2021 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: Media Day...SHENANIGANS

[shuges]

I mean, I would expect someone who wasn’t even two years old when MJ played his last game for the Wizards to go with LeBron.

As well as playing for Detroit. Can't be a Piston kissing up to MJ.

 

[moonman818]

She’s disgusting for releasing this online tho

 

[Based Jesus]

"sorry idk know if you're into black guys" just sounds game goofy and lame.

Imagine apologizing to a white woman for anything

 

[s-blaze]

"sorry idk know if you're into black guys" just sounds game goofy and lame.

He is goofy and lame. And so is his game.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Fake.

 

[s-blaze]

She’s disgusting for releasing this online tho

This also. What you trying to accomplish? You not getting a check sis.

 

[Mister Meaner]

I figured awg was ****ing up the bag by putting son on blast.

Who is she?

 

[storm2006]

storm2006

Jae Crowder is 31 years old, worth 8-figures and he’s going at HER with that weak *** ****? She wouldn’t get a two-way contract on my roster even if I was in rebuilding mode. But I digress. Let us take a deeper dive.

1. He put himself at a deficit when he initiated an unsolicited conversation with “Hey Luv” and then he really lost when he told her that she had his attention. He told on himself because there is absolutely nothing attention grabbing about ole girl. Hell, she’d probably even tell you that. She knew he was looking for a smash n dash just one message and six words in without him even saying anything offensive.
2. After an abysmal first message this man follows up by asking for her snap with “plz” and two emojis at the end that are insinuating…she stay quiet about it? He won’t tell anybody? I don’t even know what those emojis mean in that context but that combined with the “luv” and famb is coming off Ted Bundy-ish.
3. Aight. Last message. 4th Quarter. Final chance. This is where you can put all your previous blunders behind you and still get a W. This ***** apologizes for his corny and creepy messages because he’s uncertain if she’s into black men or not?!?!

I am not even sure my most intense boot camp package could prepare him to get at white women. Women in general tbh. He came at a plain Jane like she was an IG thot. Asking for snaps. Saying “plz”. Apologizing because she may not be into men of your race. Ima send him a brochure to see if he wants to enlist. They might have to do a black re-make of Crazy, Stupid, Love with me and him because that was all bad

 

[pmatic]

Seems topical:

 

[tomdiginson]

He been in the league for years and still enamored by awg

Imagine apologizing and hyping up this Jim Gray in the face looking *** chick while being a millionaire ball player. What a disgrace.

 

[Based Jesus]

NBA players stay getting embarrassed by these AWG but we the ones that gotta keep hearing about it from black women

 

[lawdog1]

Seems topical:

Did they win that game?

 

[Maximus Meridius]

IG is filled with bad white chicks that's ready to get flown out by a NBA dude. He went at some housewife/soccer mom like she in the game.

 

[AEA18]

I figured awg was ****ing up the bag by putting son on blast.

Who is she?

Just a random chick. No idea how he even found her.

Looks like any blonde you can find on college campuses across the country.

 

[storm2006]

Imagine being fresh off an NBA Finals appearance and not just going at but getting turned down by an AWG who is willingly letting Connor, Wyatt and Tanner run trains on her in between games of Flip Cup in the Lambda Epsilon Omega game room

Couldn’t be me.

 

[Public Enemy]

That one kings player seemed like he was trying to empty the cooler to dump ice on bobby

 

[Moheezy]

Wait..so the trainer is training Rondo, Bledsoe AND Simmons? Dude has his hands full this summer

 

[djkona]

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

lmao at this and the thought of dramatic drawings of the first mid season tournament cup

 

[reconic supreme]

Dynasty.

 

[Air Pope]

Summer League legends

 

[Air Pope]

Imagine being fresh off an NBA Finals appearance and not just going at but getting turned down by an AWG who is willingly letting Connor, Wyatt and Tanner run trains on her in between games of Flip Cup in the Lambda Epsilon Omega game room

Couldn’t be me.

It feels like you’re way too experienced in all of this

 

[pums]

Davion Mitchell really won two chips in the same year.

 

[storm2006]

It feels like you’re way too experienced in all of this

 

[Peep Game]

Crowder sounded like he was 15