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I've been so wrapped up with Baseball and Football coming back, haven't started focusing on NCAAF...is there a clear cut favorite this year? and how will the shuffling of teams in new divisions upset the apple cart this year?
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I've been so wrapped up with Baseball and Football coming back, haven't started focusing on NCAAF...is there a clear cut favorite this year? and how will the shuffling of teams in new divisions upset the apple cart this year?
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@+#% you congratulating him for?
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@+#% you congratulating him for?
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Because those highly touted "Dual-threat" QB's have worked out so well for FSU....
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Because those highly touted "Dual-threat" QB's have worked out so well for FSU....
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you gonna hear next is Dameyune craig being hired by Saban. I knowwwwww he not having this
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[h1]LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY: FLORIDA GETS THEIR WILD BOYZ ON [/h1]
by Spencer Hall on Aug 3, 2011 12:53 PM EDT
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1. Suck it in. Suck it in. Suck it in. Jesus, just take the damn picture already. I'm a lineman. This ain't cool. We're not supposed to ever take our shirts off ever. Didn't Tennessee take some picture like this a few years ago OH %##+ [click] DAMMIT---
2. Just realized what a bad idea this was.
3. There is no greater differential between different ethnicities' impact on headgear and its interpretation than the bandana-as-headcover. On black guys, it implies the obvious: you are Ray Lewis, or one of his avatars fresh from prison and ready to whip some %$@ and kill people with a mere flex of your mean-mugging muscles. On white guys, however, it turns you into any one of a horrifying panoply of unrelated people: alligator wrestler and part-time meth dealer, overly earnest camp counselor, backalley dentist, Fred Durst or exurban Durstian strip-mall sex offenders, or middle-aged man who has become a "biker" in a desperate attempt to stave off the old age, or homeless person. This list includes every type of man you will ever meet in Florida. This is not a coincidence.
The bandana turns every Hispanic man into Gerardo, a 1990s gang film extra, mad artist, Zach De La Rocha, or a construction worker. You can't even picture what it looks like on an Asian man, because no Asian man has ever worn a bandana, and indeed may be unable to wear one. It might just fly off their head, repelled by some kind of skull/fabric antimagnetism unique to Asians. Native Americans look just fine in bandanas, though. This is because you are racist, and cannot respond because we just called you racist and therefore win automatically. #internet!
Compare this to the singular implication across all races of wearing a baby fedora: that you are a #+$#%%+#@, and have terrible taste in hats.
4. This is terrible jewelry. In fact, I think this is just some chainlink. I hope you didn't pay for this, because you can buy it at Lowe's for like nothing, man. At least hang some charms from it or something. Gussy it up, man. It's 2011. Ornament is everything this season. Yes, I AM the Anna Wintour of Alachua County, #%##$.
5. Hey buddy! We love that he just wandered into the picture, didn't flex, and is so damn friendly and approachable. He could be on the cover of Non-Threatening Adolescent Boy, Lisa Simpson!
6. Is accidentally walking through picture, and like #2 just realized what happened.
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[h1]LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY: FLORIDA GETS THEIR WILD BOYZ ON [/h1]
by Spencer Hall on Aug 3, 2011 12:53 PM EDT
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1. Suck it in. Suck it in. Suck it in. Jesus, just take the damn picture already. I'm a lineman. This ain't cool. We're not supposed to ever take our shirts off ever. Didn't Tennessee take some picture like this a few years ago OH %##+ [click] DAMMIT---
2. Just realized what a bad idea this was.
3. There is no greater differential between different ethnicities' impact on headgear and its interpretation than the bandana-as-headcover. On black guys, it implies the obvious: you are Ray Lewis, or one of his avatars fresh from prison and ready to whip some %$@ and kill people with a mere flex of your mean-mugging muscles. On white guys, however, it turns you into any one of a horrifying panoply of unrelated people: alligator wrestler and part-time meth dealer, overly earnest camp counselor, backalley dentist, Fred Durst or exurban Durstian strip-mall sex offenders, or middle-aged man who has become a "biker" in a desperate attempt to stave off the old age, or homeless person. This list includes every type of man you will ever meet in Florida. This is not a coincidence.
The bandana turns every Hispanic man into Gerardo, a 1990s gang film extra, mad artist, Zach De La Rocha, or a construction worker. You can't even picture what it looks like on an Asian man, because no Asian man has ever worn a bandana, and indeed may be unable to wear one. It might just fly off their head, repelled by some kind of skull/fabric antimagnetism unique to Asians. Native Americans look just fine in bandanas, though. This is because you are racist, and cannot respond because we just called you racist and therefore win automatically. #internet!
Compare this to the singular implication across all races of wearing a baby fedora: that you are a #+$#%%+#@, and have terrible taste in hats.
4. This is terrible jewelry. In fact, I think this is just some chainlink. I hope you didn't pay for this, because you can buy it at Lowe's for like nothing, man. At least hang some charms from it or something. Gussy it up, man. It's 2011. Ornament is everything this season. Yes, I AM the Anna Wintour of Alachua County, #%##$.
5. Hey buddy! We love that he just wandered into the picture, didn't flex, and is so damn friendly and approachable. He could be on the cover of Non-Threatening Adolescent Boy, Lisa Simpson!
