Admit something embarrassing about yourself

[wildout4]

Originally Posted by BostonThreeParty

this was when i was 10-11 mom caught me jerkin, but i closed the top of my laptop but the audio kept playing

 

[djprestige21]

I'll cuss real loud sometimes when I die in MW2

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by CallHimAR

Originally Posted by socluis90

Originally Posted by J23S

Bought a hoodrat those white/wheat 13s and I never smashed

took a girl to a laker game, never smashed

Took a girl to a Yankee game, AND bought her an iPod, and didn't smash.


I win.



Well....lose.

Bought my girl juicy bag, juicy bracelet, coach shoes and Uggs and have yet to smash, I win / lose

 

[brilliant overlord]

I like to watch Wizards of Waverly Place on the Disney Channel.

 

[r0yalty]

Originally Posted by sherwin100s

Originally Posted by seniosoul

i bought all xzibit cds back in the day

Xzibit is ligit dude

Hope I become ligit one day

 

[jbsb1989]

-When my Ex went off to school I teared up
-Im afraid of death

 

[queencitysneakerqueen]

I can't sleep unless my dog is right next to me

 

[mcflyyy]

my ex had me watching laguna beach/the hills, tyra, america's next top model and the bad girls club religiously. it's not like she forced me but i wasjust so used to watching them when she was around that i caught myself watching them when she wasn't around. and now that she's gone, i still watchtyra and bad girls club on the regular.

a couple months ago (i'm 18 btw), i drank a little too much water before going to bed and ended up peeing the bed for the first time in over 10 years.luckily, my urine is clear and never really has a smell because of water so it was all good.

i have OCD to the point that if something is a little bit out of place, it completely takes my attention. i can't even go to bed if something is out ofplace in my room.. i'll just sit there in the dark, contemplating whether or not i should get up and fix it. then i end up fixing it.

i've eaten two girls out without smashing. one was before i lost my virginity and one was after. no excuses but the second one wasn't supposed to turnout like that but whatever.

in junior high, i used to go on what i'd call "dirty streaks," where i wouldn't shower for 4 or 5 days at a time. i actually got the ideafrom ozzy osbourne's son on their show, where he said he was going to see how long he could go without a shower. i used to just submerge myself in axe andi thought i was doing it..

i begged my mother to let me buy a limp bizkit cassette from wal-mart back when i was like 8 years old. i don't even like those cornballs but i loved that"rollin'" joint. i also asked my cousin to buy me kurupt's cd because of the "it's over" single that i liked and he just hit mewith that cam "_ please" face.

i relate to aaliyah's music just as much as i relate to the hardest rap %%+@ out there.. i literally ride around at night, aimlessly, playing aaliyah andsinging along.

that's all for now.

 

[Thats My Word]

I used to watch project runway.

edit -

Originally Posted by memphisboi55

When i go take a dump, i take my laptop with me and surf the net.

Doing this right now.

 

[Shanegerous]

This thread is pure comedy.

 

[streetsmarts]

I DATED A FAKE via aim for a couple months the girl it actually was this horrid creature witch i later realized was after myspace investigating got me for 50bucks worth of tmobile minute got head from the beast tho

 

[marlsj]

Originally Posted by derrty6232

Originally Posted by memphisboi55

When i go take a dump, i take my laptop with me and surf the net.

Doing this right now.

Some things are better left unsaid.

 

[DonRafa]

Originally Posted by hellaones

-never had a bbbj

My condolences.



-When I was a valet I used take pieces of gum from peoples cars.

 

[lo deini the great]

Originally Posted by McFlyyy

i have OCD to the point that if something is a little bit out of place, it completely takes my attention. i can't even go to bed if something is out of place in my room.. i'll just sit there in the dark, contemplating whether or not i should get up and fix it. then i end up fixing it.

Me too. I took me damn near 30 mins. to get in bed last night because I kept checking if the outside door was locked.

 

[darth dnzy]

--I watch Veronica Mars. Kristin Bell though..

--I have the Imperial March ringtone for when mom or boss calls.
--I find alot of chick flicks entertaining.

 

[kidjs5]

i'll share later

 

[alandutch]

Fapped in Math class in 6th grade
Bust one in my sweatpants

dry humping some girl before a doctorsappointment..didnt even get to change my undies
a victim of the "myspace angles" How in the hell you got stretchmarks on your neck though?

hickies tasted like melted tootsie rolls
I get hype after those dumps where you wipe and nothings on the toilet paper

 

[katiejade4]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Originally Posted by KatieJade4

I use to be one of those annoying drunk teens that got completely trashed and made out with other wasted girls.

What happened, you turned 20?

I kiss and cuddle with my JO's

No, I found that once you graduate HS, its not too cool to do anymore

But more power to you.

 

[venom lyrix]

I religiously watch One Tree Hill

 

[bigtomgetsgwap]

I had dream I was taking a piss and I actully did take a lil piss in my bed

....and yes this was very recent

 

[limitedretroog]

Originally Posted by AlanDutch

Fapped in Math class in 6th grade
Bust one in my sweatpants

dry humping some girl before a doctors appointment..didnt even get to change my undies

Originally Posted by bigtomgetsgwap

I had dream I was taking a piss and I actully did take a lil piss in my bed

....and yes this was very recent

...

 

[aljayz863]

My car broke down in the middle of the road as I took a girl on a date, I had to tell her to push the car.

 

[DeadsetAce]

Originally Posted by KatieJade4

No, I found that once you graduate HS, its not too cool to do anymore

lies....

 

[food4thgt]

Originally Posted by bigtomgetsgwap

I had dream I was taking a piss and I actully did take a lil piss in my bed

....and yes this was very recent

That happened to me a few years back....I was dreaming that I was fighting someone and then told them to hold on while I went to take a piss..

woke up with a warm stomach and was pissed...literally

 

[abstractability]

speaking of piss. after a night out on the bars, we went back to the house and passed out.. woke up to go pee but instead of peeing in the toilet. I pee'dall over the sofa couch... with 3 of the homies sleeping on it... it was a major fail.

oh, i get excited when the rpg pokemon games release. those games are/were fun