💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

atlsfinest · Mar 31, 2021

What is Erick tripping about? He's beefing with Virginia's dog and now he's mad that his girl was out of eyesight for 30 minutes at the bar. Dude is incredibly controlling.

atlsfinest · Mar 31, 2021

Weekly "Paige got a MFin wagon

" post. She's looking super thick in that dress

Master Zik · Mar 31, 2021

So toxic right now. Hope the worst for them.

Feel like I'm watching a scene between a father and daughter.

atlsfinest · Mar 31, 2021

Chris is in another Hollister shirt

Did he go to the Hollister outlet and buy out the bar?

beh235 · Mar 31, 2021

Buy out the Hollister bar :rofl:

Master Zik · Mar 31, 2021

Didn't notice it before but boring Haley is right, Jacob is so awkward and he never really seems interested in her convo wise except when he's calling her out for not trying.

I think though he's just been turned off by her ever since she fell back and basically rejected him.

There is no romance or any sexual chemistry there.

beh235 · Mar 31, 2021

Jacob is def turned off by Haley. I don't think she does enough to bend for him. He's usually doing stuff that she wants and doesn't complain.

Master Zik · Mar 31, 2021

I see why the show focused on and tried to keep Paige and Chris around for so long.

Jacob and Haley are cringe.

Erik and VA are just not fun to watch.

Vinny and Bri are running smoothly.

Clara and Ryan are stale.

There's not a lot of drama and entertainment with those 4 couples.

Hollister Chris brings the comedy and reactions along with doormat Paige also making ppl pissed off with her on top of that wagon she draggin.

I've seen Erik and VA three times now and it was two times too much. Even worse with Jacob and Haley cuz there'll just be awkward energy. Clara will try hard on the intimacy stuff and Ryan provides nothing in return. I'd rather watch Vinny and Bri do couple stuff.

frshstunna · Mar 31, 2021

Drunk shorty be talking fast af sometimes and the MAGA pilot talks with his hands too much, they really a weird couple :lol

Master Zik · Mar 31, 2021

This guy Ryan delusional. He's been a "great husband and they have been doing better than 99% couples on the show". :lol

Look what he's focused on.

Bruh ya wife wild unsatisfied to the point all she is thinking about is getting her back blown out.

beh235 · Mar 31, 2021

My reaction to Ryan...

frshstunna · Mar 31, 2021

Shorty so sexually frustrated she probly Woulda gave it up to any dude that said what’s up to her :lol

...Ryan got a freak and don’t know what to do with the P

steebie j · Mar 31, 2021

MAGA Erik got some controlling tendencies. Dude bugging cause his wife is gone 40 min. **** I’m relieved when my fiancé is gone for 40 min :lol

I need space sometimes. The whole dog training conversation was silly.

I don’t get Ryan. Dude figures he’ll get closer to Clare if he gets closer to the dog? The ****? She’s begging for some sex but he acting like a ***** nerd. Also, he needs to shave his beard. It being uneven and patchy bothers me.

Chris saying he don’t give a **** about Paige’s dog was low key funny. Shout out to Paige’s wagon once more. Her sister in law sorta looks like her. I want my sistas to be subtle with their lashes.

I thought Briana wanted kids? The previews next week she saying she’s afraid to give birth? I’m curious to see how Vince reacts.

Haley and Jacob. Blah. Haley dresses like a middle age woman and Jacob needs to untuck his shirt all the way.

mytmouse76 · Mar 31, 2021

steebie j said:
I thought Briana wanted kids? The previews next week she saying she’s afraid to give birth? I’m curious to see how Vince reacts.

She said she's scared of birth not being a mother. Probably scared of the pain. or maybe has something going on that could make birthing difficult for her.

I was so confused on the Erik dog thing. He doesn't know how to talk to Virginia. This is a stretch but I always assume most pilots are like Erik and its why I don't bother with them when I'm working most of the time.

Ryan is such a loser. The haircut, the "RT what she said", the lack of any substance. Clara should've been stopped sucking his **** if he hasn't been reciprocating for four weeks.

Jacob is super boring and I can't stand ppl whose idea of a joke is making everyone else uncomfortable. Makes me think they're insecure and try to make others uncomfortable before they feel uncomfortable. Idk if that's exactly what Jacob does but that's my assumption about ppl like that.

I was cracking up when Paige was telling her cousin or whatever and his wife about Chris and he was chewing his food talking about "wow" just like a ***** :rollin

Paige shouldve had that same volume for when she's talking to Chris. She's been whispering since the wedding until tonight.

frshstunna · Apr 1, 2021

mytmouse76 said:
I was cracking up when Paige was telling her cousin or whatever and his wife about Chris and he was chewing his food talking about "wow" just like a ***** Paige shouldve had that same volume for when she's talking to Chris. She's been whispering since the wedding until tonight.

Shorty was def tipsy when her ppls came over...She had a drink in her hand n her energy and the way she was talking was real different :lol

JusaVibe · Apr 1, 2021

atlsfinest said:
Chris is in another Hollister shirt

Did he go to the Hollister outlet and buy out the bar?

