]

Chris got all those Hollister sets but rock the same 2 suits ...Everything was cool for a couple days but of course yo messes it’s up again cuz he in his feelings bout a missed phone call...He really gotta have his way 100% of time, that ain’t ever to work, but shorty know she’ll be back hanging with him soon enough

The MAGA pilot still ain’t figure out he can’t control the drunk youngin, she don’t care how old n all that yo is

Vinny was barely in the episode, must have been outta town or something and the other 2 couples ain’t gon make it

 

[elpablo21]

Chris really tried to turn the tables on Paige with the "communication" rant

 

[beh235]

Didn't watch the whole ep, I'll catch it tomorrow, but I did see that convo with Chris and Paige....man he such a BAN. How YOU ******* up the whole time and try to blame Paige? That's abuse man smh. I gotta see the rest of the episode tho.

 

[elpablo21]

There goes Haley crying again.

Look I get it.Haley is not feeling Members Only, nothing wrong with that

but it's funny to watch him pin her down on the glaring issues and she starts to act like a victim when his assumptions are spot on

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[elpablo21]

Wow 2 corny gifts. Fronting like they like them.

Big ol pic of her on a towel and GPS coordinates

This **** was great

 

[Master Zik]

Paige looking too happy playing with Chris but not caring the way she playing like most girls

This dude Chris got on his knee the first time probably after a semester worth of time in college.

Chris is pathetic making an excuse after every missed shot. Lifetime foul for showing them at so badly.

@ this communication bull ****. Chris love playing games. Got her crying and everything. Wouldn't be any of these problems if y'all were living together like you're suppose to be.


That boring chick is a straight up liar. Them tears aint fooling anybody. Hope she gets called out during the reunion.

 

[storm2006]

As I predicted for the past week - Chris pissed me off before the first commercial break On god - frshstunna if we run into dude when I’m in the A, ima smack fire outta him. Anyway, analysis below

Ryan and Clara

• Clara moving in?!? Reorganizing and demanding new furniture already?!? Sheesh.
• Ryan almost takes pride in the fact that he’s never told a girl he loved her. He’s weird.
• He called her “pal” He is truly fumbling the bag. She’s DYING for him to ravage her guts and he’s being all awkward. He’s definitely a virgin.
• “If you don’t say I love you within 6 months I’m out”...*next scene*...”I don’t want him to feel like he has to say I love you”
• Ryan always says “Sure, I think we’re working toward it” or “For sure we’re working on it.” So uninspiring
• I say this almost every week but I’ve never seen anyone in real life, or even TV tbh, with that cut. Paired with that Wilt Chamberlain beard It’s gross.

Paige and Chris

• As predicted, before Paige even arrived, Chris’ handles, layup package and jumper in the empty gym all looked SUS
• Giving her one point? Some RNS would be spotting her 4 in a game to 5 but he didn’t want that smoke. BAN.
• This dude had the audacity to go mad hard to rip her off a post-up? Making noises with each cross and through the legs like he’s getting D’d up by Prime Tony Allen. FOH
• Briana basically called Chris a punk *** ***** in her side interview during that girls outing I’m glad they’re putting the battery in her back, though
• This ***** be bringing over chicken boxes and taking her out to hoop and play pool like she’s one of the guys
• Bro talmbout “I was calling you to hang out” like she’s a buss-it-baby from Tinder then has the nerve to say “I don’t think we’re doing a good job of being spouses” This is the most intense gaslighting I’ve ever seen. He’s sick, man.
• “There’s no connection”....“I’m gone”...”We’re at a dead end”...Lowkey exposing her off the camera actions
• Damn, they officially ended it

Haley and Jacob

• I wonder if Haley broke Shay off to rig the chart reading :nerd
• My guy was hurt when he did the rewind in his mind on that kiss
• She’s talmbout a bond before he’s touching on her....as if she didn’t sign up to marry a stranger :smh
• She limited him to one hug a day
• He keeps calling her out and she never denies anything he says then hits the crocodile tears in her side interviews. She is fooling no one

Vincent and Briana

• Champagne Vinny is teflon in my eyes. Future participants need to take note.
• No type of airtime for them this week (although it’s usually low) Probably because the lack of drama

Erik and Virginia

• Of course the first scene of the picnic is Virginia pouring up
• Erik is making a lot of sense about the living situation. Virginia probably doesn’t want to move in because she’s still trying to get her mambs (man yambs) on the side
• Erik stunting with the Shelby Cobra and hangar
• Won’t front - he’s right up there with Vinny in terms of being bulletproof
• OF COURSE she wanted to go straight to the champagne
• The gift exchange was awkward

After this week and next week’s preview, I’m sold on Champagne Vinny/Briana then still waiting on Ryan/Clara and Erik/Virginia. Those two are too close to call right now and will truly come down to the wire IMO. I would have said yes to Erik/Virginia but it looks like they have a game changing fight next week so I’m going to wait.

1/5

 

[Master Zik]

Clara is a real white woman. She is getting no signs of a legit I love you or even a forced one for the upcoming year and is getting zero sex but she already in it for the long haul committed to the marriage despite her fears and dissatisfaction.

She already moved in and got plans. She's going to make the marriage work

This Ryan dude is just weird to me. I don't get him and can't figure him out. It wouldn't suffice to just call him a weirdo. Like suspected of being a virgin aside I almost want to say the way he's moving he's purposely not giving the cameras any of his personality or any info. He talks like he's giving rehearsed job interview answers.

It's a little similar to Zack but he doesn't talk so much that you realize he saying a whole lot of nothing. Ryan talks just enough without making any clear cut decisions or statements just vague confirmations. Like we're aware the marriage is going well according to him but I wouldn't bet on him saying yes on decision day.