Ever been bitten by an animal?

[ninjahood]

yo that dog aint even wait to be harrassed

 

[deleted]

@ him taking a big drink of the water they gave him for his hand

 

[getback]

I got bit on the balls by a Brown Recluse spider when I was about 4.

I found a tick embedded in my sack like 6 years ago.

 

[kdslittlebro]

My cousin got bitten on the *** by a brown recluse when I was younger. He was a lifeguard at some pool out in the woods

 

[willypete]

I found a tick embedded in my sack like 6 years ago.

How does this happen?


And yea, my first ex used to bite me a lot smh

 

[getback]

Worth watching the whole thing but we used to crack up over this **** in college

Spoiler

I didn't see that coming

The "I didn't see that coming" has me weak every time.

 

[getback]

How does this happen?


And yea, my first ex used to bite me a lot smh

Dog probably brought in the crib, dog jumped on my bed, tick jumped off. Probably crawled on my joint in the middle of the night. You literally can't feel s**t. I hate ticks with a passion.

 

[doublemesh96]

I found a tick embedded in my sack like 6 years ago.

BRUH!!!!

 

[AgentZero]

Hit my husky with a toy lightsaber when I was like 7 and got bit. No idea why I did it, I think I was just playing around, but I deserved it

 

[beh235]

Bitten by a dog when I was a year and a half. Didn't like the end result.

 

[dirty]

Dog probably brought in the crib, dog jumped on my bed, tick jumped off. Probably crawled on my joint in the middle of the night. You literally can't feel s**t. I hate ticks with a passion.

So the tick was sucking away your manhood?
Thats some crazy **** ima check for in the shower

 

[gentrification]

Got bit by a pit when I was 4...uncle used to fight them back in the early 90s(91) dog was killed subsequently

 

[kingkoopa]

Again..... **** dogs

 

[tr1ll]

I’ve been bitten by a parakeet, dog, hamster, and a horse.


And ****ing bugs I guess

***** A HORSE?!? Them big *** teeth didn't take a chunk out of you?

Gator. If you from FL you got bitten by a Gator at least once.

I dunno bout that kinfolk.

Dogs, fish....do jellyfish count?

 

[UnicornHunter]

I thought about that. I was just trying to avoid contact altogether. Reminds me of uber paying you 250 if a rider vomits in your car. I sent message to them about notifying customers to secure their pets. I legit wonder what would've happened had i not been quick on my feet.

uber would comp. the hospital Bill and it would be your choice to put the dog down

 

[$tacy]

Again..... **** dogs

Idk how I forgot this story my whole life. My uncle old neighbor had a little small as mean *** dog. We was playing football and somehow her and her husband let the little ****ed get away. I was 12, I was artificial qb and the little thing ran right for my ankles. My natural rraction was to punt that ***, I kicked as hard as I could after it went to bite me. Started making those little crying noises and I chased it back to its owners. They had the nerve to be mad and look at me like I did something wrong.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Worth watching the whole thing but we used to crack up over this **** in college

Spoiler

I didn't see that coming

Holy must have gotten so much clout with the dogs at the park this.

Caesar Milan with the Hell Rell level of readiness

 

[iDon’tRead]

Not even a week in and I got bit by a dog back in November ..

 

[RustyShackleford]

Not even a week in and I got bit by a dog back in November ..

You really need to cop you a bottle of jojoba oil, and step your moisturizer game my up my g.

 

[iDon’tRead]

I do .. but am lazy and have let the natural moisture in the air heal me .. check out my heel they ain’t cracked as bad as before

 

[superblytrife]

Fam.

 

[Comparison Ford]

Not even a week in and I got bit by a dog back in November ..

You wearing shin guards daily with that hair pattern?

 

[RustyShackleford]

Famb heel looking like the cement print on a pair of grey market Jordan 3s

 

[Comparison Ford]

Missed the lotion convention.

 

[$tacy]

And I thought wypipo couldn't get ashy