[h1]NegroIsh: Don’t Do It.[/h1]
Posted by Guest Blogger on December 14, 2010 - 29 Comments
Guest Posts
**Today we have a guest post from a dear friend that’s caused riotous laughter in g-chat boxes and long car rides. We’d like to introduce you to Afrikyn. Make sure you follow her on twitter. Slim is up tomorrow.**
Drink specials until 11 and it's 10:59.
It’s Saturday night at 12:30 in Anytown, USA and Keisha, Nicky, and Taronda are dressed to the nines in their cocktail dresses and stilettos ready to party. They roll over to Club Prego and join the line that winds halfway down the block and is advancing at the rate of not at all. Fast forward two hours and the trio finally gets inside, checks their coats at the mandatory coat check, and fights their way to the bar to get something to drink to help them ignore the fact that their feet are already hurting. They sip on their overpriced, watered down drinks while two stepping and giving other groups of women the
This is not to say that they are hoodrats. In fact, they are exactly the opposite. They’re college graduates with good paying jobs. They stayed in that line because they left home with tunnel vision. They got an email from Joe Party Promoter on Wednesday, RSVP’d to the party, and added that party to their clipboard of events for the weekend. They joined that line and fully committed to going to THAT club. Once they got inside, their tunnel vision kept them focused on the people in Club Prego feeling like everyone who was anyone out partying tonight would eventually make their way there since Joe Party Promoter put this shindig together.
Interestingly, they could not be more wrong. Afrikyn, Amerkyn, and Caucasyan actually got down to Club Prego at 12:30 as well. They took one look at the line and kept walking. By the time the original trio was able to sprinkle their parched throats with their first $15 drink at Club Prego, the international trio was 3 cocktails and 2 shots in at Club Other Options across the street and having a f*cking ball. Keisha, Nicky, and Taronda could have avoided their lackluster evening if they had recognized the flashing “OH ++#* #NegroIsh AHEAD!!!
[h1]NegroIsh: Don’t Do It.[/h1]
Posted by Guest Blogger on December 14, 2010 - 29 Comments
Guest Posts
**Today we have a guest post from a dear friend that’s caused riotous laughter in g-chat boxes and long car rides. We’d like to introduce you to Afrikyn. Make sure you follow her on twitter. Slim is up tomorrow.**
Drink specials until 11 and it's 10:59.
It’s Saturday night at 12:30 in Anytown, USA and Keisha, Nicky, and Taronda are dressed to the nines in their cocktail dresses and stilettos ready to party. They roll over to Club Prego and join the line that winds halfway down the block and is advancing at the rate of not at all. Fast forward two hours and the trio finally gets inside, checks their coats at the mandatory coat check, and fights their way to the bar to get something to drink to help them ignore the fact that their feet are already hurting. They sip on their overpriced, watered down drinks while two stepping and giving other groups of women the
This is not to say that they are hoodrats. In fact, they are exactly the opposite. They’re college graduates with good paying jobs. They stayed in that line because they left home with tunnel vision. They got an email from Joe Party Promoter on Wednesday, RSVP’d to the party, and added that party to their clipboard of events for the weekend. They joined that line and fully committed to going to THAT club. Once they got inside, their tunnel vision kept them focused on the people in Club Prego feeling like everyone who was anyone out partying tonight would eventually make their way there since Joe Party Promoter put this shindig together.
Interestingly, they could not be more wrong. Afrikyn, Amerkyn, and Caucasyan actually got down to Club Prego at 12:30 as well. They took one look at the line and kept walking. By the time the original trio was able to sprinkle their parched throats with their first $15 drink at Club Prego, the international trio was 3 cocktails and 2 shots in at Club Other Options across the street and having a f*cking ball. Keisha, Nicky, and Taronda could have avoided their lackluster evening if they had recognized the flashing “OH ++#* #NegroIsh AHEAD!!!
