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^^lol that one is actually funny because it seems like one of the few thats real.
Craziest thing a chick ever said in bed⦠vol 1
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"why can't you be my MAN!"
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"why can't you be my MAN!"
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"its glorious....like, you should have a mold cast of it. it's a work of art."
looking up, palming my man-parts
i felt like a greek god.
looking up, palming my man-parts
i felt like a greek god.
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"its glorious....like, you should have a mold cast of it. it's a work of art."
looking up, palming my man-parts
i felt like a greek god.
looking up, palming my man-parts
i felt like a greek god.
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lol I knew this thread would be full of lulz..Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS
lies
but hmm some real life joints have been
"you never gonna leave me right.. "
"this your ____ right.. "
while having that ____
she said say my name I was like
and proceeded to say her name
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lol I knew this thread would be full of lulz..Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS
lies
but hmm some real life joints have been
"you never gonna leave me right.. "
"this your ____ right.. "
while having that ____
she said say my name I was like
and proceeded to say her name
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I've heard some weird ones but when she said "choke me till I cant breathe anymore" while we were sober kinda had me shook.
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I've heard some weird ones but when she said "choke me till I cant breathe anymore" while we were sober kinda had me shook.
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Stoneface x sneak diss in 5.....4....3....2.....1...
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Stoneface x sneak diss in 5.....4....3....2.....1...
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no +#@*, rilla.
and i didnt say "i felt like a statue of a greek god"
bastard.
and i didnt say "i felt like a statue of a greek god"
bastard.
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no +#@*, rilla.
and i didnt say "i felt like a statue of a greek god"
bastard.
and i didnt say "i felt like a statue of a greek god"
bastard.
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Relax BROseidon... I was just joshin
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Relax BROseidon... I was just joshin
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nothing too crazy.. but every single girl ive slept w/ has said this exact same thing.. almost word for word.
"heeey!! get your finger out of my butt!...ohh uhhh, wait.. put it back in..."
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nothing too crazy.. but every single girl ive slept w/ has said this exact same thing.. almost word for word.
"heeey!! get your finger out of my butt!...ohh uhhh, wait.. put it back in..."
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Originally Posted by proper english
nothing too crazy.. but every single girl ive slept w/ has said this exact same thing.. almost word for word.
"heeey!! get your finger out of my butt!...ohh uhhh, wait.. put it back in..."
ALWAYS
Originally Posted by Murda He
Relax BROseidon... I was just joshin
i like both the puns
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Originally Posted by proper english
nothing too crazy.. but every single girl ive slept w/ has said this exact same thing.. almost word for word.
"heeey!! get your finger out of my butt!...ohh uhhh, wait.. put it back in..."
ALWAYS
Originally Posted by Murda He
Relax BROseidon... I was just joshin
i like both the puns
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Efficiency is the name of the game
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Efficiency is the name of the game
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ME: Ready....?
Her: yea..
Her : ..Wait ...Oh my god...!
Me : whats the matter?
Her: omg...your Huge..
<actual reaction
Me :
dont be skeeerd,lets go
proceded to layeth the smacketh down
Her: yea..
Her : ..Wait ...Oh my god...!
Me : whats the matter?
Her: omg...your Huge..
Me :
proceded to layeth the smacketh down
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ME: Ready....?
Her: yea..
Her : ..Wait ...Oh my god...!
Me : whats the matter?
Her: omg...your Huge..
<actual reaction
Me :
dont be skeeerd,lets go
proceded to layeth the smacketh down
Her: yea..
Her : ..Wait ...Oh my god...!
Me : whats the matter?
Her: omg...your Huge..
Me :
proceded to layeth the smacketh down
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some dudes are definitely getting their fiction on in here..
anyway,
while i was smashing one white chick, she looked like she was in straight bliss. then she moaned and said, "i want to have your babies." i stifled my laugh and kept beating.. made sure that condom was tight and in tact at all times with her.
the first time i dealt with that same white girl, i was hitting it from the back and she shouts out "yeah, you like the way i wind that $@@ on you, huh?"
