Confessions

lvjordan238 said:
If I actually was rich I never would have had to move to this ****hole state to begin with. No offense to anyone that may like it here. Before this whole thing I just lived super frugal. Like I'm still wearing some of the same clothes I had in high school. Had the same 07 Altima since 09. My discretionary spending was all on Knights tickets before this. Half of this experience was covered just by selling some of my shoe collection. If she had just given what was advertised she would have had it made.

Few good things to come out of this. I learned not to be such a trusting person. I did lose 27 pounds in less than 2 months albeit in a very unhealthy manner. I did get to **** a pornstar 4 times even though the service was not as expected.
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Every time I think this story can’t get wilder
 
storm2006 said:
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Let me clarify the shoes part. I haven't bought shoes since whenever the Kobe 8's originally came out. I've had tons of deadstock stuff just sitting in my closet for years and I started offloading stuff before I moved out of Vegas. Wasn't specifically to fund this venture. Still trying to move stuff if anyone wears a 10 in Jordans or 10.5 in Kobes.

The weight loss is another sad depressing tale though. After the first meets I ended up deluding myself into thinking I didn't get the full service because of how I looked. So I started just eating every 3rd day. Went from 250 6/30 to 223 9/1. This was how the extras lie came about 8/16. She walked into my room and I was basically crying because of how ****ty I've felt physically and mentally. She demanded to know why. So I said well the fact you lied about "everything but anal" made me feel like I wasn't good enough to even get what I paid for so I basically starved myself. She says I'm making her feel bad and that kissing and oral are EXTRAS and asks me if I've ever seen Pretty Woman. Meanwhile I know for a fact this is categorically untrue because of the amount of research I had done into reading reviews of pornstar escorts. These girls are not charging extra for kissing and oral on top of their 1500-2500 hourly rates. EVER.
 
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lvjordan238 said:
Let me clarify the shoes part. I haven't bought shoes since whenever the Kobe 8's originally came out. I've had tons of deadstock stuff just sitting in my closet for years and I started offloading stuff before I moved out of Vegas. Wasn't specifically to fund this venture. Still trying to move stuff if anyone wears a 10 in Jordans or 10.5 in Kobes.

The weight loss is another sad depressing tale though. After the first meets I ended up deluding myself into thinking I didn't get the full service because of how I looked. So I started just eating every 3rd day. Went from 250 6/30 to 223 9/1. This was how the extras lie came about 8/16. She walked into my room and I was basically crying because of how ****ty I've felt physically and mentally. She demanded to know why. So I said well the fact you lied about "everything but anal" made me feel like I wasn't good enough to even get what I paid for so I basically starved myself. She says I'm making her feel bad and that kissing and oral are EXTRAS and asks me if I've ever seen Pretty Woman. Meanwhile I know for a fact this is categorically untrue because of the amount of research I had done into reading reviews of pornstar escorts. These girls are not charging extra for kissing and oral on top of their 1500-2500 hourly rates. EVER.
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Do you plan to stay at 223? Now you’re going to have to buy new gear on top of the new crib and brand new car. Bout to be whole new man out here :smokin
 
storm2006 said:
Do you plan to stay at 223? Now you’re going to have to buy new gear on top of the new crib and brand new car. Bout to be whole new man out here :smokin
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Nah. I'm 5'7. Can't remember the last time I was under 200. Prolly middle school. I always played sports though baseball/basketball. This is the lowest I've been since my mom died in 2017 when I was 210. I'd like to get down to 175ish. That's #2 on the goals list after moving back to Vegas. Also want to learn to skate and play hockey.
 
lvjordan238 said:
Nah. I'm 5'7. Can't remember the last time I was under 200. Prolly middle school. I always played sports though baseball/basketball. This is the lowest I've been since my mom died in 2017 when I was 210. I'd like to get down to 175ish. That's #2 on the goals list after moving back to Vegas. Also want to learn to skate and play hockey.
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I’m in Vegas frequently- drinks and dinner on me next time I’m out there.

xbiker47 xbiker47 will be there in a few weeks PLZ CHECK IN
 
lvjordan238 said:
Nah. I'm 5'7. Can't remember the last time I was under 200. Prolly middle school. I always played sports though baseball/basketball. This is the lowest I've been since my mom died in 2017 when I was 210. I'd like to get down to 175ish. That's #2 on the goals list after moving back to Vegas. Also want to learn to skate and play hockey.
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I am sorry to hear about the passing of your mother.

What is #1 on Goals List when you move back to Vegas? Top 3? Top 5?
 
dontsteponmyshoes said:
Might as well get that wegovy
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Sheeeit I need some anti anxiety/depression meds more. The fasting really isn't that bad. Energy is actually pretty good all things considered. I do a little bit with my dumbells and my exercise bike. It was just coupled with the mental strain this chick was putting on me on a daily basis I was losing it.
 
storm2006 said:
I am sorry to hear about the passing of your mother.

What is #1 on Goals List when you move back to Vegas? Top 3? Top 5?
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Yeah my mom passing was ROUGH. So was my dog. My dad died in 2021 too but I was never too close to him. I did give away his million dollar house to the rest of his family. That **** HURTS. It was right on the beach in Lahaina, Maui. It's gone now from the recent fires along with basically my entire hometown.

1. Just getting the move done without coming out behind on my house sale.
2. Getting the weight down to 175, learn to skate/play hockey.
3. I need some serious therapy.
4. Got to find some sort of career. Only job I've ever had was stocking shelves at a grocery store.
5. Hopefully down the road feel confident enough in myself to where I can date. 2/3/4 on this list will help with that.
 
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lvjordan238 said:
Yeah my mom passing was ROUGH. So was my dog. My dad died in 2021 too but I was never too close to him. I did give away his million dollar house to the rest of his family. That **** HURTS. It was right on the beach in Lahaina, Maui. It's gone now from the recent fires along with basically my entire hometown.

1. Just getting the move done without coming out behind on my house sale.
2. Getting the weight down to 175, learn to skate/play hockey.
3. I need some serious therapy.
4. Got to find some sort of career. Only job I've ever had was stocking shelves at a grocery store.
5. Hopefully down the road feel confident enough in myself to where I can date. 2/3/4 on this list will help with that.
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Damn, that’s a solid list. I respect your restraint in spending, discipline in saving and (assumed) success in investing to be able to afford these homes, cars, shoes and pronstars on a lifetime of shelf stocking wages. The sky is the limit from here!
 
storm2006 said:
Damn, that’s a solid list. I respect your restraint in spending, discipline in saving and (assumed) success in investing to be able to afford these homes, cars, shoes and pronstars on a lifetime of shelf stocking wages. The sky is the limit from here!
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Oh this wasn't on $10 an hour. That was just something to keep me occupied. My family was always well off. Not RICH RICH, but middle class without much to worry about. And then my mom died and me and my sister split the sale of the house in Vegas.
 
dontsteponmyshoes said:
If/when you do start dating, I would suggest never mentioning this. Outside of this post and potentially a therapist, id start trying to forget this ever happened.
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I don't even know if I have the balls to say all this out loud to a therapist. I might just have to give them a print out with all the details. :lol:
 
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