CRYING

deusavertat · Apr 1, 2021

Started season 10 on Hulu. You telling me this chick who is a PhD research scientist at Hopkins ,couldn't she find a doctor there? She's hot too, she must be crazy or something.
:rofl:

atlsfinest · Apr 1, 2021

deusavertat said:
Started season 10 on Hulu. You telling me this chick who is a PhD research scientist at Hopkins ,couldn't she find a doctor there? She's hot too, she must be crazy or something.

You'll see. You're in for a wild ride. That was a crazy couple

deusavertat · Apr 1, 2021

atlsfinest said:
You'll see. You're in for a wild ride. That was a crazy couple

I knew this might not work when dude went in for a kiss and got rejected :lol:

steebie j · Apr 1, 2021

deusavertat said:
Started season 10 on Hulu. You telling me this chick who is a PhD research scientist at Hopkins ,couldn't she find a doctor there? She's hot too, she must be crazy or something.

storm2006 · Apr 1, 2021

Just watched. WOW. I wanted to come thru Stone Cold Steve Austin style give damn near half of these folks a Stone Cold Stunner.

Briana and Vinnny

Why my man Vinny rattled off like 100 things he wants to do They’re married and look like they’ll make it so they got time. He’s going to hold that boat ride over her head for a minute, though
Vinny is a good person. Not only did he let her win the bike race but he let her plea down to 5 push-ups. No sir, not me. I would have washed shorty and made her eat all 15 of them thangs. She would have caught me waiting at the finish line with a cold beer.
I also love how Brianna and Vinny are sailing so smoothly that they’re out here playing the Pastor Cal and Dr. V role with Haley and Jacob on the double date

Virginia and Erik

The dogs really going to be what blows it up?!? Wow. (See below for additional general commentary on that situation)
That fight after the bar? Erik left his phone in the Uber? Yikes. Virginia done turned my man Erik into an alcoholic
Their multiple fights throughout the episode and Virginia’s numerous breakdowns made me grateful to be single
Virginia is immature and she gets both distracted and upset easily. She’s not ready. Send her back to the minors, Pastor Cal.

Clara and Ryan

This dude Ryan is a ******* lame. How could do this hyper-sexual yoga yet be cracking jokes throughout it and NOT want to smash afterwards ? He was ECSTATIC when the instructor said it’s almost over.
Ryan is more concerned about being a dog dad than he is a partner. Get him out of here, man.
Ryan on his Trump **** saying he thinks he’s been an incredible husband and that they’ve been better than 99% of the couple on MAFS so JaCOV should be fortunate to take his advice FOH
Clara let the yoppa sing with the girls Not to sound zesty but his stroke game better be impeccable after this hype. Dr Dre and Detox *** *****
Also, he must not have any friends otherwise they would have told him that patchy Keanu Reeves beard ain’t it

Haley and Jacob

SMH at Haley trying to front like she wants to make it work. They talmbout a “reset” and asking each other questions/getting to know each other....as if they haven’t been together for a whole month :smh
She’s really pressing Jacob on his dating history Also, I get that he’s weird and I’m not sure if it was editing but that dinner scene was brutal. He had a free play to ask her anything and he proceeded to ask her the last concert she went to and ****ted on the band
I caught up on the posts from last night and I never thought about it but I think you guys are right that Jacob basically ran out of dambs and isn’t even trying at this point.

Chris and Paige

Chris dropping that he want and divorce and going back to Mercedes? This ***** is WILD. Bro took her sense of purpose of way and made her not love herself. He has to be GOAT MAFS Scumbag.
Shshshhdhshdhshahhshs at Chris saying “I don’t give a **** about Bentley” Bruh really is on his MJ ****

At this point, I just ant Bri and Champagne Vinny to sail off into the sunset and **** everybody else. Paige is cool too so I hope she sails off in a lifeboat leaving the other clowns behind them. Hope Erik got arrested storming the Capitol. Hope Virginia goes to rehab. Hope Jacob finds a 60+ MILF/GILF because they’d appreciate the 80s as much as him. Hope Haley finds any man that will make her more than a last call at the bar one night stand. I hope Clara signs up to be on Black’d after everything she’s been through. I hope Ryan never loses his virginity. I hope Chris finds out that the mall/outlet has other stores outside of Hollister and pursues a career as mumble rapper because that’s what he sounds like.

Other random observations because of the episode title/theme...

mytmouse76 can speak for black women but I know a white woman will leave you QUICK over a dog which is why I know VA wasn’t playing around. Like even if we were at the peak of our relationship my ex and I were on the boat as it was sinking but she could only save me or her dog she would have no hesi told my *** “You lived a good life and you will be missed” :lol:

Erik needs to know he’s not winning this one.

I also peeped how for the double date both couples showed up in Big Boy Benzes meanwhile Chris trying to front out here with da CLA as a “Chariot” for his BM. Ole Cristal taste with a Coors Light budget *** ***** :smh: