💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

How poorly will the "experts" do by the end of decision day?

  • 0/5 - Truly the worst match making season ever!

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • 1/5 - Worse than usual but not a surprise

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • 2/5 - Just about right (not counting divorces after decision day)

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • 3/5 - The best they've done in years!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4/5 - Like Curry from 3, start of a couple matching streak?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5/5! - Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Real life?! Are they being paid to stay married now? Reunion tho

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14
He admitted on camera that he cheated. He still needs to grow up. Not sure if he even deserves a wife like Shawnice. You can't ask for a better wife man.
 
It makes more sense now. VA a basketball ho. Thats why she has so many guy friends and thinks it's cool to just crash out their houses after being drunk.

20 seconds in and she looking more comfortable on the court than Chris ever did :lol:


Ryan the perfect dude girls can bring to their parents and front like the relationship is great.

Here Jacob go again :lol: He know this is over, still airing grievances :lol:
 
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I'm 99% sure Jacob and Haley live very close to my parents. A couple of weeks ago and they went to the andretti's speedway in Roswell and this week they're playing mini golf near movie theater I used to go to.
 
Clara using one of my tried and true phrases :pimp:

Jacob being wild petty now :rofl:

Haley lying though. She knows she was never gonna wear that bracelet and most likely would've pawned it.



Couples cam starting with Jephte :nerd: Also I noticed Shawneice deleted all her social media 8o
 
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Why did Hailey come for Jacob's clothes like that? He's wearing what makes him comfortable even though it might be goofy to her.

That being said, he needs to let the bracelet thing go

Because she's a moron. I'm watching the first half of the ep now and she just got finished giving her story about tee ball when she was 4 and her swimming pool story. She has the personality of a stick. Both stories were pointless...As far as the bracelet...she doesn't get it. She never asked him what it meant to him and the significance behind it, yet he kept that stupid hat because he was appreciative and she gave it to him. I think him mentioning the price wasn't petty, but to get her to understand he took a leap and she didn't even care. She really is and inconsiderate Richard and needs to grow up.
 
Haley the last person that should talking about someone’s fashion sense. So what he wears dress shoes to the batting cage. If that’s what he’s comfortable in, let him be. She has no empathy. She doesn’t understand where Jacob is coming from in regards to his bracelet. Ignore the fact it’s $800 but the fact it’s not there as an option, she doesn’t understand. Then she comes with the excuses then tries to flip it on Jacob. Yes he hasn’t worn it but the hat is there for him to wear when he chooses! **** my fiancé bought me an Apple Watch and I haven’t worn it in a while but it’s there. I hate Haley’s smug look and I see who she gets it from.

VA a hooper :lol I would’ve never guessed. A better hooper than Chris tho. Her problem is she doesn’t understand what a marriage is. What spouse would think it’s ok to crash on your opposite sex couch? Pastor Cal even said that ain’t cool. She wants that title of being married but still live a single life. Doesn’t work like that.

Vince wants kids ASAP but dude should chill. I understand his trying to fill that void he had growing up without that family structure. But Briana went from not wanting to experience child birth to wanting to. He better take that and give her as much time she needs cause of her health.

I feel like Ryan doesn’t know what he’s missing out on ******* Clara. She looks like she’ll be a good time in the sack.

Thank God Paige wasn’t on this episode.
 
Just watched and read the comments on here. Per usual, ya'll hit the nail on the head :lol: Few things

Drunk shorty a real hooper, she better than Chris :lol:
It makes more sense now. VA a basketball ho. Thats why she has so many guy friends and thinks it's cool to just crash out their houses after beung drunk.

20 seconds in and she looking more comfortable on the court than Chris ever did :lol:
VA a hooper :lol: I would’ve never guessed. A better hooper than Chris tho.

Literally the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw her handling the rock :lol: You can tell she does so many little things that piss of Erik. When she called his ribbons boy scout patches :lol: He's a bit controlling but she's definitely just not ready for marriage. It's evident. She likes the thought of a husband but not the act of a wife.

