Best Eminem Verse?

Originally Posted by s0leFUNK

I ain't gonna eat, I ain't gonna sleep
Ain't gonna breathe, til I see, what I wanna see
And what I wanna see, is you go to sleep, in the dirt
Permanently, you just being hurt, this ain't gonna work
For me, it just wouldn't be, sufficient enough
Cuz we, are just gonna be, enemies
As long as we breathe, I don't ever see, either of us
Coming to terms, where we can agree
There ain't gonna be, no reason, speakin wit me
You speak on my seed, then me, no speakin Englais
So we gonna beef, and keep on beefin, unless
You're gonna agree, to meet with me in the flesh
And settle this face to face, and you're gonna see
A demon unleashed in me, that you've never seen
And you're gonna see, this gangsta pee on himself
I see you D-12, and thanks, but me need no help
Me do this one all by my lonely, I don't need fifteen of my homies
When I see you, I'm seeing you, me and you only
We never met, but best believe you gon' know me
When I'm this close, to see you exposed as phony
Come on, #@*%+, show me, pick me up, throw me
Lift me up, hold me, just like you told me
You was gonna do, that's what I thought, you're pitiful
I'm rid of you, all you, Ja, you'll get it too!
The build up, the delivery, the emotion. One of my favorite Em verses. + Hook


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[Verse 1:]
Sneakin' in through the back door - freaky MC's get ambushed
Rammed and squooshed slammed and pushed, crammed and mushed.
Then I'm movin' on down from the right to left,
So bite the meth or prepare to fiht to death
To jacked, attacked and cracked on two,
Smackin' through 'ril you're black and blue for actin' true!
I'm dreaded like a man whose hair is all stands,
Proof that I be sniffin' on aerosol cans.
I'm stompin'! I'm kickin'! I'm chokin'! I'm stampin' 'em
Clopin' 'em! Stcikin' and pokin' and clampin' 'em,
To electric chairs and tightenin' bolts
Hit 'em with frightening jolts of lightning bolts!
I'm zappin'! - Rappers, singers and daneers
Faster than you could snap your fingers for ransom.
Cancer is in the fleshm alive and breathin'
Survivin' by connivin and theivin,

[Chorus:]
Ready or ride! [scratches] Do it! [scratches]
Eat 'em up! [scratches] Do it! [scratches] [x4]

[Verse 2:]
I had a dream I was gettin' jacked by biters
It felt like I was bein attacked by spiders.
Developin' a fear of biterphobia
I'm holdin' a gas can and lighter over ya!
If I detect ya! - I'm a pulverize
Dissect your brain, diggin' in your skulls for lies,
And I'm a torture - with material iller
That a stark ravin' mad serial killer!
But I'm more dangerous - than a loaded chamber is
A major risk to a plagiarist!
So beware of the aira! A terror for horrible,
Will scare ya tomorrow is the airbone assault of rappers.
Hit the source to better my skills, I head for the border
And run Galloping Hills,
The choice is yours!
Cause now buddy's noises force me to scream 'til my voice is hoarse
Cause I'm sick of these jabber jaws and crap that grab at yours
And savage yours to bite like Labradors!
In the range of my double-barrel
And your like is in danger, trouble and peril!

[Chorus:]
Ready or ride! [scratches] Do it! [scratches]
Eat 'em up! [scratches] Do it! [scratches] [x4]

[Verse 3:]
I trample and stamp liars, likethey werr campfires,
Cause vampires right on my balls like clamp pliers.
And swing on my thingamajig
So I'm bringin' my nig Proof for backup when I sing at my gig.
Cause biters are fallin' head over heels
In love with every rhyme that I've said over reels,
That's how I became paranoid,
Chewin' my fingernails, pullin' my hair annoyed!
Cause every time you bit it was deliberate
So I'm forced to hit a little quicker with
An ultimatum! I assault and slayed 'em
With rhymes and it's ultimatum just to cultivate 'em!
Energetic and imaginative,
Pronouns and verbsm predicates and adjectives
Will reach out and grab ya, nine times outta ten
That's why I'm spilling one of a kind rhymes out a pen!
I literally went
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TheWindScar31 wrote:




[Verse 1:]
Sneakin' in through the back door - freaky MC's get ambushed
Rammed and squooshed slammed and pushed, crammed and mushed.
Then I'm movin' on down from the right to left,
So bite the meth or prepare to fiht to death
To jacked, attacked and cracked on two,
Smackin' through 'ril you're black and blue for actin' true!
I'm dreaded like a man whose hair is all stands,
Proof that I be sniffin' on aerosol cans.
I'm stompin'! I'm kickin'! I'm chokin'! I'm stampin' 'em
Clopin' 'em! Stcikin' and pokin' and clampin' 'em,
To electric chairs and tightenin' bolts
Hit 'em with frightening jolts of lightning bolts!
I'm zappin'! - Rappers, singers and daneers
Faster than you could snap your fingers for ransom.
Cancer is in the fleshm alive and breathin'
Survivin' by connivin and theivin,

