Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[jt air jt]

I wish I had the time to keep up with this...

Get 'eeeemmm

(Redman, How High) howlhowlhowlhowl (Redman, How High)

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by Lrrr

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

here is that crazy lezzie chick..She is kinda nice..

Should I take the chance in write her back?

Bring the little fella over and ill shoot the tip off with my gun you stupid son of a #@@%*.
Write me back one more time and im going to press charges. Im sure you know what that
is right? Like the time your daddy went away to jail and never came back.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well my mother only uses food stamps on Thursdays (

keep that a secret)
and well lesbians are evil, but this weenie will put the fear of God in yo #$$!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: becca

You are a %+%$@+# idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the meaning
of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman who ONLY desires the love
and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN. Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

work in progress
lol wow .
that was seriously the most creative pick up line i've ever heard .
thats why i decided to write back .

good job .

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

WRITE HER BACK ASAP

*edit-what the #!@* does she think you're going to get charged with

Shorty done lost her gawd damn mind

I swear she got that NTer type replies

 

[djmystery2003]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

here is that crazy lezzie chick..She is kinda nice..

Should I take the chance in write her back?

Bring the little fella over and ill shoot the tip off with my gun you stupid son of a #@@%*.
Write me back one more time and im going to press charges. Im sure you know what that
is right? Like the time your daddy went away to jail and never came back.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well my mother only uses food stamps on Thursdays (

keep that a secret)
and well lesbians are evil, but this weenie will put the fear of God in yo #$$!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: becca

You are a %+%$@+# idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the meaning
of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman who ONLY desires the love
and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN. Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

work in progress
lol wow .
that was seriously the most creative pick up line i've ever heard .
thats why i decided to write back .

good job .

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

LOL. Thats my girl Becca, she went at you hard

. Ya yourgoing no where with that one shes lez, cool girl though actually.

 

[springfieldxd]

Write me back one more time and im going to press charges. Im sure you know what that
is right? Like the time your daddy went away to jail and never came back.

**cues Latarian .gif**

 

[cryingfreemancoa]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

here is that crazy lezzie chick..She is kinda nice..

Should I take the chance in write her back?

Bring the little fella over and ill shoot the tip off with my gun you stupid son of a #@@%*.
Write me back one more time and im going to press charges. Im sure you know what that
is right? Like the time your daddy went away to jail and never came back.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well my mother only uses food stamps on Thursdays (

keep that a secret)
and well lesbians are evil, but this weenie will put the fear of God in yo #$$!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: becca

You are a %+%$@+# idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the meaning
of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman who ONLY desires the love
and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN. Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

work in progress
lol wow .
that was seriously the most creative pick up line i've ever heard .
thats why i decided to write back .

good job .

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

Damn

 

[rowenarrow]

Time to get back into the game.

 

[thizzbaby]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Disclaimer: If you participate in this thread, we are not responsible for your windows getting busted, you getting the sick wit it treatment, or your success rate is ALL fail.

updates coming soon

explanation plesase??? what exactly is this

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by ThizzBaby

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Disclaimer: If you participate in this thread, we are not responsible for your windows getting busted, you getting the sick wit it treatment, or your success rate is ALL fail.

updates coming soon

explanation plesase??? what exactly is this

 

[thizzbaby]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by ThizzBaby

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Disclaimer: If you participate in this thread, we are not responsible for your windows getting busted, you getting the sick wit it treatment, or your success rate is ALL fail.

updates coming soon

explanation plesase??? what exactly is this

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. alright i thought it meant this, which was what hapned to me this week:

hit girl up on monday, got digits and addy by wednesday
set up date for friday
then all of a sudden she got "sick" and couldnt go out friday.


thanks to this thread (pt. 2) by the way.. thats how i met her ahaha:

 

[starkey luv]

some girl added me on fb and sent me this message

February 21 at 1:57pm

have you ever seen me before?
you look so familiar.



what should i say back?

 

[sorkoram]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Jeez fam, she put you in a position to do anything you want. It's like lining up in the neutralzone and getting a free play[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]You could say something like, "No, I haven't seen you before but I wish I had! Can I borrowyou?"[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]..it's so many different directions you can go man[/color]

and Thizz, just keep her in play and keep doing work

 

[blaxoid]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Jeez fam, she put you in a position to do anything you want. It's like lining up in the neutral zone and getting a free play[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]You could say something like, "No, I haven't seen you before but I wish I had! Can I borrow you?"[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]..it's so many different directions you can go man[/color]

and Thizz, just keep her in play and keep doing work

If ol' boy screws this one up he should be castrated immediately

Word to Czech Republican sex offenders

 

[kiickz4dayz]

Originally Posted by phillypac

Originally Posted by EBAY 23

I got me a GF off myspace

Failed!

x2 fail. her face

 

[GaBeGRaMz]

@ dude saying he got wifey on MySpace.

 

[maddog345]

Have any of you guys tried the can I borrow you, outside the internet? If so, did you have success with it?

 

[twistedb9]

Originally Posted by maddog345

Have any of you guys tried the can I borrow you, outside the internet? If so, did you have success with it?

I use it all the time at house parties and it works really well. Havent tried it too many times at bars but I dont see it having the same success.

 

[derventa]

I tried this on one of my sexy female friends. I said "hey can i borrow you, i promise i'll give you back

?" and they were like $%*?

 

[rob nike]

it's too easy with these girls at www.picaroos.com i got 5 numbers easily with these lines frm here lol thanks coaches

 

[yungswagga]

i tried 1 time in government class with that line
i was like: "kan I see your homework I didn't finish"
She said "Im not just some object you can use you know"
I hit her with "well if you dont like being borrowed,then maybe I should keep you"

Got The # right after class

 

[sorkoram]

pics ?

Nah I'm just messing fam ..good work

 

[dakid23]

x2 fail. her face

dudes on Niketalk are hella mean

 

[thousandaire]

Originally Posted by phillypac

Originally Posted by EBAY 23

I got me a GF off myspace

Failed!

 

[ncrider]

Originally Posted by Thousandaire

Originally Posted by phillypac

Originally Posted by EBAY 23

I got me a GF off myspace

Failed!

serious!

 

[derventa]

ohh that's because i was ..you know confused.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: benji ()
To: ...... ()
Date: Feb 25, 2009 7:46 PM
Subject: RE: hi


Yea, actually borrow you! Maybe for recreational purpose, a few smiles and laughs, maybe a hug or two.. since I didn't see a no, shall we discuss the termsof the lease ?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ...... ()
To: benji ()
Date: Feb 25, 2009 7:27 PM
Subject: RE: hi



wait what ? im confused =P
do you actually mean BORROW me?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: benji ()
To: ...... ()
Date: Feb 23, 2009 5:40 PM
Subject: RE: hi



You can't answer my question with a question silly! You have to say yes, no or maybe.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ...... ()
To: benji ()
Date: Feb 23, 2009 5:21 PM
Subject: RE: hi



hello...
what ?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: benji ()
To: ...... ()
Date: Feb 23, 2009 5:12 PM
Subject: hi


hey can i borrow you, i promise i'll give you back

FELLAS, HELP ME OUT HERE....WHATS MY NEXT STEP?

 

[schaefmp]

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She needs to learn how to take a joke.