Haley is one of the worst participants I can remember on the show. She was going hard on him for his fit and batting cage performance for no reason. We all know it's over but I' glad he stood up to her about the bracelet. I can't tell if she's intentionally being obtuse or she's actually just an idiot. That conversation with her mom was disgusting.

Vinny is really pressing her about kids but he's not thinking logically. Okay so let's say he and Brianna break up. He's going to have to date which means months trying to find a partner, then he'll have to spend probably a year or so before they try to start having kids. It's not like he's going to magically find a wonderful woman who is ready to get married and have kids ASAP.

Ryan is such a lame. The stigma around sex right now is too much. They gotta end this relationship because she’s going to be disappointed and/or it's going to be awkward.
 
Just hit me that Ryan is this seasons Iris. To each his own as far as religion but no way could I imagine being a grown man not slaying some P. Jesus/Allah/whoever just gonna have to recognize :lol:
IMO Ryan is worse because at least Iris was openly a virgin for religious reasons and it came out that they did everything but vagina intercourse. Ryan is a straight-up weirdo. Not only is it unclear whether he is in fact a virgin or not but she’s getting him off every night and he’s giving her nothing in return. Man is busting, kissing her on the forehead and rolling over to go to sleep :lol: :smh:

We don’t know what happens off camera but I wonder if she’s asked him if he’s smashed or inquired about his body count. I can’t imagine asking any girl I’ve ever dated in my adult life if they were a virgin so I’m not even sure how one would go about that in a MAFS situation :lol:
 
I don’t remember if I posted about the last thread or not but that phone convo with her mom showed everything wrong with Hailey. Instead of saying I didn’t realize this meant so much to him and we were arguing so much I don’t think about the bracelet but can you send it please cuz that hurt his feelings I didn’t have it with me. That’s it.
She thought those little stories about her not doing what she doesn’t want to do was cute but it’s not when we see how that turns into how she treats ppl. Chris said the same thing about not doing what he doesn’t want to do to his mom and look at how he’s treating Paige. Same thing.
Also Jake is a lame and it will take a special woman to love him. I hope he finds her. He should fall back from Hailey and let her come to him. Instead he picks at her cuz his feelings are hurt
 
Unmatchables first ep just nasty.

Metrosexual dude and flatulence chick. These ppl are disasters :lol:


More of the same with the couples. Vinny still insecure, boring Jacob and Haley still boring and been done now they making everybody feel awkward, VA and Erik still going down the wrong path, Clara and Ryan still sexless.

I'm ready for s13.
 
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lagged a few episodes and finally caught up

No Chris lately feels like the Bulls in 94-95.

VA being a hooper threw me for a loop.

Called my man's Jake n Bootz tacky about the bracelet meanwhile Mom's been probably rocking that joint at her local rotary club and mad she had to give it back. Gimme my ****
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Starting to see the power struggle with Erik/VA and Bri and Vinny

Erik is an ******* but her not willing to give up an inch about those cats was comedy
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(also another convo while alcohol was involved when they were supposed to be avoiding that). Idc if they say yes on DD, they are not surviving long after that. MAGA Erik hasn't even unleashed the flutes on her once those cameras turn off and she looks ready to dig her heels in as well.

You can tell Vinny feels pushed around when he was not letting up on the move in situation. He was def. trying to get some digs in and Bri held her composure. For now

Hailey is annoying as ****. Jacob is awkward as ****. They need to be more mad at these "experts" then each other. Luckily they getting paid to waste each other's time.
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@ him leaving at like 4am and ghosting her doe
 
This dude Jacob left in the middle of the night and took meat out the fridge with him :lol:

Drunk shorty and MAGA pilot still going in circles arguing bout everything, they gon end up bringing each other down

Vinny always in his feelings, yo just gotta relax and live life a lil

Hope Ryan smashing by now cuz it seems like they gon stay together :lol
 
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