[Chorus:]
Ready or ride! [scratches] Do it! [scratches]
Eat 'em up! [scratches] Do it! [scratches] [x4]

[Verse 2:]
I had a dream I was gettin' jacked by biters
It felt like I was bein attacked by spiders.
Developin' a fear of biterphobia
I'm holdin' a gas can and lighter over ya!
If I detect ya! - I'm a pulverize
Dissect your brain, diggin' in your skulls for lies,
And I'm a torture - with material iller
That a stark ravin' mad serial killer!
But I'm more dangerous - than a loaded chamber is
A major risk to a plagiarist!
So beware of the aira! A terror for horrible,
Will scare ya tomorrow is the airbone assault of rappers.
Hit the source to better my skills, I head for the border
And run Galloping Hills,
The choice is yours!
Cause now buddy's noises force me to scream 'til my voice is hoarse
Cause I'm sick of these jabber jaws and crap that grab at yours
And savage yours to bite like Labradors!
In the range of my double-barrel
And your like is in danger, trouble and peril!

[Chorus:]
Ready or ride! [scratches] Do it! [scratches]
Eat 'em up! [scratches] Do it! [scratches] [x4]

[Verse 3:]
I trample and stamp liars, likethey werr campfires,
Cause vampires right on my balls like clamp pliers.
And swing on my thingamajig
So I'm bringin' my nig Proof for backup when I sing at my gig.
Cause biters are fallin' head over heels
In love with every rhyme that I've said over reels,
That's how I became paranoid,
Chewin' my fingernails, pullin' my hair annoyed!
Cause every time you bit it was deliberate
So I'm forced to hit a little quicker with
An ultimatum! I assault and slayed 'em
With rhymes and it's ultimatum just to cultivate 'em!
Energetic and imaginative,
Pronouns and verbsm predicates and adjectives
Will reach out and grab ya, nine times outta ten
That's why I'm spilling one of a kind rhymes out a pen!
I literally went
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when I heard this finding out it was eminem.


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homie gotta natural skill for this just a uncanny raw ability for greatness but yets its unnatural *scratches head in awe*
but SMH at Em usin the word...nig....in this verse
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Dead Wrong and the 1st verse off "Kill You" but those are just what i thought off the top of my head imo..
 
Yo.. I'll %+$%@%.. I'll..
I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
you'll think I pulled the %+$%@% ground out from underneath you
(#+*#!!) I no %+$%@% Gee, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
+!$+ the planet, til spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
to fill it full of explosive gasses
and close it back with a lit match in it
while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh roll you and smoke the ashes




Em is one of the best lyricist with the best wordplay, flow, and delivery.
 
Originally Posted by NEIGHB0RH00D

Yo.. I'll %+$%@%.. I'll..
I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
you'll think I pulled the %+$%@% ground out from underneath you
(#+*#!!) I no %+$%@% Gee, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
+!$+ the planet, til spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
to fill it full of explosive gasses
and close it back with a lit match in it
while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh roll you and smoke the ashes




Em is one of the best lyricist with the best wordplay, flow, and delivery.
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Em's freestyles these days still go hard.

Back in the day was ON ANOTHER LEVEL though.
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Compose art like the ghost of Mozart
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I have no doubt in my mind that Eminem is a phenomenal poet. He follows all the rules.
I was bored so I just ran through Relapse again, and the 3rd verse on Underground is ridiculous.

Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming
To spit it back in abundance
Hit a +## with onions, then split a bag of funions
Mad at me, understandable, cannibal, shoot an animal
out of a cannon and have him catapult, add an adult
Captain of a cult, with an elite following
To turn halloween back to a trick or treat holiday
Have Michael Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers, replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40, stuck a sepository up his $+!
And made him tell me a story, gave Hannibal lector a %@@$#@' nectarine
And sat him in the %@@$#@' fruit and vegetables section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a %@@$#@' wiffle bag drew
Fought Freddy Krugar, and Edward Scissorhands too
Then came out with a little scratch, ooh
Looking like I got in a +%#*$++ pillow fight, with a triple fat goose
Insanity? can't it be vanity, where's the humanity
In havin' a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee
Straitjacket with 108 brackets
And a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut your %@@$#@' head off, and that's where you headed off to
Get it, headed off to? Medic, this headache's awful
this anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle
and this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco
 
As the world turns

"I don't get paid til the first of next month, but I was about to roll this next blunt,
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist"

Dude had me like
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its not fair
 
Originally Posted by Memp2Atl85

As the world turns

"I don't get paid til the first of next month, but I was about to roll this next blunt,
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist"

Dude had me like
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its not fair


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that song always makes me laugh.

especially at the end when hes hitting the girl with his *$%%
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