What’s your most TRASH move as a human?

[calibeebee]

When I was 19 my parents asked me to watch their house for a week while they were on vacation.

I had to feed their cat and literally just make sure they didn’t get robbed. Well I met this rich girl at that same time and I stayed at her house pretty much the entire time and smashed.

I was at my parents house the day they left, put a crap ton of cat food in its dish outside. It would come and go as it pleased but they also said to put some food in its dish inside this side room of the house that had a cat door. In case some animals got to his food. Brought the cat in showed it the food inside and peaced out. Didn’t come back until the day they were supposed to get back.

When I come back to check on the house after a week This dudes outside dish was still stuffed full as the day I left. Then a sickening feeling hit me.....


I forgot parents boarded up that back room and were flea bombing it and they told me I had to leave the front part open so he could get out. I go in there and homie was stiff as a board, dead as a door nail. lil food dish and water bone dry. I left him locked up on accident.

I didn’t want my parents to know I killed their cat so I threw his dead body in the trash and put a full trash bag on top. Told them he never ate any of his food outside and I didn’t see him all week. They never knew I was clappin cheeks all week.

Anyways that’s prob my most trash move in life. What’s yours?

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

Sold Crack to my auntie

 

[nawghtyhare]

some stuff should just be kept to urself
dont snitch on urself
to a bunch of strangers

 

[SC kid]

When I was 19 my parents asked me to watch their house for a week while they were on vacation.

I had to feed their cat and literally just make sure they didn’t get robbed. Well I met this rich girl at that same time and I stayed at her house pretty much the entire time and smashed.

I was at my parents house the day they left, put a crap ton of cat food in its dish outside. It would come and go as it pleased but they also said to put some food in its dish inside this side room of the house that had a cat door. In case some animals got to his food. Brought the cat in showed it the food inside and peaced out. Didn’t come back until the day they were supposed to get back.

When I come back to check on the house after a week This dudes outside dish was still stuffed full as the day I left. Then a sickening feeling hit me.....


I forgot parents boarded up that back room and were flea bombing it and they told me I had to leave the front part open so he could get out. I go in there and homie was stiff as a board, dead as a door nail. lil food dish and water bone dry. I left him locked up on accident.

I didn’t want my parents to know I killed their cat so I threw his dead body in the trash and put a full trash bag on top. Told them he never ate any of his food outside and I didn’t see him all week. They never knew I was clappin cheeks all week.

Anyways that’s prob my most trash move in life. What’s yours?

Terrible way for a pet to die
Then you threw him in the trash

Did u tell your parents he ran away.
How long had they had him.
You didn't go back once in that week

 

[getback]

Damn you did that cat worse than Gaylord Focker did Jynxie.

 

[alchemist iq]

I know DCAllAfrican looking at you with the fire In his eyes.....
Like...

"Cat killer!!!"

 

[calibeebee]

Terrible way for a pet to die
Then you threw him in the trash

Did u tell your parents he ran away.
How long had they had him.
You didn't go back once in that week

Yeah i said he ran away. They said yeah he was probably distraught from them leaving him. They had him for 6 or 7 years. I only showed up the day they left and the earlier the day they were supposed to come back


Ps who was dude who killed his neighbors cat and posted a pic here on NT? RIP mr gigglesworth

 

[kingkoopa]

I pulled a kick door on someone who considered me a friend.

We got hella yambs together back in the day too.

**** I robbed with him too.

I was not **** from 16-27

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

When I was 19 my parents asked me to watch their house for a week while they were on vacation.

I had to feed their cat and literally just make sure they didn’t get robbed. Well I met this rich girl at that same time and I stayed at her house pretty much the entire time and smashed.

I was at my parents house the day they left, put a crap ton of cat food in its dish outside. It would come and go as it pleased but they also said to put some food in its dish inside this side room of the house that had a cat door. In case some animals got to his food. Brought the cat in showed it the food inside and peaced out. Didn’t come back until the day they were supposed to get back.

When I come back to check on the house after a week This dudes outside dish was still stuffed full as the day I left. Then a sickening feeling hit me.....