6. Is accidentally walking through picture, and like #2 just realized what happened.
dljhfldshfldsf
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dljhfldshfldsfOriginally Posted by dreClark
[h1]LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY: FLORIDA GETS THEIR WILD BOYZ ON [/h1]
by Spencer Hall on Aug 3, 2011 12:53 PM EDT
Tweet
1. Suck it in. Suck it in. Suck it in. Jesus, just take the damn picture already. I'm a lineman. This ain't cool. We're not supposed to ever take our shirts off ever. Didn't Tennessee take some picture like this a few years ago OH %##+ [click] DAMMIT---
2. Just realized what a bad idea this was.
3. There is no greater differential between different ethnicities' impact on headgear and its interpretation than the bandana-as-headcover. On black guys, it implies the obvious: you are Ray Lewis, or one of his avatars fresh from prison and ready to whip some %$@ and kill people with a mere flex of your mean-mugging muscles. On white guys, however, it turns you into any one of a horrifying panoply of unrelated people: alligator wrestler and part-time meth dealer, overly earnest camp counselor, backalley dentist, Fred Durst or exurban Durstian strip-mall sex offenders, or middle-aged man who has become a "biker" in a desperate attempt to stave off the old age, or homeless person. This list includes every type of man you will ever meet in Florida. This is not a coincidence.
The bandana turns every Hispanic man into Gerardo, a 1990s gang film extra, mad artist, Zach De La Rocha, or a construction worker. You can't even picture what it looks like on an Asian man, because no Asian man has ever worn a bandana, and indeed may be unable to wear one. It might just fly off their head, repelled by some kind of skull/fabric antimagnetism unique to Asians. Native Americans look just fine in bandanas, though. This is because you are racist, and cannot respond because we just called you racist and therefore win automatically. #internet!
Compare this to the singular implication across all races of wearing a baby fedora: that you are a #+$#%%+#@, and have terrible taste in hats.
4. This is terrible jewelry. In fact, I think this is just some chainlink. I hope you didn't pay for this, because you can buy it at Lowe's for like nothing, man. At least hang some charms from it or something. Gussy it up, man. It's 2011. Ornament is everything this season. Yes, I AM the Anna Wintour of Alachua County, #%##$.
5. Hey buddy! We love that he just wandered into the picture, didn't flex, and is so damn friendly and approachable. He could be on the cover of Non-Threatening Adolescent Boy, Lisa Simpson!
6. Is accidentally walking through picture, and like #2 just realized what happened.
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dljhfldshfldsfOriginally Posted by dreClark
[h1]LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY: FLORIDA GETS THEIR WILD BOYZ ON [/h1]
by Spencer Hall on Aug 3, 2011 12:53 PM EDT
Tweet
1. Suck it in. Suck it in. Suck it in. Jesus, just take the damn picture already. I'm a lineman. This ain't cool. We're not supposed to ever take our shirts off ever. Didn't Tennessee take some picture like this a few years ago OH %##+ [click] DAMMIT---
2. Just realized what a bad idea this was.
3. There is no greater differential between different ethnicities' impact on headgear and its interpretation than the bandana-as-headcover. On black guys, it implies the obvious: you are Ray Lewis, or one of his avatars fresh from prison and ready to whip some %$@ and kill people with a mere flex of your mean-mugging muscles. On white guys, however, it turns you into any one of a horrifying panoply of unrelated people: alligator wrestler and part-time meth dealer, overly earnest camp counselor, backalley dentist, Fred Durst or exurban Durstian strip-mall sex offenders, or middle-aged man who has become a "biker" in a desperate attempt to stave off the old age, or homeless person. This list includes every type of man you will ever meet in Florida. This is not a coincidence.
The bandana turns every Hispanic man into Gerardo, a 1990s gang film extra, mad artist, Zach De La Rocha, or a construction worker. You can't even picture what it looks like on an Asian man, because no Asian man has ever worn a bandana, and indeed may be unable to wear one. It might just fly off their head, repelled by some kind of skull/fabric antimagnetism unique to Asians. Native Americans look just fine in bandanas, though. This is because you are racist, and cannot respond because we just called you racist and therefore win automatically. #internet!
Compare this to the singular implication across all races of wearing a baby fedora: that you are a #+$#%%+#@, and have terrible taste in hats.
4. This is terrible jewelry. In fact, I think this is just some chainlink. I hope you didn't pay for this, because you can buy it at Lowe's for like nothing, man. At least hang some charms from it or something. Gussy it up, man. It's 2011. Ornament is everything this season. Yes, I AM the Anna Wintour of Alachua County, #%##$.
5. Hey buddy! We love that he just wandered into the picture, didn't flex, and is so damn friendly and approachable. He could be on the cover of Non-Threatening Adolescent Boy, Lisa Simpson!
6. Is accidentally walking through picture, and like #2 just realized what happened.
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Watching this Nike 7ON right now...how big is this dude Derrick Henry gonna be? 6'3" 232 as a RISING junior RB? By the time he gets to UGA, he might be close to 250...Brandon Jacobs 2.0??
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Watching this Nike 7ON right now...how big is this dude Derrick Henry gonna be? 6'3" 232 as a RISING junior RB? By the time he gets to UGA, he might be close to 250...Brandon Jacobs 2.0??
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Originally Posted by DoubleJs07
Watching this Nike 7ON right now...how big is this dude Derrick Henry gonna be? 6'3" 232 as a RISING junior RB? By the time he gets to UGA, he might be close to 250...Brandon Jacobs 2.0??
Where
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Originally Posted by DoubleJs07
Watching this Nike 7ON right now...how big is this dude Derrick Henry gonna be? 6'3" 232 as a RISING junior RB? By the time he gets to UGA, he might be close to 250...Brandon Jacobs 2.0??
Where
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Originally Posted by 10508 Cardo Jr Ln
Originally Posted by DoubleJs07
Watching this Nike 7ON right now...how big is this dude Derrick Henry gonna be? 6'3" 232 as a RISING junior RB? By the time he gets to UGA, he might be close to 250...Brandon Jacobs 2.0??
Wherepm me link or somn
It was on ESPN....at 7pm...if I can find another listing or when they re-air it, I'll post up the details...
anyways...
This is your boy
