Bad Sex Vol. Lunch Bag Let Down

[crossisom]

Originally Posted by Hazeleyed Honey

I miss you... Cross.

Yeah, I know you would, my man Lince is my only simpin competitor, but it aint fun when there's no competition around, meaning him.

I'll still gladly go buy you ice cream at 4:52 in the morning before I go to work at 7 am though.

 

[dunkedinsauce]

Originally Posted by Keithahundred

Originally Posted by went248whee227

My this thread took a turn

Man this thread has took two turns left, a right down the avenue, and a left turn on the parkway

QFT.

But OP, he's probably just not that into you, cause he probably knows hes getting his, and he doesn't care what she thinks.

Just curious, do people from Toronto, CANADA really talk like they are hiphop heads from NY in 1993?
whenever i read your posts, i feel like im hearing Persia from the white rapper show

 

[im a helion]

Yeah, they goin hard on WG. I ain't lettin it happen though. Anybody that possesses a vagina is exempt fromscrunity in my eyes. These lames on here don't know how satisfyin to give a woman everything she wants and needs. They really should try to be like us,CROSS, don't you think?

Dima, I'll come around more just for you. You know how I adore you and all that jazz. Hell, I adore all thefemales here. If my arms were long enough, I'd hug all of ya'll at the same time.

 

[sharpiepoint]

It is what it is man. You have to accept and respect the females decision.

 

[superantigen]

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Yeah, they goin hard on WG. I ain't lettin it happen though. Anybody that possesses a vagina is exempt from scrunity in my eyes. These lames on here don't know how satisfyin to give a woman everything she wants and needs. They really should try to be like us, CROSS, don't you think?

Dima, I'll come around more just for you. You know how I adore you and all that jazz. Hell, I adore all the females here. If my arms were long enough, I'd hug all of ya'll at the same time.

"You disgust me..."

...

 

[crossisom]

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Yeah, they goin hard on WG. I ain't lettin it happen though. Anybody that possesses a vagina is exempt from scrunity in my eyes. These lames on here don't know how satisfyin to give a woman everything she wants and needs. They really should try to be like us, CROSS, don't you think?

Dima, I'll come around more just for you. You know how I adore you and all that jazz. Hell, I adore all the females here. If my arms were long enough, I'd hug all of ya'll at the same time.

I don't wanna add too much in her defense because I don't wanna get my feelings involved, but some of these dudes is tip-toein on theline. How dare they throw so many shots at such a ravishingly beautiful female?

And man, if they saw my inbox, they would be on their pathetic un-kneepadded knees askin me how I put in so much work.

and all that jazz
Damn dude, we got the same catch phrases and all that.

 

[nktran001]

Originally Posted by heLiumcLinton

well if that is a dude pretending to a girl I wanna know why pick those pics? cus that looks like a man anyway..

if I saw "Weekend Girl" walking down 125 & Lenox with the block before the hollering starts we'd all prb ask "is that a man?"...if you are and always have been a girl ya pops got some strong genes

Dude acting like the broad in his avy looking so "woman like".

 

[im a helion]

They just don't understand...we put our blood, sweat, and tears into making women worldwide feel wanted andappreciated, and these malnourished preteens try so hard to throw stones at our queens. I will not stand for it. Women are more precious than diamonds.They're invaluable. I'd give every cent in my bank account to make sure these women out here are taken care of. I love ya'll. <3

 

[keithahundred]

I swear we got about 20 subjects going in in this one thread, this is the general forum in one thread.

We got some dudes and a female saying they miss each other, and simpin( lame)


We got people firing more shots than a damn clint Eastwood dirty harry flick


Then we got folks talking about penis sizes


And to top it off WE DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS WEEKEND GIRL/ BOY what the hell

 

[DVMNXK]

Anybody that possesses a vagina is exempt from scrunity in my eyes.

 

[crossisom]

Originally Posted by Keithahundred

We got some dudes and a female saying they miss each other, and simpin( lame)

Don't try to sneak diss. I slave over a hot keyboard tryin to make sure these females get treated with the respect, love, and simping thatthey need to make sure they think as highly of themselves as possible. I got women on these intuhnets that would vouch fo that.

