Cam'Ron > Jay-Z VOL. Post Funny Cam Lines

10 Homes, 8 whips
But the 8 Whips im bout to trade 4 a space ship
Call me Nasa Man inside Plasma fam
I gotta warrant
Im in orbit
Come after Cam

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I represent, where them killers at
145th and Broadway you get your head cracked
Get your legs snapped, arm trist, ribs cracked
Wig tapped, play fair day care kids napped
You think you real, well my posse is crazier
Your moms mobbin' and rapin' her, Saudi Arabia
I'm 89 and oh, Audi and eightiers
Beef in N-O I had to call No Limit up
Baby mack baby gat love the way the baby
Got my baby boo, cop the X5, that's a baby truck
Santana rollin' big, Jimmy in the Caddy
Dayton, Youngstown, Cleveland, Cincinnati
In the Double-O I represent the C-O
Please ho, Harlem World forty if that's me, yo
Clipse eleven or bricks get seven off
Snow so white only thing missin' is seven dwarfs


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I said $#$$# I did the bid wit' ya
Capiche, not Mona Lisa it's the big picture
Six scriptures, six blickers, grip triggers, strip #!%+@$
The Big Dipper, swig liquor, big liver
Now that you home watch the #%+$ differ, I dig $#$$#
Soon as a $#$$# whisper, believe we jiggin' Jigga
He Elton Brand in a barber chair, he'll get the Clippers

We gon' rock til the Range, Benz, and Porsches clutter
Garage, assorted colors
Yeah Crayola box, for that, payola doc
I'll lay you over a stroller with the strangest odor ock
Is it over not, huh, we immune to you
We shoot the wake up, striaght up and dead the funeral

I get cake in layers, not the Daily News
But when I flip, I make the papers, hate the mayor
I'm a gangsta, I f**k ma, go date a player
Man these dudes are fish market, straight fillet ya
Went to war with Kromo, then Pataki
Then Guilliani, then I went to North Cackalacky
What you gon' tell a mobster, cake was hella proper
No Petey Pablo when I saw them helicopters


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Mami was tight slim/ fat @##/ big T!!s/ i noticed the nice chin
i approacher her, slight grin, white timbs
number u can type in, said she dont like men
i just laugh ma, if we link we link,
you dont like men? me either, what a koinkidink


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Cam is my favorite rapper
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"Out mingalin', heard that I blingy-bling
But I run the circus like ring-a-ling
I'm the king of things, and your man he a _omo like jing-a-ling (jing-a-ling)
That's life, hit 'em with the pow-ping
Pow, pow, .45 load thing
Look wild thing, I do wild things, make China stretch like Yao Ming"
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Originally Posted by cquan05

Originally Posted by vezon

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"yellow diamonds in my ear call em lemon heads"
Was just playing this
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Lemonhead end up dead ice like Winnipeg, Gemstones Flinstones you can say I'm friends with Fred
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best cam line so far n dis thread
 
"birds flip a dozen , chicks is
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theysuckin
swallow my kids , go and kiss they cousin
guess they kissin cousins , Toya's kissin Muffin
worst than that they go home and kiss they husbands
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s disgustin, keep the chickens cluckin
keep the pidgeons buggin , this on my wrist is nothin"
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^^^happy u got that off your chest? any who...

now it's round one dun DING DING DING
cash CHING CHING CHING call me the BLING BLING KING
and I get fresh, !*@% yes, wrist blessed
necklace, reckless, look like a piss test (all yellow)
 
"Ma ya !+*@@ stink (ewwwww) it been under seas
here's a douche bag, hot rag, summers eve
yes a hot bath, run run run it please
you hummin jeez, through ya dungareez
dont maneuver there,
here's a souvenir,
washing set kit @+#@% for you pubic hairs
eat it, aint no losers here
ma tryin move a bear
wouldnt send my @+#@% down there thats with scuba gear"

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Y'all +@#%## is feeble born, feinds I keep the heaters onYou get the easle drawn, gettin' ya legal onChico, glock cocked, pop goes the weasel's goneDesert on my waist I get my eagle onPadico, e-hola, lethal lethal, ya peoples onDonde viva, La vida loca, pop up like nezels on 'emTriple x sex, yes that Vin Diesel form
 
Originally Posted by Mw2889

Yo sell you crack for a dub, it's a package of love (it's all love)
The car is far i'm at the bar, got my gat in the club
And my ratchet is snub, just for you acting a thug
You will get smacked with some bub, I got my mask and my gloves (shshh)
Yet we wylin' again (again) cops y'all dialin' em' in (what?)
Guns matching my jeans (whats that?) !!*% i'm just stylin' my friend
I better get squashed (why?)
When that cheddy is ready a medly and deadly all sorts that are petty and steady already get heavy and harsh
And and, I got them mamies screaming "dammit man"
Really dammit Cam, hand to hand to a Phantom tan (gotdamn)
The pan pan man, no man on land could jam with me (nope)
Damn fam a Jamboree, posse, danni's, and family (where we at?)
In front of the corner store, under the canopy
chick wanna stand with me, she gotta drink a a can of pee (here drink this)
Thats the pineapple soda, (whats this) this a pineapple Rover (what happened)
Don't sit on the hood, time after time I don't told ya'
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Shot the fifth, and then like a Piston, toss the Heat
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I'll post more l8er.

