Dumb things you thought as a kid?

[ahat]

I was like 6 or 7 i thought black ppls dookie was white and white ppls dookie was black, since im middle eastern and mines brown . Asked my boy who was black and he just looked at me like wtf

****** up child i was lol

Also thought when playing hide and seek if u couldnt see them they couldnt see u. Id stand in the playground covering my eyes

 

[wavy daddy]

I used to think faces of death was real. You couldnt tell me otherwise.

 

[shorty doo wop]

I was like 6 or 7 i thought black ppls dookie was white and white ppls dookie was black, since im middle eastern and mines brown . Asked my boy who was black and he just looked at me like wtf

****** up child i was lol

Also thought when playing hide and seek if u couldnt see them they couldnt see u. Id stand in the playground covering my eyes

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

If I could only open a manhole cover, I would find the Ninja Turtles down there.
 

I thought this too. 

If I messed with the house thermostat, the house would blow up. 

 

[Platinum State]

I used to think Subaru was an Australian car manufacturer for years

 

[slamcity]

Legit in elementary school, a kid walked into class with Pink Eye. I had never seen it before then. So I just remember asking a friend about it and he in the most genuinely honest sounding tone ever, told me pink eye is caused by the hot steam that emits from fresh dog$^*% getting in somebody's eye. So for about 3-4 years, I honestly believed anyone walking around with pink eye had a weird fetish for smelling s*^* and getting a little too close to the steam.

Boy, was I an idiot

 

[everysingletime]

Lol, I didn't understand that when people talk about drinking that the fact that alcohol is consumed is understood.

I was confused as hell for a while when people said that drinking was bad.

'How is drinking bad? Wouldn't you die of thirst? '

 

[themovieguy]

I prayed every night to get a call from the power rangers telling me I was gonna be the next red ranger. and when I got this email recently, I freaked out for a second. realized it was a client

 

[SC kid]

I thought all adults were smart

 

[Platinum State]

I thought all adults were smart

I think we all did.

 

[everysingletime]

When I didn't know the sign language to eating ppl out and I thought it was just a way to say hello to girls...like a hand wave

 

[sooperhooper]

I thought all siblings were best friends. (only child)

After listening to tons of cash money albums, i didn't think 6 figures was a lot of money. I didn't think you had money until you hit a million. My concept of money in general was flawed.

Thought you could cut a small hole in the dashboard and plug a phone into it and have a car phone. I was legit baffled that no one had thought of that.

 

[getback]

I used to think there was like a 50/50 chance of being eaten by a shark when I went to the beach.

I thought the Reebok "Pump" technology was brilliant and would instantly give me like an extra foot on my vertical

Someone convinced me that in order to ejaculate you had to be urinating and then start fapping and it would automatically "switch over" to jizz.

 

[swaggdaddy]

That if I got a morphor for Christmas that I too could become a POWER RANGER!

 

[frshstunna]

Thought the advertised price of gas was all u had to pay , so for example all you need is$ 2.20 to fill your tank up

Also thought when making big purchases you had no other option than to pay all the cash up front , didn't know about financing n payments ...as u can see it took me a while to understand money

 

[andretti]

Thought the advertised price of gas was all u had to pay , so for example all you need is$ 2.20 to fill your tank up

Also thought when making big purchases you had no other option than to pay all the cash up front , didn't know about financing n payments ...as u can see it took me a while to understand money

Hell I thought you could just waltz in a car dealership with cash in a briefcase and buy the car just like candy.

 

[miamin2]

I used to wonder why adults couldn't drink and drive, but eating and driving was allowed

 

[robpzee612]

When a woman swallows she'll be impregnated lol

 

[letsgetit22]

That my dad was coming back from the store to bring me some milk for my cereal

 

[8pm at msg]

You would die if you stood on your hands too long or was hung upside down

 

[af1 1982]

my aunt told me my parents found me in a cow ****.

And I believed her

 

[mkc1983]

Tommy Hilfiger would never go out of style

 

[rook]

I'd be able to understand women logic

 

[wayniac211]

We'd be living like the jetsons. Bunch of BS

 

[BrandNewWithTags]

buying Jordans would actually make you play like him.