I forgot parents boarded up that back room and were flea bombing it and they told me I had to leave the front part open so he could get out. I go in there and homie was stiff as a board, dead as a door nail. lil food dish and water bone dry. I left him locked up on accident.

I didn’t want my parents to know I killed their cat so I threw his dead body in the trash and put a full trash bag on top. Told them he never ate any of his food outside and I didn’t see him all week. They never knew I was clappin cheeks all week.

Anyways that’s prob my most trash move in life. What’s yours?

 

[getback]

Ps who was dude who killed his neighbors cat and posted a pic here on NT? RIP mr gigglesworth

He's probably responsible for a string of murdered prostitutes somewhere.

That's some Jeffrey Dahmer sh*t.

 

[nawghtyhare]

I pulled a kick door on someone who considered me a friend.

We got hella yambs together back in the day too.

**** I robbed with him too.

I was not **** from 16-27

damn
was there a reason
i cant judge
im a ****** up individual
but i try to live by a code

 

[kingkoopa]

damn
was there a reason

Nah, young ****. We needed money and thought he was lick.

All we got was a bunch of fake jewelry, some jerseys, a boom box and a game system (not sure which one it was).

 

[nawghtyhare]

Nah, young ****. We needed money and thought he was lick.

All we got was a bunch of fake jewelry, some jerseys, a boom box and a game system (not sure which one it was).

did he come to u after and say what happened to him

 

[servechilled81]

damn this made me sad and I hate cats

 

[kingkoopa]

did he come to u after and say what happened to him

Nah the kicker is he was beefing with someone at the time, pulled up on him and got washed outside the mall.

Lol man I was not ****.

 

[sooperhooper]

op story is mad foul. son put cat over the family cat.
this thread might be good.
i remember one like this from the early 2000's and cats started putting extremely foul stuff, like running train (raping) a girl that was passed out
It just became a bunch of humble bragging towards the end.

 

[marikomorose]

Let some harlot suck me off while on the phone w/ what i assume was her boyfriend. In my defense though, she picked up the call half way into her going to town. I've never felt so good and bad about myself, especially since sh*t like that is how my grandfather got killed.

Edit: I was either 16 or 17 at the time.

 

[blakep267]

Smashed a chick and when she left the room I stole like $60 from her bag.

 

[getback]

 

[finessence]

Pet Cemetery looking ahhh

 

[Master Zik]

@ scumbag cat killing calibeebee

 

[RUSSIAN CREAM]

some stuff should just be kept to urself
dont snitch on urself
to a bunch of strangers

I would participate but every time I try to keep it real with y’all ****** y’all judge and try to make it seem like I’m some ****** up individual...I’ll sit this one out because ALL this **** is light so far

 

[nawghtyhare]

I would participate but every time I try to keep it real with y’all *****s y’all judge and try to make it seem like I’m some ****ed up individual...I’ll sit this one out because ALL this **** is light so far

the stuff is SUPER light
but no need to try outdo anyone in the thread

 

[agentorange]

Smashed a chick and when she left the room I stole like $60 from her bag.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

When I was 19 my parents asked me to watch their house for a week while they were on vacation.

I had to feed their cat and literally just make sure they didn’t get robbed. Well I met this rich girl at that same time and I stayed at her house pretty much the entire time and smashed.

I was at my parents house the day they left, put a crap ton of cat food in its dish outside. It would come and go as it pleased but they also said to put some food in its dish inside this side room of the house that had a cat door. In case some animals got to his food. Brought the cat in showed it the food inside and peaced out. Didn’t come back until the day they were supposed to get back.

When I come back to check on the house after a week This dudes outside dish was still stuffed full as the day I left. Then a sickening feeling hit me.....


I forgot parents boarded up that back room and were flea bombing it and they told me I had to leave the front part open so he could get out. I go in there and homie was stiff as a board, dead as a door nail. lil food dish and water bone dry. I left him locked up on accident.

I didn’t want my parents to know I killed their cat so I threw his dead body in the trash and put a full trash bag on top. Told them he never ate any of his food outside and I didn’t see him all week. They never knew I was clappin cheeks all week.

Anyways that’s prob my most trash move in life. What’s yours?

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