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With the right production, Cam could definitely be in the elite tier of rappers.

BTW...Purple Haze > Black Album
 
Why's everyone quoting post CHWM Cam like he wasn't spitting when he dropped? One of my all time fav Cam joints:

See the drug game was always the man's sport
That's what Cam thought so everyday I had a hundred grams bought
On the transport kept it inside the Jansport


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A real hooty game, we ain't care who we blame
%!$@ was all the same until Guili' came with a moody aim
You know the mayor $@@*#, a fight crime approach
Acting like a kind host but gettin time for a roach
A little indo
That's when yo, I said I'm messin with these bimbos
It's easier to pimp !%##, nowadays they simp %#%
It don't take much to make her
Just take her to a place where It's nice
Show her the ice and might give her a fake fur
Cause girls I control them classy
Old and sassy
Old and nasty
I ain't gonna front that $@@*# Gold he gassed me


He had us all gassed son!
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But now I'm flowin fastly, rollin jazzy
Just a while ago I was rollin badly
We was on the low wit Aggie
But now what have we
Range Ro' and Navy life size
My girl yo she slices pies
A benz is what my wife drives
You know Qeet' $@@*#
Executive thug
But she respects me and loves
Don't let your head meet her slug
Until she sprayed out and layed out
Ineffections of blood
A lil' thick chick that'll click quick
Do anything for the %%*! %%*!


You know what else that puzzles me?
I find this %!$@ a riddle
How come when you got a lot?
People say you got a little
Like they say you act a little funny
Cause you got a litte money
And you did a little song and
Made a little money
Oh, you know my favorite
Oh, you think you a little star
Cause you got a little fans and you drive a little car
I prove they all are liars
Saying that they got a fire
Hang em up on a barber wire
Yo, you think you got attire
To the point like Stoudamire
Yeah I'm a harsh $@@*#
That drink hard liquor
A six benz car getter
You know Digga
He ain't rich
He's a star figure
Platinum deep
Hangs with Jews
Chills up at their barmitzfah's
He loves the hooligans
Now we eat at houlihans's
Seen Ed Lover and Doctor Dre
We told them %**$$# Who the Man
Pulled the toast out on these %**$$# one time
And even Cuda ran
You know that I'm a skitzo
Who listens to calypso
But I'm quick though
And old school like Hungry Hungry Hippo
Ask my Queens !%!*+% how I get dough kiko
Now I beat up clicks, eat up chicks
Ask my man how I beat up %!$@
And when I'm out of work, I got to re-up quick
Every six the same pies, drink from Cris' to St. Ides
Every hit my bank rise, and no +!$@% I ain't high!
I've been hotter
Since I was in pampers hittin pinatas
You win nada
Come on I got put on by Mase and Big Poppa
So I'm glad you sat down
I ain't want Uncle Un to bring the gats down
He spat rounds, I heard that $@@*# clap towns
But me I never back down
My mother, she can sign that
I know you're thinkin' that It's bout that time
$@@*# I wanna rewind that
So go ahead and rewind it #!!@+$

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Originally Posted by Skip2MyLou23

You're wife? I call her old girl. Her head makes my toes curl

she said you love to hug up and play footsie/ she need a N with timb, gats and straight hoodies
 
doggy I seldom stunt, but got some pell 'em stunts
Call 'em dunts, tell them *!%* go sell them *****
Roll hella blunts, and I'm only gonna tell you once (No, No, No...)
So you should tell a friend, to tell a friend, to tell a *@@%$
Tele-a-thon, telescope, televise, can tell I'm rich
Cause I sell my bricks, call *!%* pultry chickens that smell like fish, *@@%$
You rockin' Dada Dot, me I keep a Prada box
Ak', gotta rock the rocks, now I got the rock of Roc's (Minimum)
And I cop a top, ak chop a glock, suede, beige, knock a knock
System in the drop of drops, get the mobstered mopped
Get the poppas popped, top a top, shot the pawn
Dog, they'll be shotters shot, I done shot a lot
Shot the nine, shot the rock, sure shot, shot for sure
But I'm secure, no security, killa keep glocks and fours
Plus blocks of raw, probably popped your %**$%
But I'm not for sure, *@@%$ wanna hop aboard
Hit up the docks and shores (No, No, No...)

HAHA CAMRON GILES IS THE SINGLE GREATEST MUSICIAN TO EVER LIVE
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