"wind that $@@"? i ignored that %!%$ and kept stroking.
i had another white girl try to literally push my head down there while i was kissing on her neck. after she realized it wasn't going down like that, she was like "eat it.. pleeease. i know you'd be good at it."
those are the only two white chicks i ever touched. never again.
i was dealing with a Dominican girl for a little while and the stereotypes about Dominicans/Hispanic women being overly passionate are too true. i was fingering her in my bed and she literally hopped on top of me and shoved my man inside her.. raw. i've already learned the consequences of smashing raw so i was telling shorty to get off me but she started flexing her ({}) muscles and i busted in like 10 seconds flat. %!%$ was crazy. best believe i was at the doors of Rite Aid for Plan B at like 8am the next morning. $50, too..
anyway,
while i was smashing one white chick, she looked like she was in straight bliss. then she moaned and said, "i want to have your babies." i stifled my laugh and kept beating.. made sure that condom was tight and in tact at all times with her.
the first time i dealt with that same white girl, i was hitting it from the back and she shouts out "yeah, you like the way i wind that $@@ on you, huh?"
i had another white girl try to literally push my head down there while i was kissing on her neck. after she realized it wasn't going down like that, she was like "eat it.. pleeease. i know you'd be good at it."
those are the only two white chicks i ever touched. never again.
i was dealing with a Dominican girl for a little while and the stereotypes about Dominicans/Hispanic women being overly passionate are too true. i was fingering her in my bed and she literally hopped on top of me and shoved my man inside her.. raw. i've already learned the consequences of smashing raw so i was telling shorty to get off me but she started flexing her ({}) muscles and i busted in like 10 seconds flat. %!%$ was crazy. best believe i was at the doors of Rite Aid for Plan B at like 8am the next morning. $50, too..
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some dudes are definitely getting their fiction on in here..
anyway,
while i was smashing one white chick, she looked like she was in straight bliss. then she moaned and said, "i want to have your babies." i stifled my laugh and kept beating.. made sure that condom was tight and in tact at all times with her.
the first time i dealt with that same white girl, i was hitting it from the back and she shouts out "yeah, you like the way i wind that $@@ on you, huh?"
"wind that $@@"? i ignored that %!%$ and kept stroking.
i had another white girl try to literally push my head down there while i was kissing on her neck. after she realized it wasn't going down like that, she was like "eat it.. pleeease. i know you'd be good at it."
those are the only two white chicks i ever touched. never again.
i was dealing with a Dominican girl for a little while and the stereotypes about Dominicans/Hispanic women being overly passionate are too true. i was fingering her in my bed and she literally hopped on top of me and shoved my man inside her.. raw. i've already learned the consequences of smashing raw so i was telling shorty to get off me but she started flexing her ({}) muscles and i busted in like 10 seconds flat. %!%$ was crazy. best believe i was at the doors of Rite Aid for Plan B at like 8am the next morning. $50, too..
anyway,
while i was smashing one white chick, she looked like she was in straight bliss. then she moaned and said, "i want to have your babies." i stifled my laugh and kept beating.. made sure that condom was tight and in tact at all times with her.
the first time i dealt with that same white girl, i was hitting it from the back and she shouts out "yeah, you like the way i wind that $@@ on you, huh?"
i had another white girl try to literally push my head down there while i was kissing on her neck. after she realized it wasn't going down like that, she was like "eat it.. pleeease. i know you'd be good at it."
those are the only two white chicks i ever touched. never again.
i was dealing with a Dominican girl for a little while and the stereotypes about Dominicans/Hispanic women being overly passionate are too true. i was fingering her in my bed and she literally hopped on top of me and shoved my man inside her.. raw. i've already learned the consequences of smashing raw so i was telling shorty to get off me but she started flexing her ({}) muscles and i busted in like 10 seconds flat. %!%$ was crazy. best believe i was at the doors of Rite Aid for Plan B at like 8am the next morning. $50, too..
