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About what? How things didn't work out between me and a girl? How are my dating failures bragging?
Ever have that moment when you realize, "me and her aren't going to work out?"
About what? How things didn't work out between me and a girl? How are my dating failures bragging?
Ox.
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brah, are you me? I just broke up with a girl because of that.
I thought she was cute, and was really infatuated with her at work.
she just brushed me off, which made me like her even more.
then she quit and we hooked up.
Turned out to be a boring relationship. I tried, but she was just...boring.
broke up on new year's day :/
but this right here:
Blue Moon IS the best beer imaginable!
I thought she was cute, and was really infatuated with her at work.
she just brushed me off, which made me like her even more.
then she quit and we hooked up.
Turned out to be a boring relationship. I tried, but she was just...boring.
broke up on new year's day :/
but this right here:
Blue Moon IS the best beer imaginable!
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Dam its real out here these chicks be acting extra ******* because bruddas be putting that p on a pedastool lol stool. good post knowledgeb
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I went over to this chicks place. She had just moved in like a week ago, so it was a bet messy. Not messy messy but im just a really non messy person. Anyway, she had just got done with dinner. She had subway and her sandwhich had peppers and jalapenos in it.
We sat on her couch started messing around and what not. I was first kinda :x by the taste/smell of her mouth because of the sandwich ( yea, she didnt rinse or brush her teeth). No big deal i guess, i could power through it, it wsnt nothing just kinda gross.
So anyway, i bang her and what not, so i got to the bathroom, to dispose of the trojan and pee. I LIFT UP THE TOILET SEAT AND THERE IS A POO, SITTING RIGHT THERE IN THE TOILET SEAT!!! A freaking poop, with a piece or two of toilet paper in the bowl, not to metntion the messy bathroom with, hair everywhere and makeup and man
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I said F round 2 and just dipped... Told her to curve... and aint talk to her again
disgustin
We sat on her couch started messing around and what not. I was first kinda :x by the taste/smell of her mouth because of the sandwich ( yea, she didnt rinse or brush her teeth). No big deal i guess, i could power through it, it wsnt nothing just kinda gross.
So anyway, i bang her and what not, so i got to the bathroom, to dispose of the trojan and pee. I LIFT UP THE TOILET SEAT AND THERE IS A POO, SITTING RIGHT THERE IN THE TOILET SEAT!!! A freaking poop, with a piece or two of toilet paper in the bowl, not to metntion the messy bathroom with, hair everywhere and makeup and man
...I said F round 2 and just dipped... Told her to curve... and aint talk to her again
disgustin
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yeah thats fukcing stink man i hate these stink peopleI went over to this chicks place. She had just moved in like a week ago, so it was a bet messy. Not messy messy but im just a really non messy person. Anyway, she had just got done with dinner. She had subway and her sandwhich had peppers and jalapenos in it.
We sat on her couch started messing around and what not. I was first kindaby the taste/smell of her mouth because of the sandwich ( yea, she didnt rinse or brush her teeth). No big deal i guess, i could power through it, it wsnt nothing just kinda gross.
So anyway, i bang her and what not, so i got to the bathroom, to dispose of the trojan and pee. I LIFT UP THE TOILET SEAT AND THERE IS A POO, SITTING RIGHT THERE IN THE TOILET SEAT!!! A freaking poop, with a piece or two of toilet paper in the bowl, not to metntion the messy bathroom with, hair everywhere and makeup and man...
I said F round 2 and just dipped... Told her to curve... and aint talk to her again
disgustin
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The visualsyeah thats fukcing stink man i hate these stink peopleI went over to this chicks place. She had just moved in like a week ago, so it was a bet messy. Not messy messy but im just a really non messy person. Anyway, she had just got done with dinner. She had subway and her sandwhich had peppers and jalapenos in it.
We sat on her couch started messing around and what not. I was first kinda :x by the taste/smell of her mouth because of the sandwich ( yea, she didnt rinse or brush her teeth). No big deal i guess, i could power through it, it wsnt nothing just kinda gross.
So anyway, i bang her and what not, so i got to the bathroom, to dispose of the trojan and pee. I LIFT UP THE TOILET SEAT AND THERE IS A POO, SITTING RIGHT THERE IN THE TOILET SEAT!!! A freaking poop, with a piece or two of toilet paper in the bowl, not to metntion the messy bathroom with, hair everywhere and makeup and man
I said F round 2 and just dipped... Told her to curve... and aint talk to her again
disgustin
:x I know this feel as well, unfortunately
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she dropped a bumper and left it for you to discover.
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floaters ftw
jbpkickz
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She said we were dating when we were only smashing
jbpkickz
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this had me Rollin too
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Should have stayed the night and told her to call you the farmer.
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her mom was going around telling people we are going to get married... im 20 ... broke up with her on friday, fell bad because i really liked her but i cant handle that.
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I mean, it's OKAY... but it's so entry-level when you consider all the other wonderful types of beer... makes Blue Moon seem like Miller 64.
And the poo story
I thought it was a rule of thumb to make sure your bathroom was clear of all weird things... love these stories haha- 69,488
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I can't stand when beer snobs knock "entry level" beer and beer drinkers. It's a decent beer, just school them on better, don't douche it up. That and Ommegang Witte or Leffe Blond are my go to light flavor beers for when I'm eating though.
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Wow, the realest quote I've read in a while.
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- Was on my 2nd date with a chick, proceeded to spend 75% of the date telling me about how she was a Delta. Don't think I ever went out with her again after that.
- Chick text me the day after we went on a 1st date and it said "I guess you don't F with me no more cuz I ain't let you hit" 1. I didn't even really try to hit. 2. It had only been 12 hours since the last time I text her.
- Was feeling up on this girl in my car outside of iHop one night in the summer. She didn't have draws on under her dress, but still wouldn't let me hit
Anyways she was on top of me and I was playing w/her and motorboating ******* somehow she ended biting my ear so damn hard it literally swole up the next day
Same girl about 4 months later hit me up, wanted to go on a date or something. It was cool, she paid for dinner, went back to my room. Pulled her pants down and started fingering her, that cat was straight :x. I stopped dead in my tracks, washed my hands, came back and sat in my chair and said to her "So yeah what you bout to do" while I flicked channels. She left 10 mins later.
- Chick text me the day after we went on a 1st date and it said "I guess you don't F with me no more cuz I ain't let you hit"
1. I didn't even really try to hit. 2. It had only been 12 hours since the last time I text her. - Was feeling up on this girl in my car outside of iHop one night in the summer. She didn't have draws on under her dress, but still wouldn't let me hit
Anyways she was on top of me and I was playing w/her and motorboating ******* somehow she ended biting my ear so damn hard it literally swole up the next day Same girl about 4 months later hit me up, wanted to go on a date or something. It was cool, she paid for dinner, went back to my room. Pulled her pants down and started fingering her, that cat was straight :x. I stopped dead in my tracks, washed my hands, came back and sat in my chair and said to her "So yeah what you bout to do" while I flicked channels. She left 10 mins later.
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It's so true. I've felt so disgusted with some women. It's like all of a sudden I'm noticing all these nasty things about them, just every little thing. The prettiest chicks become grotesque.
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Women always bruising you up huh man.....
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The good ole "wat u bout to do"
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My man was motorboating outside of the IHOP haahahahh-
- Was feeling up on this girl in my car outside of iHop one night in the summer. She didn't have draws on under her dress, but still wouldn't let me hit
