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"Don't roll over on my son"
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Originally Posted by HanSolo23
"Don't roll over on my son daughter"
Originally Posted by HanSolo23
"Don't roll over on my son daughter"
Originally Posted by G14
messing with this ex-cop
she was like its okay to shoot in me ever since i been shot i cant get prego ( shows me scar )
& she was right
Originally Posted by G14
messing with this ex-cop
she was like its okay to shoot in me ever since i been shot i cant get prego ( shows me scar )
& she was right
Originally Posted by that WAVE
"put it in my butt benjamin"
Curious case of Benjamin button was on the tv...shorty was calling me benjamin for a month straight
Originally Posted by that WAVE
"put it in my butt benjamin"
Curious case of Benjamin button was on the tv...shorty was calling me benjamin for a month straight
Originally Posted by IHeartBoost
I remember we were watching a movie and there was a scene were this guy gets cracked in the head with a bottle by a women, and he shakes off the champagne and they start having wild sex, she thought that was "super sexy" and "such a turn-on". Needless to say, she ask me if she could crack me in the head with a bottle in foreplaythat's when I had to let her go.
Originally Posted by IHeartBoost
I remember we were watching a movie and there was a scene were this guy gets cracked in the head with a bottle by a women, and he shakes off the champagne and they start having wild sex, she thought that was "super sexy" and "such a turn-on". Needless to say, she ask me if she could crack me in the head with a bottle in foreplaythat's when I had to let her go.
FlyJr22 wrote:
another girl said "can you F me and use the vibrator at the same time, I said only if you let me spray your face..." unfortunately we couldn't come to an agreement on that
FlyJr22 wrote:
another girl said "can you F me and use the vibrator at the same time, I said only if you let me spray your face..." unfortunately we couldn't come to an agreement on that
Originally Posted by dnycemodel
Originally Posted by ToLiveandDieinNJ
Ok I'm in Aruba, with 3 of my homies and my one boy hit it off w/ this local chick the 1st night, so like the 3rd night she brought her friends around. End up back at this crib, and I'm with this crazy lil petitte 5ft nothing 100lb chick who picked me know what I'm saying. I'm 6'2 285lbs then. So we are in her room getting loose, and she really doesn't speak english all that well. Anyway she goes, Musica? and I'm like yea whatever, I could careless I just wanted to get it in, she goes Daddy Yankee? I'm like sure, well I never banged to reggaetone before and the beat had me killing it - Machucando, Machucandooooo, so we finish and she pulls the condom off my joint, and goes "Mucho pinga leche" with a huge grin, turns the condom upside down, drinks it and walks into the bathroom.
Rest of the trip, my boys would only call me Daddy Yankee. Which was awkward bc we were staying at my parent's timeshare w/ my younger sister as well.
I should've married that girl, best/hottest sex/connection of my life. Never felt that way w/ another chick.Understood what Prince meant when he says "I feel the heat between me and you."
Originally Posted by dnycemodel
Originally Posted by ToLiveandDieinNJ
Ok I'm in Aruba, with 3 of my homies and my one boy hit it off w/ this local chick the 1st night, so like the 3rd night she brought her friends around. End up back at this crib, and I'm with this crazy lil petitte 5ft nothing 100lb chick who picked me know what I'm saying. I'm 6'2 285lbs then. So we are in her room getting loose, and she really doesn't speak english all that well. Anyway she goes, Musica? and I'm like yea whatever, I could careless I just wanted to get it in, she goes Daddy Yankee? I'm like sure, well I never banged to reggaetone before and the beat had me killing it - Machucando, Machucandooooo, so we finish and she pulls the condom off my joint, and goes "Mucho pinga leche" with a huge grin, turns the condom upside down, drinks it and walks into the bathroom.
Rest of the trip, my boys would only call me Daddy Yankee. Which was awkward bc we were staying at my parent's timeshare w/ my younger sister as well.
I should've married that girl, best/hottest sex/connection of my life. Never felt that way w/ another chick.Understood what Prince meant when he says "I feel the heat between me and you."
HanSolo23 wrote:
"Don't roll over on my son"
This is the most funniest and disturbing thing I've heard on NT