Dumb things you thought as a kid?

[iDon’tRead]

Growing up was going to be fun and easy..

 

[adobecs4]

That I would have my **** together my current age.

Growing up was going to be fun and easy..

 

[andretti]

Adults were always boring .

 

[agentorange]

one of the first porns i watched all the way thru had lexington steele in it & yall know he be doin all that hollerin & yellin when he bust, so i thought it hurt to bust a nut or sumthin

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I used to think the passenger in a car somehow had control of the car as well with a gas and brake pedal

 

[wayniac211]

Nice bump. We were kids. **** not suppose to make sense

 

[robtoofresco]

P4L

I'm screaming after the first 2 original posts, though.

Y'all were some dumb *** kids

 

[andretti]

I thought people were inside speakers .

 

[8pm at msg]

I thought Sex and The City was a porno.

I was highly disappointed after watching it.

 

[Spectacular23]

I thought navy seals were actual seals that were military trained

Chocolate milk came from brown cows

I thought the handicap parking logo was a guy on a toilet and for people who really had to go to the bathroom

I thought movies were filmed all in one take

All Cats Were Female and All Dogs Were Male

Blankets Served as an Impenetrable Barrier From Monsters

 

[iDon’tRead]

I thought navy seals were actual seals that were military trained

Chocolate milk came from brown cows

I thought the handicap parking logo was a guy on a toilet and for people who really had to go to the bathroom

I thought movies were filmed all in one take

All Cats Were Female and All Dogs Were Male

Blankets Served as an Impenetrable Barrier From Monsters

but they have trained sea animals too

 

[shorty doo wop]

Thought the alternate side parking signs meant don't pee on the street

Leo decaprio was actually dead since titanic was based on a true story

 

[picasso swerve]

I believed the whole DBZ thing tok.


My homie had me trying to make a kamehameha with my hands and to try and "feel" the energy and the heat when I formed my hands that way.

 

[youngpablo]

-Really thought Gotham was in NY (Im from NY btw)

-Actually thought I can run faster and jump higher with my air max's on.

 

[yaje1christ]

My sister's had me convinced we had a koolaid tree outside.smh. They used to go outside and go picking and come back with 10 packs..... I was never invited.smh

When I bust my first nut I was so young I thought the red koolaid stains in my tighty whitties was the man juice... I was convinced that it was pink....smh, until I watched the next HBO after 11pm episode (inserts Koolaid Man OooH YEahhhh).


No relation in the 2 stories different age gaps, I just used to like koolaid...lol.

 

[toneloc2002]

That all movies were in real time so when I seen the same actor in another on at the same time, blew my mind.
Cars automatically went when the light turned green.

 

[servechilled81]

the people that played in the NBA were actually from the city they played in

i imagined a country being at war as:  the 2 opposing groups in a big field on either side shooting and fighting it out that way

 

[wavy daddy]

 

[beacon ave south]

^ its things you thought as a kid, not things you did.

 

[yaje1christ]

My bro, my best friend to this day... In High School this fool thought convertibles we're a type of car, like all convertibles we're the gotdamn same.smh

 

[iDon’tRead]

^ its things you thought as a kid, not things you did.

Maybe he thought he was doing those as a kid ?

 

[dipsetgeneral]

Girls didn't poop. They only pee'd.

 

[beacon ave south]

Maybe he thought he was doing those as a kid ?

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[wavy daddy]

^ its things you thought as a kid, not things you did.

Maybe he thought he was doing those as a kid ?

I thot it said dumb things you did as a kid.

I didnt read any posts.

 

[nazdrowie]

I was convinced that George Washington was still alive for some reason

 

[8pm at msg]

i thought Mel Gibson and Tom Hanks were the same person