Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

Got a good lil laugh out of this chick.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
You are a !*%$#$+ idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the
meaning of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman
who ONLY desires the love and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN.
Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

THIS @!#+$ . PISS HER OFF EVEN MORE

pics ?

 

[iheartboost]

I decided to give FaceBook one more chance, last time I sent out 5 messages, NOTHING back. MySpace, I'm good but the girls on FaceBook appeal more to me,mature. Anyways, last night I sent out 2 for @*!*# and giggles and got both responses back,

Me
February 16 at 11:06pm
Hey cutie, if the roles where reversed and you were trying to hit on me.... what would you say to get my attention?

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 9:23am
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I wouldn't have to say anything at all.....

Me
Today at 10:16am
Ouch, tough crowd this fine morning

lol

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 10:19am
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haha! well...I guess I would just be myslef, that should be sufficent enuff...lol! What would u say to me?

Me
Today at 11:29am
Hmmm can I borrow you I promise to give you back

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 11:55am
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haha, very cute. So Michael...how did u stumble upon my profile?

Me
Today at 12:27pm
lol, thanks.

I'm in one of these LA group things, so I was just checking it out and saw your picture. I'm not really down with the random add so I figure I'd message you... but be funny about it, just trying to get your attention. Did it work?

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 12:36pm
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Funny...yes! My attention..well....maybe, lol! U are def an interesting person...since god was showing off! right? lol! Should I add u?

 

[smedroc]

nice one boost

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

I decided to give FaceBook one more chance, last time I sent out 5 messages, NOTHING back. MySpace, I'm good but the girls on FaceBook appeal more to me, mature. Anyways, last night I sent out 2 for @*!*# and giggles and got both responses back,

Me
February 16 at 11:06pm
Hey cutie, if the roles where reversed and you were trying to hit on me.... what would you say to get my attention?

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 9:23am
Report Message
I wouldn't have to say anything at all.....

Me
Today at 10:16am
Ouch, tough crowd this fine morning

lol

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 10:19am
Report Message
haha! well...I guess I would just be myslef, that should be sufficent enuff...lol! What would u say to me?

Me
Today at 11:29am
Hmmm can I borrow you I promise to give you back

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 11:55am
Report Message
haha, very cute. So Michael...how did u stumble upon my profile?

Me
Today at 12:27pm
lol, thanks.

I'm in one of these LA group things, so I was just checking it out and saw your picture. I'm not really down with the random add so I figure I'd message you... but be funny about it, just trying to get your attention. Did it work?

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 12:36pm
Report Message
Funny...yes! My attention..well....maybe, lol! U are def an interesting person...since god was showing off! right? lol! Should I add u?

 

[smedroc]

oh and YungSwagga avy couldnt be more appropriate...got flat out banged on

 

[sc415]

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

I decided to give FaceBook one more chance, last time I sent out 5 messages, NOTHING back. MySpace, I'm good but the girls on FaceBook appeal more to me, mature. Anyways, last night I sent out 2 for @*!*# and giggles and got both responses back,

Me
February 16 at 11:06pm
Hey cutie, if the roles where reversed and you were trying to hit on me.... what would you say to get my attention?

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 9:23am
Report Message
I wouldn't have to say anything at all.....

Me
Today at 10:16am
Ouch, tough crowd this fine morning

lol

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 10:19am
Report Message
haha! well...I guess I would just be myslef, that should be sufficent enuff...lol! What would u say to me?

Me
Today at 11:29am
Hmmm can I borrow you I promise to give you back

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 11:55am
Report Message
haha, very cute. So Michael...how did u stumble upon my profile?

Me
Today at 12:27pm
lol, thanks.

I'm in one of these LA group things, so I was just checking it out and saw your picture. I'm not really down with the random add so I figure I'd message you... but be funny about it, just trying to get your attention. Did it work?

Her
Add as Friend
Today at 12:36pm
Report Message
Funny...yes! My attention..well....maybe, lol! U are def an interesting person...since god was showing off! right? lol! Should I add u?

That was smooth, ima take some notes. Lol

 

[springfieldxd]

i'da hit her with the "i google searched 'beautiful', clicked 'feeling lucky', and your profile popped up".

it's a nice money play.

and for the lezzie chick, you should hit her with "lesbians are evil, but this weenie'll put the fear of God in yo' %+%"...

 

[iheartboost]

Here is the other one, started off fresh but than she never hit me back. I check her page and she got a man, so I figured that's why she stop replying. Idon't know if I should pursue it any further...

Me
February 16 at 11:05pm
Hey cutie, if the roles where reversed and you were trying to hit on me.... what would you say to get my attention?

Her
Add as Friend
February 16 at 11:08pm
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i usually just make it very clear as to what i want , rather than waste time
xo

Me
February 16 at 11:16pm
so can I borrow you, Ii promise to give you back

Her
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February 16 at 11:17pm
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depends on what u need me 4

Me
February 16 at 11:23pm
recreational purpose, a few laughs, smiles maybe a hug or two!

