Create Your Own Lil Wayne Verse...

[guttagetsbusy]

You know what time it is...Wale had one of these threads and so did Gucci....time to have fun(pause)


New orleans nazi, I got words like yahtzee/
Put a weight room in the bed so your girl can spot me/
Your other girl be topping me, really she be jocking me/
If you not a red octagon theres no way that your stopping me/
All over this beat with no R-E-S-T/
If being a martian was a crime then they would try to arrest me/
You boys sweet like Nestle, get broke quick like Granny Back/
Weezy F Baby and the "F" is for Fanny Pack/
Life is a game, but I don't play though/
Me and Young Money ball like O.J. Mayo/
Your girl just lay low, and Weezy likes to hug that/
Got the Tommy on me like im hanging with the rugrats/*
Gun black, shades black no relation/
Weezy is a problem you cant solve this equation/
Damn im tight, girls be like man you right/
Its so easy to get left when you're not right/
I never ran from fights but I demand some +%#%!/
Its weezy weezy in your eyes like Brandon Spikes!/
Sippin on this purple makes me sit for a while/
YM in the house you just fixing the tiles!/

I'll do more later

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EDIT:

After further review from me, feedback from others, and my friends, I'm using that rugrats line in a song and just using my name.

Hell I might use most of these bars, just don't be surprised if you hear these bars in one of my joints.

 

[captainspaulding]

(yah)Walkin down the street with my spongebob bookbag
500 for these yellow matchin bapes (yah)
get it straight (yah) oh
wait
more weight than a sumo wrestler
weezy keep pounds like i just cured cancer
for sho bruh better know next time
that i keep the nina on my waist (boy)
kiss my face (oops)
thats only for baby aka my daddy(hey papi)
ridin in the caddy
listenin to laffy taffy
(yaah)
now im ridin wit my buddy other hand on my money
somebody said i look funny(haaa)
he said i look like a mantis
betted on the panthers
super bowl 04 (yah)
that boy never saw me again
but one day he made a diss
Gillie Tha Kid(@#$% em)
that {()} n*&^% disgrace
baby sat on my grill and now
I cant feel my face

AGGAAAAHAAHAAAA
No Ceilings

 

[selrahc123]

You're not suppose to make fun of mentally challenged people man thats not cool

 

[general johnson]

YEAH!
Got crispy cream like the donuts...

Dunkin my stick up in they coffee to make em go nuts (ehehehehehehe)


YEAH!
And I stay makin them past-er-ies...

So much bread and cake in me

I AM the bakery...



YEAH!
And I staaaaaay with the heat

Roast a corn beef then slang ya wife the meat...


Lil Weezy F Baby is grocery sto
More greens than a garden
This is a produce flow
And I suppose you know
You can't oppose this so
I'ma introduce you ninjas to the coldest soul
Ice sickles round my wrist
Freeze hos up in they tracks
Ice grill for them ninjas that's mad at the facts
I'm the best rapper alive since Jay fell back
And rap turned wack
And X smoked crack

Yeah!

I'm so gone off the codone
Cup filled to sky
Altitude OZONE

Yeah!

Rings in groups and patter-ins
Outta space $!%*
My neck look like Sat-ur-in

ehehehehehehe

 

[hiphopdoc09]

sum o yall sound lik da old wayne

Ok weezy F da greatest
she want tune in her
like a mutha !!%*** playlist
betta not forget ta say da the mutha !!%*** baby
cuz da big dog spittin like mutha !!%*** rabies
Yea
young money b da illest clique
and we ride like p ussy on da illest d ic k
no h omo but i gotta make u feel dis s hit
got dat syntax fo u if u feelin slick
ugghh! weezy sicka den da swine flu
if u aint got my whole money ill divide u
one liners cant stay up on da subject
yo girl giv da best brains though she is da dumbest
wayne make it rain no betta yet i flood it
Im da !!%% in yo drain u gone need a plunger
Hehe
and u don wanna talk ta tommy mac an nina
drake was a good rapper till i turned em to a singer
now he's a young money soldier
i aint a backpacker but i got this got rap game on my shoulders
im a gat blaster fuk wit me an its over
wen im hungry i eat rappers wit a side of beat
i tote dat biscuit so u mite wanna hide da beef
CMB i kno day ride for me
and we bust big time like Ryan Leaf

Ha YUNG MOOLAH BABY!!!

 

[fudgemoney24]

Originally Posted by General Johnson

YEAH!
Got crispy cream like the donuts...

