Bruh...Tyga....Hair Gains....Vol. Jamie Would Be Proud

[RustyShackleford]

Y do blacks care so much about hairlines

Receding hairlines are like systemic racism

Mostly blacks have the guts to have a honest conversation about it

And white folk care famb. Go look at how much money is spent on baldness treatments every year.

 

[getback]

As an aside, does anybody else notice in Ol boy's "glamour shot" that he is rocking a polo shirt under his sweater, with a damn tie? For that tacky infraction he deserves all of his follicular misgivings.

 

[Peep Game]

Hairline paranoia is a male thing

If you're a man and don't care about your hairline you probably don't bathe every day either

Don't bathe, don't wash your hands after using the restroom, and don't turn your blinkers on to signal smh

 

[Sir San Diego]

dont you date/have kids with a white jawn tho?

Who?

 

[dh1water]

Who?

you, no offense, just trying to understand where you coming from pause. 

 

[Sir San Diego]

What do my kids have to do with me being black? Where I'm coming from? As if my childhood, teenage years and adulthood were isolated from my people?

My gf is Spanish (looks Mexicana or Puerto Rican) my kids are with her cousin. Their mom is half white.

Not sure what you're getting at, but I wanna know for sure since you brought my kids into this.

 

[dh1water]

What do my kids have to do with me being black? Where I'm coming from? As if my childhood, teenage years and adulthood were isolated from my people?

My gf is Spanish (looks Mexicana or Puerto Rican) my kids are with her cousin. Their mom is half white.

Not sure what you're getting at, but I wanna know for sure since you brought my kids into this.

I could not care less about your kids, I was simply asking because you gave the stereotypical white, khakis, loafers, etc response.  But I was mistaken, so no worries. 

 

[wr]

I could not care less about your kids, I was simply asking because you gave the stereotypical white, khakis, loafers, etc response.  But I was mistaken, so no worries. 

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[dh1water]

which fade you wanna catch though cuh?

 

[wr]

Temeculah 2.0

 

[Sir San Diego]

We cool. Man I just didn't get what that was about. Don't let my light skin fool you. Dudes have tested since I was a kid so it's nothing new.

 

[Mark Antony]

Always somebody to cross the line and suck the fun out of things. The **** does the man's kids have to do with any of this?


Type to bring up starving kids in Africa at a party.

 

[dh1water]

Temeculah 2.0

it can be 1.0 for you...you in here gassing for nothing.  Your hairline bout to get pushed bacc too, no barber. 

 

[dh1water]

Always somebody to cross the line and suck the fun out of things. The **** does the man's kids have to do with any of this?


Type to bring up starving kids in Africa at a party.

33 pages and 1 post bothers you?  What line did I cross? Asked him a question, he responded. 

Type to bring up your receding line at a party 

 

[Mark Antony]

Yeah that's typically how it works. A post draws your attention, and you respond, length of thread being irrelevant. Did I do it wrong? If so I'll fall back like Poot's hairline.

 

[dh1water]

We cool. 

@Mark Antony   recede from my nuts like your hairline.  Otherwise run the fade...

 

[change the name Snyder]

sad this thread going down like dis

 

[wr]

it can be 1.0 for you...you in here gassing for nothing.  Your hairline bout to get pushed bacc too, no barber. 

You really should chill out.

 

[Mark Antony]

1 response, I must be heavy on your nuts.

 

[tomdiginson]

Chill out bruhs. Lets continue with the lols.

 

[lovehateself]

sad this thread going down like dis

Went from hairlines, to scalping each other.
Avy ironic

 

[doublemesh96]

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This ***** right here booyyyyy

**** is that?? Molasses??

 

[realshoemice]

Why do you care so much about what we care about? Go eat some quinoa and find a thread about khakis, loafers and the newest TDI Volkswagen.

I'm black tho

 

[Sir San Diego]

I'm black tho

Oh.

Well how is any of this roasting a new phenomenon to you? Or more accurately, why are you surprised by or acting as if this is not par for the course in our community? In my experience there are a few things that are automatic for a roast by black folks:

--hair struggles
--lack of rhythm
--trying too hard (to be stylish, funny, cute, etc.)

 

[doublemesh96]

Dudes really out here slathering they domes down with organic maple syrup