Her
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February 16 at 11:27pm
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cute

Me
February 16 at 11:28pm
lol, I see I got your attention! So shall we discuss the terms of the lease

 

[maddog345]

Here's one that I messaged but she has a boyfriend.

I could of gotten some easy fastbreak points with this one. Oh well, back to work to sharpen up my game.

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Her
February 17 at 9:27pm

hahah thats a funny message u sent me. i havent been on in a long time.
that was sweet... but i have a boyfriend. take care matthew =)

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Me
February 12 at 12:39pm

can i borrow you? ill give you back. Promise

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

[twistedb9]

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

Here is the other one, started off fresh but than she never hit me back. I check her page and she got a man, so I figured that's why she stop replying. I don't know if I should pursue it any further...

Me
February 16 at 11:05pm
Hey cutie, if the roles where reversed and you were trying to hit on me.... what would you say to get my attention?

Her
Add as Friend
February 16 at 11:08pm
Report Message
i usually just make it very clear as to what i want , rather than waste time
xo

Me
February 16 at 11:16pm
so can I borrow you, Ii promise to give you back

Her
Add as Friend
February 16 at 11:17pm
Report Message
depends on what u need me 4

Me
February 16 at 11:23pm
recreational purpose, a few laughs, smiles maybe a hug or two!

Her
Add as Friend
February 16 at 11:27pm
Report Message
cute

Me
February 16 at 11:28pm
lol, I see I got your attention! So shall we discuss the terms of the lease

Definately keep on the pursuit. Should be an easy one to nab by looks of things...

 

[yungswagga]

here is that crazy lezzie chick..She is kinda nice..

Should I take the chance in write her back?

Bring the little fella over and ill shoot the tip off with my gun you stupid son of a #@@%*.
Write me back one more time and im going to press charges. Im sure you know what that
is right? Like the time your daddy went away to jail and never came back.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well my mother only uses food stamps on Thursdays (

keep that a secret)
and well lesbians are evil, but this weenie will put the fear of God in yo #$$!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: becca

You are a %+%$@+# idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the meaning
of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman who ONLY desires the love
and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN. Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

work in progress
lol wow .
that was seriously the most creative pick up line i've ever heard .
thats why i decided to write back .

good job .

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

 

[phillypac]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

Got a good lil laugh out of this chick.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
You are a !*%$#$+ idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the
meaning of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman
who ONLY desires the love and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN.
Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

 

[twistedb9]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga


Bring the little fella over and ill shoot the tip off with my gun you stupid son of a #@@%*.
Write me back one more time and im going to press charges. Im sure you know what that
is right? Like the time your daddy went away to jail and never came back.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well my mother only uses food stamps on Thursdays (

keep that a secret)
and well lesbians are evil, but this weenie will put the fear of God in yo #$$!!

PLEASE write her back!! haha. This girl is pure comedy

 

[twistedb9]

 

[ebay 23]

Thanks to the inventor of the "Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise."pick up line I got me a GF off myspace

here she is



shes mad cool I actually like her and shes my age
17

 

[phillypac]

Originally Posted by EBAY 23

I got me a GF off myspace

Failed!

 

[ebay 23]

Originally Posted by phillypac

Originally Posted by EBAY 23

I got me a GF off myspace

Failed!

Ummm okay thanks for telling me I failed....

 

[lrrr]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

here is that crazy lezzie chick..She is kinda nice..

Should I take the chance in write her back?

Bring the little fella over and ill shoot the tip off with my gun you stupid son of a #@@%*.
Write me back one more time and im going to press charges. Im sure you know what that
is right? Like the time your daddy went away to jail and never came back.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well my mother only uses food stamps on Thursdays (

keep that a secret)
and well lesbians are evil, but this weenie will put the fear of God in yo #$$!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: becca

You are a %+%$@+# idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the meaning
of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman who ONLY desires the love
and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN. Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

work in progress
lol wow .
that was seriously the most creative pick up line i've ever heard .
thats why i decided to write back .

good job .

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

WRITE HER BACK ASAP

*edit-what the #!@* does she think you're going to get charged with

 

[joshhassolex]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

work in progress
lol wow .
that was seriously the most creative pick up line i've ever heard .
thats why i decided to write back .

good job .

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

hold up, you in miami?
cuz i swear to god i have that girl as a friend on myspace

 

[prowler 23]

Lol @ creative ... If only she knew shes actually a social experiment

 

[yungswagga]

305 all day
hit me wit a line for that skeezo

 

[sorkoram]

 

[treb2k5]

That girl in that jersey is hilarious!

 

[snaggykicks]

Originally Posted by Treb2k5

That girl in that jersey is hilarious!

i know rite she was goin in lol

 

[solemate96]

Coaches, help a rookie out.

I've tried the "borrow you line" and the "how would you approach me" line. Still no replies?