Glad to see this thread bumped. Just got to the recommitment episode of S10. This season has really delivered.
Zach clearly isn’t with the ****s AT ALL. He’s a more open scumbag than Matt. He doesn’t try to hide the fact that he doesn’t give dambs or even make the promises. Producers expected him to move-in after the honeymoon and he hit them with the Chappelle “Nah man, I’m cool”
It literally defeats the purpose of marriage/the show. As
Master Zik
said, I suspect they’ll mandate moving in going forward. This Lindsay story line is OD too. Like how you gonna not feel Mindy...but think Lindsay is the goods? He is trash.
Not as trash as Michael, though. He’s the worst. First off, he looks like an out-of-shape, young James Harden.
Bruh said he got a car with low miles and was a yoga instructor only for us to find out that he’s pushing a hoopty and mopping floors. Dude tried to use a management shakeup as the reason for the mix-up
I’m not convinced he’s employed either and he certainly should take a fitness test to prove he should be around children. His obsession with breakfast is unhealthy too. His wife hates him and is visibly unenthused at the dining table and he’s breaking down the perfect amount of salt and pepper for eggs and asking how she likes her grits. ***** SHE DOESNT LIKE YOU! Ask about that
This shirt collar also really peeved me. Let me find out he’s lying about this trip to Jamaica
Brandon and Taylor are just a mess. Her friends tried to cape for her and say “He can’t handle a strong woman” which may be true but we don’t know because Taylor ain’t no strong woman, man
. It’s more along the lines that she needs a dude who isn’t going to tolerate her attitude, nonsense and shenanigans. I would have checked her *** EARLY but the juice may not be worth the squeeze on that one tbh.
Jessica/Austin are fanatstic IMO. Easily the best couple I’ve seen in S8-S10. If every couple was like them we wouldn’t have this show
Katie is bugging with the “WhY WoNt hE SaY I lOvE YoU iN 8 wEeKs” but at the same time her “dreaming” concerns hold weight. “I want to be a manager” or “I want to make XYZ” (pretty much Meka
) are dreams and relevant to a marriage. Building a tree house within a tree house or writing a Christmas Song? I can’t say I can get down with that but am open to other viewpoints.
EDIT: Pastor Cal has the GOAT Reactions. Most of the time he doesn’t even need to say a word to get the point across. Dr. Pepper stays trying to sugarcoat **** but Cal comes through guns blazing