 

[sorkoram]

So in slaving over that hot keyboard .. do you get satisfaction?

no pun intended

people know I do my share of simpin but for EVERY female, they play the game better than most dudes,

I can't do that

 

[23mcpizzle23]

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

They just don't understand...we put our blood, sweat, and tears into making women worldwide feel wanted and appreciated, and these malnourished preteens try so hard to throw stones at our queens. I will not stand for it. Women are more precious than diamonds. They're invaluable. I'd give every cent in my bank account to make sure these women out here are taken care of. I love ya'll. <3

 

[coolnificent]

I'm still confused

 

[keithahundred]

Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Originally Posted by Keithahundred

We got some dudes and a female saying they miss each other, and simpin( lame)

Don't try to sneak diss. I slave over a hot keyboard tryin to make sure these females get treated with the respect, love, and simping that they need to make sure they think as highly of themselves as possible. I got women on these intuhnets that would vouch fo that.

So when you simpin on the Internet and stuff...... And you get the chick tell me do you wear protection when you stick your unit in your modem, because thereare alot of viruses out there simp

 

[hazeleyed honey]

Originally Posted by Keithahundred

I swear we got about 20 subjects going in in this one thread, this is the general forum in one thread.

We got some dudes and a female saying they miss each other, and simpin( lame)


We got people firing more shots than a damn clint Eastwood dirty harry flick


Then we got folks talking about penis sizes


And to top it off WE DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS WEEKEND GIRL/ BOY what the hell

You all take this simping too seriously. It's all jokes. Me saying I miss you back is not lame in the least and just expressing it in the samejoke simping tone they do.

Nothing is lamer than some bunch of uncivilized men who are disgruntled fiending for internet drama and trying to bash a girl on the internet withdisrespectful comments since they think bullying someone behind a computer screen gives some sense into their void life.

 

[executive76]

^^^How many?

 

[weekend girl]

Damn, this @!@! still goin' huh?

FTR

<- Proud owner of a vagina est. 1989

Ya'll continue with the squabbles/quarrels though.

 

[im a helion]

Tell em, baby. A lot of the +$!$ me and my fellow simp CROSS say goes right over their heads. They don'tunderstand, they can't step to this. They can't light a candle to this...and speaking of candles...how bout I light some in the bathroom, and I can rubyou down after a spin in my new bathtub/jacuzzi hybrid? You set my soul on fire, Hazel...I LOVE you baby. <3

at dudes really gettin mad at this simpin stuff.

The internet truly is serious business...up in here arguin about the gender of a person they'll never meet, but got the nerve to call ME lame? And to topit off, I'm joking. Ya'll lame as hell.

 

[crossisom]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

So in slaving over that hot keyboard .. do you get satisfaction?

no pun intended

people know I do my share of simpin but for EVERY female, they play the game better than most dudes,

I can't do that

It comes naturally, it's a way of life. When people ask, "CROSS, what kinda satisfaction do you get from simpin to these chicks?" Tothat I reply "as long as person is capable of cooking a meal, producing milk through their bodies, has a vagina, doesn't have male parts, and canproduce children, I will be a happy man."

Originally Posted by Keithahundred

So when you simpin on the Internet and stuff...... And you get the chick tell me do you wear protection when you stick your unit in your modem, because there are alot of viruses out there simp

I speak two languages, Simping and English, learn one or both.

 

[r31j23]

this is they most random thread ever 20 pages of pure buffoonery. hopenone of you get sniped

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

So in slaving over that hot keyboard .. do you get satisfaction?

no pun intended

people know I do my share of simpin but for EVERY female, they play the game better than most dudes,

I can't do that

It comes naturally, it's a way of life. When people ask, "CROSS, what kinda satisfaction do you get from simpin to these chicks?" To that I reply "as long as person is capable of cooking a meal, producing milk through their bodies, has a vagina, doesn't have male parts, and can produce children, I will be a happy man."

Man I'm just messing. Sig check

 

[fear the ibis]

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Anybody that possesses a vagina is exempt from scrunity in my eyes. These lames on here don't know how satisfyin to give a woman everything she wants and needs.

 

[im a helion]

Originally Posted by Weekend Girl

Damn, this @!@! still goin' huh?

FTR

<- Proud owner of a vagina est. 1989

Ya'll continue with the squabbles/quarrels though.

 

[im a helion]

Originally Posted by Fear The Ibis

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Anybody that possesses a vagina is exempt from scrunity in my eyes. These lames on here don't know how satisfyin to give a woman everything she wants and needs.

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