Dunkin my stick up in they coffee to make em go nuts (ehehehehehehe)

 

[crossisom]

The ruger blow ya back out like a mu- !%**%$ candle
haters get away, just vacate like Sandles
I'm cunning and a %@$#% go ham, call me Randall
#!@! that-call-me-Weezy, steal the-show like a-vandal

 

[sir rob a lot]

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy


Got the Tommy on me like im hanging with the rugrats/

That was prettty ill.

 

[ce0 mal]

This thread > the real Wayne.

 

[jpthe3]

Haha this is awesome

 

[illvine]

OP's verse is either

because it was real dope or

because i could really see Weezy spittin' every one of those lines.

props to OP.. verse was dope haha

 

[Pmighty]

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[futuristic]

Originally Posted by Pmighty

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+I'm the _____, no oops i meant the____ +I'm the sh** like _____ + S-O-M-E W-O-R-D-S-P-E-L-L-E-D-O-U-T

 

[cb94]

Originally Posted by Futuristic

Pmighty wrote:

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like...........like a.............like..................like a.............like.............like..................like..........weezy f..................like................like a

+I'm the _____, no oops i meant the____ +I'm the sh** like _____ + S-O-M-E W-O-R-D-S-P-E-L-L-E-D-O-U-T
Absolute hilarity

Now excuse me...

Holly Grove 17th's where I hail from..
Go to war and get you wet up like a whale tongue
Pink punch got me moving like a snail run
Selling Os all night till the mail come
...These rap #%+*%+ embarrassing
I give you the business like a +%+$$%+ inheritance
Young Money, ya'll money irr-el-evant
You're hearing a beast cuz I'm a ear elephant.


and so forth and so on...

 

[neighb0rh00d]

 

[guttagetsbusy]

Appreciate the love ya'll

And those weezy chronicles videos are always funny

 

[bns1201]

sittin in the V, watchin tv, and she watch me, cuz im on her tv
change the tv and you see me im all you see on your tv
young moolah baby

 

[hiphopdoc09]

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

Appreciate the love ya'll

And those weezy chronicles videos are always funny

need more threads like this

 

[aka king arthur]

I use to be so hard
now i fell so far
dont know if ill ever rap again
but it really dont matter cause im still stack-in
im still packin (autotune)
im still mackin (autotune)
im still slackin (autotune)
autotune killed me
but these B still wanna be me
so ill never change back
dont ever expect me to rap

i use to be so hard (drake on the the hook)
but now i feel so far (drake on the hook)

ummmmm
i use to be the sickest N doing
bet that baby
now im pretty weak
but i still get ladies
i can pretty much say whatever i want
and the kids will eat it up like its grey pu pon
ummmmmm
pink polo on my back
stay strapped with the gat
bout to hop out the water
like im a father
child on neck
diper all weeetttttt (autotune)
ewwww
but i come back
youn mula is my tat
rep it on my chest
im wearing a vest
og grandday purp og kush
please dont test
meeeeeeee (autotune)

Drake on the hook again

okay let me get it back (talks)
let me get it back (talks)

uh huh okay
weezy f baby
the muth fucin carter
this girls still scream my name
so why even bother
dont even holler
baller schock colar
i say whatever on the tack
i touch em like a malllerr (autotune)
og kush burning so right
B on D ({}) so tight
i think i just might
say some more $@* so this song will be ight

Drake on the hook

 

[luigitheking]

Originally Posted by Futuristic

Originally Posted by Pmighty

like...........like a.............like..................like a.............like.............like..................like..........weezy f..................like................like a

+I'm the _____, no oops i meant the____ +I'm the sh** like _____ + S-O-M-E W-O-R-D-S-P-E-L-L-E-D-O-U-T

 

[kingjrmzair23]

 

[mj813]

all of these sound like something he'd say

 

[eye see soles]

Money I get, I get money
I got so much money, man hos want to $#*+ me
Hos want to love, call me they baby daddy
But I don't know you ho, you can probably be my caddy
And I'll be a tiger when I put this wood on your fanny
Lollipop, lollipop you should suck this candy
Put a hurting on your panties, can you keep a secret
I bend it like beckham, ask victoria
Mass hysteria when your girl see me
She can get a piece of the pie, like her name weezy

 

[thekillerj23]

I'm so high, everyone on my tip
I'll take my ribs out and
suck my own D*####ck

 

[downtown43]

i like how everybody is doing a different era of Wayne.. some verses are on that Dedication 2 +%@%, other people Drought 3, others Carter 3, and some aremore like current "No Ceilings" Wayne