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ahhh ic ic....then no more crazy stories from my job. lol^^^ You can't post about "adult films" "adult film stars" or explicit stuff. Your post will get deleted and if a ton of people join in the mods will lock the thread
^^^ You can't post about "adult films" "adult film stars" or explicit stuff. Your post will get deleted and if a ton of people join in the mods will lock the thread
ahhh ic ic....then no more crazy stories from my job. lol
^^^ You can't post about "adult films" "adult film stars" or explicit stuff. Your post will get deleted and if a ton of people join in the mods will lock the thread
ahhh ic ic....then no more crazy stories from my job. lol
Can you tell the stories without illustrations??
Not really too crazy, but this temp secretary was paged over the speaker in the office and she stood up and looked directly at the speaker and said "yessssss?"
That's what I did but i guess my story was to explicit. lolCan you tell the stories without illustrations??
Here is one of many stories about the wild LP that used to work at Sports Authority with me
A mom and daughter come into the store pushing a baby in a stroller (there is really a baby in it). I know the girl, went to HS with her, she says she needs help with shoes. So I ask one of the other dudes to help her since that ain't my section. About 15 mins past and I she this chick sprinting up the isle pushing the baby stroller. She ducks into one of the side isles without saying a word to me. About 30 secs later the Lost Prevention (LP) comes running up asking if I seen a girl with a stroller. I say yeah she just went that way and he says "find her, she stole some shoes and she got it hiding in the stroller"
So it wasn't long until he caught up to her at the front of the store. Now this is where things get interesting. As soon as he eyes her the mom who was in on the theft comes running up. They are right next to the exit doors, each to close enough that he could catch one, but far enough away he can't catch both. Associates and managers aren't allowed to help in captures.This is a strict, strict company policy. Now the LP got the a decision to make, mom or daughter. Since the daughter had the baby he goes for the mom.
He catches the mom easily just outside the store and is holding her, trying to drag her back into the store. She is fighting him like crazy, calling him all kinds of M-Fers. Now he is telling her to calm down but like most women that are worked up, she doesn't. Then she starts hitting him, he tells her stop, but she doesn't. She is throwing haymakers at this point, kinda lighting dude up too. But homeboy's chin was Ava Devine sturdy so he was eating him like a champ. Finally he gets her in a half nelson. Homegirl is squirming like crazy. Eventually gets herself turned around facing the LP. She then proceeds to fire off a knee to towards his bawls.
BIG MISTAKE
LAWD O' LAWD BIG MISTAKE
In one smoove motion homeboy grabs her arms while she is still facing him and it was "time to play the game" word to HHH. The LP then executes a mean Pedigree on his bish.
For the brahs who don't know what a Pedigree is, peep these fools getting dropped on their heads
Ole girl hits the concrete with some force but doesn't get knocked out. She is now rolling on the down riving in pain. Lucky for the LP she didn't get cut or seriously hurt. A old white lady saw the whole thing and was telling the LP "how could you do that to a lady". Homeboy's response was "This ain't no lady" . Plus when the mom sued (I mean who wouldn't), the tape showed her attacking him first show they deemed the Pedigree self defense. Dude now works for DC police
TL;DR
-Mom and daughter come into store to steal
-LP catches mom lets daughter escape
-Mom decides she wants to play the Game
-Mom gets turned up
-LP turns her back down
-LP is the new WWE champ
Can't Breathe
What'd yall do with the steaks and ****?the steaks fell out (**** was hilarious to me seeing the steaks and **** fly everywhere) dude hits the floor and pisses on himself.
It's on the 2nd page of this thread brah