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I thought everyone in NYC worked in Manhattan and lived in the other boroughs, and at night they left random lights in the building on to make it look cool 
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word. I thought the only thing that came out the butt were babies
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I was born on July 4th, so every year till i was about 10 i thought the fireworks were for me
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This thread brings the lulz
da r entertainment
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me and my brother thought the Indian and the cupboard was real, my mom even went out and bought us a cupboard that locked with a key. If your unfamiliar with the movie, the kid locks a toy in the cupboard, unlocks it and it comes to life
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-Thought my toys would come to life like Small Soldiers when I would go to sleep
-Would call taking a dump "push"
-Thought my dad had a giant birthmark on his arm, i found out it was a tattoo at age 11...at age 8 i finally figured out that it was a black jaguar and not a black circle
-thought my parents would never get old and always look the same stay the same and that only kids would change
-Would call taking a dump "push"
-Thought my dad had a giant birthmark on his arm, i found out it was a tattoo at age 11...at age 8 i finally figured out that it was a black jaguar and not a black circle
-thought my parents would never get old and always look the same stay the same and that only kids would change
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-that girls dont poop
-the girl's bathroom had a couch and tv
-that vampires were real so I slept under my sheets for months with a towel over my neck
-the girl's bathroom had a couch and tv
-that vampires were real so I slept under my sheets for months with a towel over my neck
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I also thought the girls' restroom was on some baller status compared to the boys'.
A couch, a TV, magazines, the whole nine yards while us boys got forever wet floors amd nasty stalls.
A couch, a TV, magazines, the whole nine yards while us boys got forever wet floors amd nasty stalls.
jbpkickz
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Then you finally find out the truth.
Broads are just as nasty as dudes.
Period blood on the seat. :x
Broads are just as nasty as dudes.
Period blood on the seat. :x
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jbpkickz
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-used to think fappin would make me go blind and have hairy palms , nah b
-coffee stunts your growth , I'm 6'3" bruh
-coffee stunts your growth , I'm 6'3" bruh
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yup
and I thought those Kidz Bop singers were supposed to be super stars or something
sore loser
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some of these are interesting...LOL
joepac12
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thisme and my brother thought the Indian and the cupboard was real, my mom even went out and bought us a cupboard that locked with a key. If your unfamiliar with the movie, the kid locks a toy in the cupboard, unlocks it and it comes to life
joepac12
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i used to think moutain dew decreases ones sperm count..
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like straight up rice and ketchup?
thats po' food man. when i was a kid, we ususally eat anything that had ketchup. cant believe you still enjoy it HAHAHA! maybe its cause i overkilled it when i was a kid
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one of the first porns i watched all the way thru had lexington steele in it & yall know he be doin all that hollerin & yellin when he bust, so i thought it hurt to bust a nut or sumthin
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Yeah, I also used to think wrestling was real. Once I found out the truth, it was a wrap
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Speaking of black porn stars, our very own JohnnyRedStorm aka Frank World once said in a chat that as a confused white kid he thought black dudes nut black.
Either it was Pabs or DFly that said, "This dude Frank think we nut black oil."
I died laughing that night, good times.
Either it was Pabs or DFly that said, "This dude Frank think we nut black oil."
I died laughing that night, good times.
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I used to think consuming chili dogs on a regular basis would make you fast like Sonic the Hedgehog.
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That I would have my **** together my current age.
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hahahaahahahaahahahahahaa
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i thought only black people listened to rap lol
