DO YOU WEAR CARGO SHORTS?

[Based Jesus]

Grandpa NBs over dunkman 9s?

Hell yeah. **** Bron and his ugly *** shoes.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

So you dudes that don't wear them anymore, you just threw all of your shorts out because certain parts of the culture said they were no longer acceptable? At what point do you use your own balls to call your own shots?

 

[classic94]

STOP POSTING!

-shut up lame showing your legs like a *****

 

[bigjny88]

I am team below the knees.

I wear Cargo shorts. **** yall's trends

#TeamNoKnee movement for me too..............if the shorts hides the knees, I rock 'em. Cargos, Jean shorts, you name it............I ain't out here wearing anything that hugs my legs so tight that my balls will suffocate.

 

[Mark Antony]

If it's a place where I can't wear those then it's not a place for shorts right?

Jeans or khakis would be more fitting.

My job allows shorts for the summer but I'm sure I can't stroll in Nike basketball shorts.

 

[stuntman mike]

i don't wear cargo shorts. mostly sweat shorts (below the knees) couple of weeks ago, i almost bought these though

 

[classic94]

Sweat shorts

 

[SC kid]

Can you cargo dudes post pics of your cargos

 

[isco]

cargo shorts are clutch if you on vacation

 

[Arthur Shelby]

 

[Based Jesus]

So you dudes that don't wear them anymore, you just threw all of your shorts out because certain parts of the culture said they were no longer acceptable? At what point do you use your own balls to call your own shots?

No, I donated them to charity like I do with all of my old clothes.
And because I wanted to. They stopped fitting my style.
Not a popular style. My style.

 

[danger style]

i don't wear cargo shorts. mostly sweat shorts (below the knees) couple of weeks ago, i almost bought these though

what the ****

 

[DCAllAfrican]

No, I donated them to charity like I do with all of my old clothes.
And because I wanted to. They stopped fitting my style.
Not a popular style. My style.

You can tell yourself it was a personal decision but ok

 

[EnvyTheGreen]

I try to sneak them out whenever my girlfriend is slipping. Then she yells at me and makes me change. Literally the only time she cares what I wear is when cargo shorts are involved. I think she even threw a pair or two out.

I don’t care how they look, I like the extra pockets for my wallet and money. Keys and phone get promoted to front pockets and my back pockets are empty, which is very comfortable.

 

[SC kid]

I try to sneak them out whenever my girlfriend is slipping. Then she yells at me and makes me change. Literally the only time she cares what I wear is when cargo shorts are involved. I think she even threw a pair or two out.

I don’t care how they look, I like the extra pockets for my wallet and money. Keys and phone get promoted to front pockets and my back pockets are empty, which is very comfortable.

What does she say about them lol

 

[wayniac211]

*****s really wearing below the knee shorts. Y'all wear tall tees too?

Tall tees since 95. Better fabric nowadays though

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I try to sneak them out whenever my girlfriend is slipping. Then she yells at me and makes me change. Literally the only time she cares what I wear is when cargo shorts are involved. I think she even threw a pair or two out.

I don’t care how they look, I like the extra pockets for my wallet and money. Keys and phone get promoted to front pockets and my back pockets are empty, which is very comfortable.

Your girl or your mother?

 

[stuntman mike]

what the ****

i dunno man. almost got caught up looking at the nikelab site. thank goodness i came to my senses cause i can't pull that off.
i wear shorts and a tee to work pretty much everyday unless i have an important meeting. i just phased out the cargo shorts as they got busted up, i replaced them with something else.

 

[shogun]

They’re sloppy looking and baggy. Bought a bunch of denim shorts and drawstring shorts.

 

[wayniac211]

I try to sneak them out whenever my girlfriend is slipping. Then she yells at me and makes me change. Literally the only time she cares what I wear is when cargo shorts are involved. I think she even threw a pair or two out.

I don’t care how they look, I like the extra pockets for my wallet and money. Keys and phone get promoted to front pockets and my back pockets are empty, which is very comfortable.

better tell her to chill lol
My old lady hates it when I button the top button on my polos. Intentionally do it when I walk in after work and chase her around

 

[Based Jesus]

You can tell yourself it was a personal decision but ok

It's not like someone else cleaned out my closet and replaced everything with button downs, chinos and suit jackets.
Timelessness >>>>>>>> trend hopping

 

[kingkoopa]

I try to sneak them out whenever my girlfriend is slipping. Then she yells at me and makes me change.

 

[ninjahood]

gucci mane reference.

 

[EnvyTheGreen]

What does she say about them lol

She thinks they are the ugliest thing a guy can wear.

One of my friends called cargo shorts the #1 form of contraception haha.

All good though, she’s prob bought me about 5 pairs of shorts just because she hates cargos so much.

I still wear them to work whenever I can, she just doesn’t want to be seen with me in them.

 

[ahat]

We know who wears the cargo shorts in that relationship