About to kick the latest episode off, taking a break from Horizon Forbidden West.
Michael & Jasmina
I swear this couple just be creating conflict just because, like arguing over what time it is. 7:59 no 8. No bull she could use a kinky drawer, so look super uptight in the bedroom. Sigh did he really just say he never lived with a woman, knowing good and well he has a female roommate. SMH. She gave him another out by saying she has a male roommate. WILD how he danced around the roommate gender issue, son was smooth with the pronoun game. Where is your roommate, "they" around here somewhere. SMH. Not 1 but TWO female roommates. My guy he knows he should of said something unless he knocked them both down.
Michael really that short, wasn't expecting that. Pastor like 6'1 or something? Let me find out Michael out here verbally abusive.
Steve & Noi
Man I get so tired of dog lovers and this new age they are part of the family BS. Treat that MOFO like a dog and keep it moving. Steve ain't really feeling that dog life, experts really need to put more emphasis on that topic. I am a dog person we had them my entire childhood, but not OD like that over a dog. The dog has a place in the house and sleeping in the bed with me, ain't it. Steve got that nice and simple spot for the 21st century vagabond. LOL. Steve got that rave lifestyle with the LED lights. Noi wild for being locked in on 3 kids. Having a special needs kid would cause me to stop at 1. DAMN 3. They require to much work and the planning for the future because they will always require someone. Easy fix Steve, after the second one get fixed.
Mark & Lindsey
Does Mark really have 90210 CD's. SMH. I get Mark not wanting to move out his place in trash bags, but if you have bed bugs you either have to fumigate then move or just move out in trash bags. Unsure if you can kill bed bugs with fumigation. Lindsey looking psycho with all those plants. I get the feeling Lindsey is into butt play based on that squatty potty talk. Wild Lindsey making it seem like Mark got multiple personalities. Wild Lindsey frustrated with Mark, never would have thought things would go that way. LOL.
Mark out bearing his soul and Lindsey is like grow a pair of balls and man of, dumb ***.
Olajuwon & Katina
Son so proud of his house and I can get that. Spot is kind of dated but as long as he is open to compromising they are good. Does he really have Hugs in the house because she drinking the blue one. Yeah he has old person style in his house, cabinets look old with that dark wood, no natural light because of that coffee drape. LMAO.
definitely didn't see that coming I thought for sure they were intimate a COUPLE of times. Son looking like Ryan right now, just getting topped off consistently.
She looking at him like bruh you better crush this TONIGHT!!
Chris & Alyssa
Chris out here doing his best Tom Cruise from Top Gun with that frisbee game. LMAO. MAGA Alyssa starting to come out of the woodwork. Alyssa really is an idiot really thinks she should get a medal for sticking around but having nothing to do with Chris. Pastor just in disbelief at how stupid her reasoning is. Chick came here for a sorority club, with married women that want to be with their husbands.