I hate the push for high protein or low carb versions of foods that aren't meant to be nutritious. My girlfriend has a bunch of food hang-ups and always tries to buy things like protein waffles, protein cookie dough, etc. She has me try them and I tell her the same thing every time: they don't taste good. The texture always sucks, they're bland, and they don't do a good job at scratching any junk food itch.
I'd much rather just eat lean proteins, fruits, vegetables, and whole grains for my daily diet and have some occasional treats. At some point you have to acknowledge you're not making your diet any better, you're just making your desserts much worse.