Cheap things you do vol. every dollar counts

[ahat]

PM'd

 

[pdino]

Chino?

Bay Area, CA

 

[Beruseruku Desu]

in the DMV papa johns run 50% discounts anytime the wizards score 115 points or the nationals win.

I get a large 2 topping pizza for like $10 and make that last for 2 meals. lunch and dinner covered.

 

[mplsdunk]

What are we stealing this week papis?

 

[kungfu koala]

What are we stealing this week papis?

Chipotle. Throw like 2 them sauce bottles in ur bag when u grabbing napkins.

 

[tomdiginson]

Chipotle. Throw like 2 them sauce bottles in ur bag when u grabbing napkins.

I was dating this chick some years back. On our second date, we stopped by Chipotle to grab some food. At the time, I wasn't too familiar with Chipotle. As we were leaving, shorty asked me if I wanted hot sauce. she grabbed like 3 sealed bottles that were at the counter and put them in her bag. The first of the many red flags.

 

[Mark Antony]

If you're in your 20s and she don't snatch away things like Chipotle hot sauce for you or that beer glass you like, I don't respeck it.

 

[703 hwy]

Shop at my parents house

 

[moe200069]

Mike is a proud alum of the school of Dink-n-Dash

 

[cs02132]

What are we stealing this week papis?

I was at the supermarket the other day doing self checkout. I scanned and bagged everything when I realized the 2 muffins I just scanned made the machine freeze. Someone came to help and she got it working and just clicked me through to the final checkout page without knowing the muffins didn’t register
Free lemon poppy and corn muffin baby

Normally I’d say something but no lie I’ve been #influenced by this thread

 

[mplsdunk]

F it man, you weren’t trained to work there.

 

[you go boy]

I copped a Saquon jersey a few months ago from Fanatics...they shipped my jersey but no movement was being made so I called them questioning whats the deal...they said they will ship another jersey with 2 day shipping which I got on time... the original jersey ended up being delivered a few days after so essentially I had two of the same jersey... I didnt know what to do with the second jersey because I assumed Fanatics would see both delivered if I tried to return the other jersey so I contemplated selling it on my own...I ended up buying an Allan Houston knicks jersey which I got after a few days... I was like whatever I dont care Im a try to return the second Saquon jersey and after sending it back they instantly gave me a refund which made the Allan Houston jersey free lol

 

[moderndarwin]

F it man, you weren’t trained to work there.

It seems like stuff should be cheaper because we now scan and bag our own ish. It’s not.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Normally I’d say something but no lie I’ve been #influenced by this thread

 

[waukeganwill]

That reminds me, back in the gap, I would stroll in to the mall about 15 minutes before closing to catch Sbarro selling $2 slices. I wonder if they still do that, of if any other Sbarro ever did that?

EDIT: No that I think about it, it might’ve been $1 slices.

Definitely used to do something similar in highschool. Me and my brother would slide by the mall food court 10 mins before close and go to cajun grill and get loaded plates of bourbon chicken, rice, orange chicken, cabbage for like $5. Since they were gonna toss it theyd sell it for the low.

We also used to call in to the neighborhood pizza spot like 2-3 hrs before close and order like 3 pizzas. Then go up there and see if there were any no pick ups. And the pizzas we ordered hours ago would be there and theyd give em too us for $5.

Also unrelated new cheapskate trick, if youre on a plane that charges for wi-fi, just buy it and then hit customer service post flight and say it didnt work and theyll refund you.

 

[cs02132]

We had a delivery driver at my job who put an order for a burger in every week (one of the only items we had to pay for) and then would wait until the end of the night to take it home for free. But he would put it in under the name “Racael” misspelling Rachael
He did it for weeks before they caught on and had to get let go because of it. Nobody enforces paying for it he could have just asked and got it

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

I was dating this chick some years back. On our second date, we stopped by Chipotle to grab some food. At the time, I wasn't too familiar with Chipotle. As we were leaving, shorty asked me if I wanted hot sauce. she grabbed like 3 sealed bottles that were at the counter and put them in her bag. The first of the many red flags.

in the context of this thread
you mean green flags

 

[703 hwy]

I copped a Saquon jersey a few months ago from Fanatics...they shipped my jersey but no movement was being made so I called them questioning whats the deal...they said they will ship another jersey with 2 day shipping which I got on time... the original jersey ended up being delivered a few days after so essentially I had two of the same jersey... I didnt know what to do with the second jersey because I assumed Fanatics would see both delivered if I tried to return the other jersey so I contemplated selling it on my own...I ended up buying an Allan Houston knicks jersey which I got after a few days... I was like whatever I dont care Im a try to return the second Saquon jersey and after sending it back they instantly gave me a refund which made the Allan Houston jersey free lol

Post to name ratio

 

[703 hwy]

What are we stealing this week papis?

I usually get 3 cases of 35ct water from Safeway and pay for 2. I’m sorry God please forgive me.

 

[moe200069]

I usually get 3 cases of 35ct water from Safeway and pay for 2. I’m sorry God please forgive me.

water is a human right and should be free.. don’t let this sit on your conscience

 

[Mr Dink]

At my old job one of my coworkers would go to the vending machine and for some reason, it kept rejecting his dollar but cause a can of Pepsi to fall anyway. After a while, he started sharing the wealth and we’d walk around asking each other “hey, you got that dollar?” It lasted for a while until one of the guys got caught and was let go. It was great while it lasted but felt bad for him.

 

[Mr Dink]

Another gem.

This actually reminds me of my wife. Sometimes she’ll just cross the street without looking because pedestrians have the right of way. She’s like, “if I get hit, I’ll just sue.”

 

[ahat]

This actually reminds me of my wife. Sometimes she’ll just cross the street without looking because pedestrians have the right of way. She’s like, “if I get hit, I’ll just sue.”

Lmao I see why y'all are together

 

[mplsdunk]

I don’t really stop for pedestrians. They can wait for me to go by or walk faster.

 

[Mr Dink]

Also try to save my morning pees/poops for when I get to work.