Originally Posted by Napoleon
[h1][/h1][h1]NegroIsh: Don’t Do It.[/h1]
Posted by Guest Blogger on December 14, 2010 - 29 Comments
Guest Posts
**Today we have a guest post from a dear friend that’s caused riotous laughter in g-chat boxes and long car rides. We’d like to introduce you to Afrikyn. Make sure you follow her on twitter. Slim is up tomorrow.**
Drink specials until 11 and it's 10:59.
#********* [emoji]8482[/emoji]
It’s Saturday night at 12:30 in Anytown, USA and Keisha, Nicky, and Taronda are dressed to the nines in their cocktail dresses and stilettos ready to party. They roll over to Club Prego and join the line that winds halfway down the block and is advancing at the rate of not at all. Fast forward two hours and the trio finally gets inside, checks their coats at the mandatory coat check, and fights their way to the bar to get something to drink to help them ignore the fact that their feet are already hurting. They sip on their overpriced, watered down drinks while two stepping and giving other groups of women the
This is not to say that they are hoodrats. In fact, they are exactly the opposite. They’re college graduates with good paying jobs. They stayed in that line because they left home with tunnel vision. They got an email from Joe Party Promoter on Wednesday, RSVP’d to the party, and added that party to their clipboard of events for the weekend. They joined that line and fully committed to going to THAT club. Once they got inside, their tunnel vision kept them focused on the people in Club Prego feeling like everyone who was anyone out partying tonight would eventually make their way there since Joe Party Promoter put this shindig together.
Interestingly, they could not be more wrong. Afrikyn, Amerkyn, and Caucasyan actually got down to Club Prego at 12:30 as well. They took one look at the line and kept walking. By the time the original trio was able to sprinkle their parched throats with their first $15 drink at Club Prego, the international trio was 3 cocktails and 2 shots in at Club Other Options across the street and having a f*cking ball. Keisha, Nicky, and Taronda could have avoided their lackluster evening if they had recognized the flashing “OH %*#@ #NegroIsh AHEAD!!!
Originally Posted by Napoleon
[h1][/h1][h1]NegroIsh: Don’t Do It.[/h1]
Posted by Guest Blogger on December 14, 2010 - 29 Comments
Guest Posts
**Today we have a guest post from a dear friend that’s caused riotous laughter in g-chat boxes and long car rides. We’d like to introduce you to Afrikyn. Make sure you follow her on twitter. Slim is up tomorrow.**
Drink specials until 11 and it's 10:59.
#********* [emoji]8482[/emoji]
It’s Saturday night at 12:30 in Anytown, USA and Keisha, Nicky, and Taronda are dressed to the nines in their cocktail dresses and stilettos ready to party. They roll over to Club Prego and join the line that winds halfway down the block and is advancing at the rate of not at all. Fast forward two hours and the trio finally gets inside, checks their coats at the mandatory coat check, and fights their way to the bar to get something to drink to help them ignore the fact that their feet are already hurting. They sip on their overpriced, watered down drinks while two stepping and giving other groups of women the
This is not to say that they are hoodrats. In fact, they are exactly the opposite. They’re college graduates with good paying jobs. They stayed in that line because they left home with tunnel vision. They got an email from Joe Party Promoter on Wednesday, RSVP’d to the party, and added that party to their clipboard of events for the weekend. They joined that line and fully committed to going to THAT club. Once they got inside, their tunnel vision kept them focused on the people in Club Prego feeling like everyone who was anyone out partying tonight would eventually make their way there since Joe Party Promoter put this shindig together.
Interestingly, they could not be more wrong. Afrikyn, Amerkyn, and Caucasyan actually got down to Club Prego at 12:30 as well. They took one look at the line and kept walking. By the time the original trio was able to sprinkle their parched throats with their first $15 drink at Club Prego, the international trio was 3 cocktails and 2 shots in at Club Other Options across the street and having a f*cking ball. Keisha, Nicky, and Taronda could have avoided their lackluster evening if they had recognized the flashing “OH %*#@ #NegroIsh AHEAD!!!
